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	<title>Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades</title>
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	<description>Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel, So You Don't Have To</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Episode 86 - &#8220;Tonight We Fight With Knives!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/21/episode-86-tonight-we-fight-with-knives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shine and I were both exhausted for this episode&#8230; so it sounds like we are drunk off our faces.  That fun filter that goes between your brain and your mouth is very not there for this ep!  I&#8217;m going to sleep for 5 years after I write this.  Maybe a week at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 85 - &#8220;I Like It Shaken AND Stirred&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/16/episode-85-i-like-it-shaken-and-stirred/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The show is LATE&#8230; late late for a very important date!  Shine decided to finish off the rest of the left over alcohol from his wine and cheese party, and he is freaking hyper and insane, and not entirely sure when he has crossed that line that most people don&#8217;t cross when they are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reminder</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/20/reminder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are NOT having a show today; instead it has been moved to the 21st (tomorrow) at the normal time   
Thanks for being understanding ^_^

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		<title>Bond has nothing&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/15/bond-has-nothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Stephen Adams.  
Well, we didn&#8217;t make the show again tonight&#8230; Stephen was knee deep in wine and cheese during an undercover mission to discover how much wine one can consume before they start giggling like a maniac.  
So, show set up for tomorrow (Saturday 15).  Also, the next two shows will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FRIDAY!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/13/friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Stephen and I have run into a snag with our world domination plans.  There has been a scheduling conflict with HnH and the Panda Bears.
Apparently they were penciled in this time slot for taking over the plant as well.  Someone fire that damned secretary.  
Anywhoos, the next THREE FRIDAYS will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After The Blast - Episode 7</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/10/after-the-blast-episode-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cannot think of anything to write&#8230; instead I leave you with quotes from: http://bash.org/
Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn&#8217;t cool?
lava?
We talked about Zach and Miri, Kevin Smith and how frakking cool he is, Halloween antics, Epic Fails, Glass in my Ass&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 84 - &#8220;Have You Pooped Today?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/08/episode-84-did-you-poop-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*yawn* I am so tired!  Stephen is winding up all the cords from the show and Stephanie has ganked my DS to play Zensations Rainforest.  Apparently, it is addicting.  I want nothing more than to curl up in a nice warm bed and sleep for a year.  Too bad I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast - Episode 6</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/11/04/after-the-blast-episode-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen had to go to the bathroom earlier&#8230; he RAN from the table and leaped over things, and dives into the bathroom.  Then Steph and I hear a ring&#8230; and he stays in the bathroom for 15 mins while on the phone with his family.  What the heck.  We touched on The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 83 - &#8220;The Moo Moo Inferno&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/31/episode-83-the-moo-moo-inferno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAPPY HALLOWEEN, you worthless wretches of society; you scoundrels that feed on the underbelly of our world!  I hope you enjoy dressing as whores and the damned; may your roamings lead to copious amounts of candy and alcohol&#8230; and may you wake up with the worst hangover you&#8217;ve had in three years Saturday morning. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After The Blast - Episode 5</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/27/after-the-blast-episode-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen and I have lost our minds.  We are tired and laughing at everything.  We sang about snakes on a star&#8230; and then I almost peed my pants laughing.  We rambled on about Red Sonja, James Bond, Superman books, New Watchman preview in front of the James Bond movie so freaking excited!!), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 82 - &#8220;Where Do You Get That Much Ostrich&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/24/episode-82-where-do-you-get-that-much-ostrich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have laughed so hard the last two hours, that I&#8217;m pretty sure I am going to just throw up and die.  My stomach is in pain, and I wanna curl up in bed and pass out.  I spent three hours driving back up here, then another 30 going to a costume shop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Show PostPwned!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/22/show-postpwned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have to postpone Thursday night&#8217;s show. Some events criss-crossed :(. We&#8217;ll be doing the LIVE show at the same time but on FRIDAY instead of Thursday. Sorry for the inconvenience and I hope you guys can still make it!

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		<title>After the Blast 4 - Feat. Chris Moreno!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/20/after-the-blast-4-feat-chris-moreno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Moreno joined us for an awesome (Stephen&#8217;s favorite word) hour of geekdom.  The super comic artist was cool enough to skype us for this session of after the blast. Stephen and I were super excited to have him on, and it went really well! We talked about comic convention etiquette, animal feelings, all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 81 - &#8220;You Dead, And Then You Undead&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/17/episode-81-you-dead-and-then-you-undead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so, I&#8217;m sitting here thinking of what to write for our EIGHTY FIRST episode&#8230; and my sister jumps out of her seat, starts going &#8220;OOO, OH OH OH OH OooOooO!&#8221; and prancing her feet around.  Thinking something was attacking her, I fling my laptop aside and jump up to.  I look to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After The Blast - Episode 3</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/13/after-the-blast-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, we went to Kroger and got chips, twix, pancake mix, and cinnamon buns (which Stephanie proceeded to burn) after our After the Blast segment.  I am very, very happy!  This show is turning out to be a lot of fun!  We have some wicked regulars that make the chat sessions amazing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 80 - &#8220;It&#8217;s Nawt a Tumah!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/10/episode-80-its-nawt-a-tumah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was an amazing live episode, and I love every damn one of you for showing up, calling in, and chatting away on the site.  We had a call in from Chris Moreno (yay fan girl!), and a crap ton of deliriously retarded notes.  Well, I really&#8230; REALLY want a twix from Kroger, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 79 - &#8220;Someone Is Burning A Fire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/10/03/episode-79-someone-is-burning-a-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Everybody! I&#8217;m sitting in a restaurant shortly before this episode is supposed to come out and typing this on my iPhone. That pretty much means that this intro will be short. I hope you guys enjoy the show as much as we did. Our show was packed with the usual insane and disgusting news [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After The Blast - Episode Zwei</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/09/29/after-the-blast-episode-zwei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This after show, show is turning out to be a lot of fun!  I&#8217;m stoked when people chose to stay and chill out with us instead of venturing out into the real world.  We rambled on about a stupid fruit fly that was being annoying, Tim Burton&#8217;s Alice, Johnny Depp as the Mad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 78 - &#8220;Hang On To Your Gonads!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/09/26/episode-78-hang-on-to-your-gonads/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am currently being harassed by a fruit fly.  I want it to spontaneously combust&#8230; but it is not cooperating with me.  Jerk.  I was so tired right before we started the show.  The fear of falling asleep mid sentence was lurking in the corner, but &#8212; per usual &#8212; doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast - Episode ONE!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/09/22/after-the-blast-episode-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since Stephen and I have started hanging out in the chat after the show, we have covered a lot of fun and interesting topics!  Comics, movies, books, podcasts, directors, music, technology, fuzzy hand cuffs vs. leather bondage cuffs&#8230; you know, perfectly normal things.  It has really been a blast &#8212; har har.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 77 - &#8220;What Kind of Nuts Are These?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/09/19/episode-77-what-kind-of-nuts-are-these/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We had sooooo many notes this week.  I had to cut down on half of them, and we even did mid-show cuts to keep the time down.  20$ that next week I won&#8217;t be able to find a single note!  I guess stupidity runs in bouts.  If the amount of stupid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 76 - &#8220;The Universe? Great! Let&#8217;s Blow It Up!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/09/12/episode-76-the-universe-great-lets-blow-it-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I have to get up at 5am tomorrow to make a 10am appointment 3 hours away.  They are taking my splints off!  Woo woo!  Too bad I havent been going to bed till 7ish&#8230; and I slept until 3 today &#62;L&#60;  I will be one very sleepy Smashface by evening [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 75 - &#8220;I Have A Mango In My Teeth!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/09/05/episode-75-i-have-a-mango-in-my-teeth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hurricane nom nom nom!  I snuck into my sister&#8217;s room and attacked her with mounds of Homework so I could get back to doing the show!  It sucked being benched for two weeks.  I still sound really stuffy and retarded, and it hurts to laugh&#8230; but it was totally worth it for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 74 - &#8220;Cute People Don&#8217;t Poop&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/08/29/episode-74-cute-people-dont-poop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Here we are again with another episode that is Ashley-less, but that does NOT mean that it is fun-less! We had an absolute blast doing this show and loved the chat room participation this week. Major thanks to Vash and his little brother for lending us the Factoid of the Week sound. They did some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 73 - &#8220;I&#8217;m Dancing With My Mouth&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/08/22/episode-73-im-dancing-with-my-mouth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Ashley out of commission, I am forced to have to write the introductory paragraph for this amazing show! I say forced like it&#8217;s a bad thing, but I&#8217;m just glad right now that I have a show to post! Stephanie joined us on this episode for a rip-roaring good time! The title stems from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&#038;H Video Message</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/08/21/hh-video-message/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ash is getting her surgery and I&#8217;m bored. The result of this situation is a little video of me rambling on about things! Check it out  


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		<title>Episode 72 - &#8220;He Won&#8217;t Recognize Me By My Butt&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/08/17/episode-72-he-wont-recognize-me-by-my-butt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is late.  Just in case you were confused. We had a good reason for it being late, though.  Stephen moved up here, so from now on we will have live shows!  Granted, my face is finally getting rearranged this Thursday, so I won&#8217;t be in the game for at least a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 71 - &#8220;Something That Big Ought To Give Milk&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/08/08/episode-71-something-that-big-ought-to-give-milk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week has been very hard on my sleep schedule.  I have not got any!  I&#8217;ve been rather grumpy too.  Sometimes it is just SO much fun to be grumpy.  However, I had yummy, deliciouso wine during this episode and I am hyper as all hell   Stephen ended up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 70 - &#8220;Do Squirrels Have Nuts?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/08/01/episode-70-do-squirrels-have-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The word &#8220;salad&#8221; implies something light and crunchy and yummy.  So, when I made a taco salad, I was looking forward to not feeling like a very stuffed sausage afterwords.  However, I apparently more taccoed and less saladed my taco salad&#8230; and I feel like a turkey on thanksgiving - stuffed.  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man 4gets Wife&#8230; On Top of Car</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/07/28/man-4gets-wife-on-top-of-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate to admit this, but I am guilty of setting things atop my Jeep while I open the driver door&#8230; and then forgetting I sat whatever it was atop said Jeep.  This wouldn&#8217;t be such a problem if 95% of us didn&#8217;t take off down the road with coffee cups, folders, and wives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 69 - &#8220;Put This On Your Crotch&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/07/25/episode-69-put-this-on-your-crotch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somehow &#8212; completely unintentional on our part, of course &#8212; we ended up having a ton of stories with the number 69 in it for our awesomely perverted 69th episode. 69 year old pool-o-phile, 1969 founding date of the Jim Smith foundation, 69 million cats, 69 thousand carp pedicures. Ok, so maybe I fudged the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 68 - &#8220;A Different Set of Boobs!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/07/18/episode-68-a-different-set-of-boobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoa! I totally apologize for the late release on this one. I spent most of last night in a ceremonial wrestling match with a squirrel ambassador and that little sucker put up a major fight! Who would have thought that a 6 inch tall rodent could fight like that? It was like watching the Karate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 67 - &#8220;One Extraordinary Nutsack!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/07/11/episode-67-one-extraordinary-nutsack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So, obviously my surgery was a no go&#8230; damned worthless nurses!  Oh, well.  I get to see Hellboy and Batman when they come out&#8230; that is all that really matters!  Stephen and I had an interesting last week.  It is hard to believe he was just here!  Alas, no he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 66 - &#8220;The Fire Burns Red!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/07/04/episode-66-the-fire-burns-red/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen is up in good old, lame arse WV this weekend for one last show before I get my face rearranged via surgery.  On July 10th I am having a freaking horrible 3 hour minimum surgery on my nose (nasal septal perforation&#8230; wtf?!) and I will be out cold that day&#8230; and probably that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 65 - &#8220;The Wombat Is MINE!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/27/episode-65-the-wombat-is-mine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother broke her foot about 3 weeks ago, and she just started rehab to help her heal.  I drove her to Body Works Wednesday under the assumption that she would be done w/n about 15 minutes.  (That is what the ppl in charge told me, anyway.)  So, I sat outside in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 64 - &#8220;Death Wears Sandals!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/20/episode-64-death-wears-sandals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I am down in Tally Wang with Stephen this week!  We did a semi-live, on video show and a couple of our awesome listeners turned in and were perverts with us!  I was trying to pound back a bottle of Asti, and Stephen had his mega fruit juice of doom.  Apparently, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 63 - &#8220;Mmm, Hot Monkey Cleavage!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/13/episode-63-mmm-hot-monkey-cleavage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did this episode rather tipsy off my arse.  I drank a bottle of Vampire Merlot that the wondiferous Brad B. got me for helping him carry heavy boxes.  I think I shall forever to the show in a state of tipsyness.  Stephen also did the show live (from his end) via [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Was HOW Big?!?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/13/he-was-how-big/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I read a story today that literally made my jaw drop open in surprise. I didn&#8217;t realize that people were capable of growing to the sizes of the man I&#8217;m about to talk about. I may be behind the times on this story, since it appears he&#8217;s been well known since 2006, but I felt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Flex Your Mentals&#8221; With WuChess!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/10/flex-your-mentals-with-wuchess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/?p=198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who said chess was a sport built only for Russians and goofy, prep school kids? One famous group has stepped forward in an attempt to make chess cool again. The famous hip-hop troupe the Wu-Tang Clan has joined up with the ChessPark social network to bring chess to everyone with their own rap infused style. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Business Sense</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/09/monkey-business-sense/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, we normally try and put these stories in our own words&#8230; but I couldn&#8217;t do it any better than this.  This is just&#8230; strange.  
He&#8217;s a revered Hindu monkey god. And now, he&#8217;s the chairman of an Indian business school.

 Hanuman, the popular god known for his strength and valor, has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 62 - &#8220;Porkchop Sandwiches!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/06/episode-62-porkchop-sandwiches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week has been insane.  I spent 24 hours straight (2 breaks for food) helping a friend move from his apartment (he had more crap then you could possibly imagine), came back home (3 hour drive) only to take my mum to the hospital!  Pure Crap!  Combine this with working and my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Cheaper Than A Casket!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/06/03/its-cheaper-than-a-casket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In America, we have a handful of home grown inventions that we can really be proud of: the lightbulb, the telephone, and Pringles. Not just the chips themselves, mind you, but also the can that made them famous. Yes, the Pringles can is a staple of American culture and has been one of the most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 61 - &#8220;Candy Corn of DOOM!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/30/episode-61-candy-corn-of-doom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 23:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is so good to be back!  I missed Stephen and H&#38;H almost enough to keep me home from going to Busch Gardens and eating all of the roller coasters.  Alas, the coasters called to me and demanded my attendance.  This show totally makes up for my absence, however (because I know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Just Like &#8220;Everybody Poops&#8221;&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/30/its-just-like-everybody-poops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 13:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Children&#8217;s books are often written with a purpose. Sometimes they are to teach a moral principle, show you not to be embarrassed about who you are, tell you to stay strong under peer pressure, and even make sure you know it&#8217;s okay to poop, but what about that books that teach you unconventional wisdom. Dr. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Got Milk (In Your Eye)?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/29/got-milk-in-your-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 05:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has seen someone squirt milk out of their nose at some point or another.  You might have been one of those lucky individuals that felt the horrible burning as liquid shot out of holes you never thought liquid could shoot out of.  I have never had the intense agonizing pleasure, but I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Could Have Been Worse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/27/it-could-have-been-worse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 16:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not the biggest fan of flying. I do it a lot, but it&#8217;s not something that I go skipping merrily along to the airport to do. Now it may be different if I could have wings, or pull off what Superman does and just lift off the ground with no assistance whatsoever. This story [...]]]></description>
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		<title>eBay Baby</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/27/ebay-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 04:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are tons of weird things put up for auction on eBay every hour.  There have been Jesus Pancakes, Mastodon Bones, and even &#8220;New Folders&#8221; for your Windows OS.  I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;ve ever seen anyone offer up their baby, however &#8212; until now.  Yes, dear readers, on Saturday, May 24th an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 60 LIVE! - &#8220;You Have Porn On Your Pillow&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/23/episode-60-live-you-have-porn-on-your-pillow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 01:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Alas, today&#8217;s live show went on despite that fact that nobody listened live and nobody called in. Don&#8217;t worry, the co-host of the show wasn&#8217;t even there. My good buddy Micah stood in to take her place! Despite not having boobies, he did awesome and I am super glad that he came on to pick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 59 - &#8220;Buttery Nipple Leftovers&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/16/episode-59-buttery-nipple-leftovers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I would like to take the time to dedicate this episode to all the penguins out there&#8230; penguins that have been put into games where you see how far you can punt them with a polar bear and a bat.  Penguins that have been put into weird CG movies and taught to dance (oddly) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sticky Situation</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2008/05/13/a-sticky-situation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid, I used to love getting glue on my hands and having to peel it off. One of the best parts was trying to see if I could get the entire sticky film off my hands without it breaking. I never accomplished the feat, but I still managed to get a [...]]]></description>
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