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		<title>Episode 259 &#8211; Interview with a Vamp, er&#8230; Brit.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 05:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s so nice and warm and fantastic outside and I want a boatload of fries and a massive body of water in which to swim! Tonight we are joined by Alex Byrom all the way from&#8230; somewhere where they speak English, but not USA English&#8230; English English. The kind with the neat accent. He also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 258 &#8211; Flaming Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 01:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen is playing BioShock Infinite on hard mode. You can&#8217;t hack things. It makes me really sad. It also makes me sad that I SUCK at the game. FPS + Ashley = FAIL. Give me platforming or adventuring or puzzles&#8230; and I&#8217;m golden. Make me fire a weapon at someone that isn&#8217;t a really bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 257 &#8211; You Have Chest Hair?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 07:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is anyone doing Insanity with me or am I winging it alone? Stephen was meant to do some hard core working out with me (we have this whole competition thing going), but he sucks at life&#8230; or rather, he doesn&#8217;t and is busy with actual life. Either way, I&#8217;m killing myself all alone! If anyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 238 &#8211; Missed a Spot</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is currently 2:43am and I should be asleep. I&#8217;m not, though. I am listening to a stupid song and getting SHOW NOTES! I think there should be HnH cookies. They would be awesome. They would be WAY better than lame GirlScout cookies. We wouldn&#8217;t bug you by coming to your home in cute outfits [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 256 &#8211; Flushes McNamby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 07:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve picked up Ocarina of Time again and cannot stop playing it. It&#8217;s really sad. I forgot how totally addicting that game was&#8230; and how FREAKING much I hate the water temple or anything even remotely resembling water (ice) in that game. It is evil. The learning curve goes in this happy slight slope and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 255 &#8211; Fish Flood</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 07:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I spent all day outside playing in the dirt (and apparently poop). My mother is having a party this Saturday and Daddy wanted to surprise her by landscaping ALL of the yard and the garden O_O It looks awesome, but I ripped my pants while picking a bag of dirt up. That wasn&#8217;t so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 254 &#8211; Something About Butts</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/04/03/episode-254-something-about-butts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 07:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you guys still like getting snail mail? When I was little, I would freak out when I got a letter in the mail. I still love sending and receiving mail. Email is amazing and fast and makes my life easier, but I don&#8217;t know what half my friend&#8217;s handwriting looks like! I also REALLY [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 253 &#8211; Surprise Butt Piercings</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/27/episode-253-surprise-butt-piercings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/27/episode-253-surprise-butt-piercings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Completed a whole week of working out! THE FLUFF WILL BE DEFEATED! Stephen and I are competing with each other&#8230; is anyone else there killing themselves with us? I haven&#8217;t tried working out to a podcast before? Would you guys be interested in a &#8220;motivational&#8221; podcast for workouts? Stephen and I could just YELL at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 252 &#8211; Eye Kegels</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/20/hh-episode-252-eye-kegels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/20/hh-episode-252-eye-kegels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 07:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I’ve been hardcore jonesing for a new Zelda. Twilight Princess was GORGEOUS and Skyward Swords was something new (and gave a lot of fun backstory to the origins of everything)&#8230; but nothing has filled that void that Ocarina has left! The Legend of Zelda HD won’t be releasing for a while (read&#8230; way too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&amp;H Episode 251 &#8211; Hangin’ with Uncle Johnny</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/13/hh-episode-251-hangin-with-uncle-johnny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/13/hh-episode-251-hangin-with-uncle-johnny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 07:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, it&#8217;s hot in this room with FOUR computers and two printers and modems and clocks and lamps and Stephen won&#8217;t open the window because he&#8217;s a big meanie face and its WARM cuZ it was awesome and sunny outside today and we went to BonFark and went to the play stations and hobbit holes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 250 &#8211; The Humans are Dead</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/01/episode-250-the-humans-are-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/03/01/episode-250-the-humans-are-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 07:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time a bunch of hippy, tree-hugging, communists got together and decided they needed to have an open forum for their so very deep thoughts. They discovered that cooking vegan food allowed them to get closer to this deep thinking. One day, they decided to cook vegan food naked&#8230; and ONLY then could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 249 &#8211; Pancakes Are Thicker Than Water</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/20/episode-249-pancakes-are-thicker-than-water/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/20/episode-249-pancakes-are-thicker-than-water/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Puerile means childishly foolish. Just in case you wanted to know&#8230; or landed on Jeopardy. Well, there are oatmeals cookies with my name on it&#8230; and I need to make my bed so I can go to sleep and wake up really early and go to work&#8230; yay $$$, boo early ;_; Also, I spilled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 248 &#8211; Horseshoes &amp; Hand Mirrors</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/13/horseshoes-hand-mirrors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/13/horseshoes-hand-mirrors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 07:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Ode to Boobies by George Yesthal (edited) Boobies are so wonderful Boobies are so nice Boobies go so great with scotch Or bourbon over ice. Boobies are so versatile And have so many names Knockers, ta-tas, hooters, knobs… I call mine Ralph and James. Boobies come in such a wide Variety of sizes Some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 247 &#8211; Preparation HNH</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/08/episode-247-preparation-hnh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 07:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Canadians are ab00t! Stephen and Ashley were attacked by a 20% Canadian audience in this weeks&#8217;s episode de la awesome. They held fast as 30 Shades of Plaid and a Green Lantern home theater mod was thrown tossed about in the chat. SPECIAL: If you want to give a shout-out to your loved one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Reign of DeadAir Ends</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/04/the-reign-of-deadair-ends/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/04/the-reign-of-deadair-ends/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Huge thanks to Eryck Webb for ringing in our return with another amazing comic. Take that, Deadair! We will END you!!]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 246 &#8211; &#8220;The Fattening&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/01/episode-246-the-fattening/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/02/01/episode-246-the-fattening/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 07:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen and I have finally beaten our way through the jungles of dor-gu&#8217;n and made our way across the thirsty wastes of alla-hassum&#8230; Dead Air tried to take us away from you, but we have thwarted his evil plans! HnH is BACK and 2.0-afied! Stay tuned to have your faces&#8230; MELTED. Factoid of the Week: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&amp;H Returns!!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2013/01/22/hh-returns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 03:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Orbiting HQ&#8217;s engine rumbles to life amidst the blackness of space. Thrusters engage as it rattles its way back into orbit. The antenna&#8217;s begin tracking strange people and gathering odd news from all over the globe. H&#038;H Man awakes from a long food coma, straps on his armbands of justice, and takes a seat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 245 &#8211; Writ of Certiorari</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/08/10/episode-245-writ-of-certiorari/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/08/10/episode-245-writ-of-certiorari/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 07:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Factoid of the Week Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year. Great Fall of China I Love Poo Sex Doll Stops Traffic Download it Here! (Right-click, Save As&#8230;) Running Time: 55:23]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 244 &#8211; Radioactive Poop</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/07/20/hh-episode-244-radioactive-poop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 07:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is a truth universally acknowledged that zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth more plain than during the recent attacks at Netherfield Park, in which a household of eighteen was slaughtered and consumed by a horde of the living dead. &#8220;My dear Mr. Bennet,&#8221; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 243 &#8211; Shall We Sup On This As Well?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/07/13/episode-243-shall-we-sup-on-this-as-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one time, I tried to make pancakes&#8230; but I burnt the butter&#8230; and didn’t realize it&#8230; and then it tasted weird&#8230; and was a total waste of my time and butter and syrup and made a plate sticky&#8230; and I had to wash the pan with the icky butter in it and the stupid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 242 &#8211; In My GoogleBrain</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/06/29/episode-242-in-my-googlebrain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I drank a lot. I had a crappy week and my answer to that was to pour a bottle of Disaronno and Kahlua into a green cup with ice and I drank it during the show. Now my head is heavy. I might be naked too&#8230; then again I might have done the show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&amp;H Episode 241 &#8211; Spelunking in Vitro</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/06/22/hh-episode-241-spelunking-in-vitro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 07:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s show is brought to you by H&#038;H Good Time Cafe! If you ever find yourself hungry for lovin’ and weird and crazy news foods, stop by the H&#038;H Good Time Cafe! Gorge yourself on the WTF Burger, chock full of so much stuff, we don’t even know what goes in it. Throw down a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 240 &#8211; Frankenpooter</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/06/15/episode-240-frankenpooter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 07:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police investigating a suspected crime scene in Sweden were shocked to learn it was a woman&#8217;s secret sex chamber. Police investigating reports of a streaker say the culprit was a naked young man fleeing a spider in his bed. Police thought they&#8217;d stumbled on a serial killer when a pick-up truck overturned on a motorway [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 239 &#8211; Outside in the Middle</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/06/08/episode-239-outside-in-the-middle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 07:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not an artist and I don&#8217;t really see colors all that well&#8230; not that I&#8217;m color blind, but you know&#8230; Today I am lazy and dunno what to write&#8230; so you get sentences again. Yay. A Leicester man has resorted to extreme measures to deter cold calling telephone salesmen &#8211; by adding an extra [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 237 &#8211;  Permanent Wood</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/06/01/episode-237-permanent-wood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The makers of controversial breast milk ice cream have come up with a new &#8216;bad taste&#8217; flavour &#8211; a mixture of Holy water and absinthe.A woman&#8217;s 80th birthday nearly ended in tragedy when she slipped out of her harness during a parachute jump. A range of salts said to have been collected from human tears [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 236 &#8211; Teleradinet</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/05/25/episode-236-teleradinet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 07:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Swedish woman sat out on her balcony to enjoy the summer weather &#8211; and got stuck in a sun lounger for two days. A police officer is accused of breaking into his neighbour&#8217;s home to use the washing machine and tumble dryer. A Canadian woman called the emergency services after mistaking her neighbour&#8217;s noisy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 235 &#8211; Avengers Assemble!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/05/11/episode-235-avengers-assemble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 07:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I just spent 2 hours watching youtube proposals&#8230; (I started by watching a lioness try and eat a baby dressed in a striped coat). I gotta say&#8230; people are very special. One guy proposed at McDonalds, one made his gf fly across teh country, and one (pretty sure it was fake) was told no. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 234 &#8211; Bake Shyte</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/04/27/episode-234-bake-shyte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Slovakian woman couldn&#8217;t believe her eyes when her pointer dogs were attacked &#8211; by a kung fu guinea pig. Staff at a McDonald&#8217;s restaurant in the US were stunned &#8211; when a cow wandered up to the drive-through window. &#8220;He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot.&#8221; Hours after breaking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 233 &#8211;  There’s a Fairy in my Nuts!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/04/13/episode-233-theres-a-fairy-in-my-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 21:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me tell you about the story of the Nut Fairy&#8230; actually, I’ll save that story for the show. It’s a very good story (see what I did there? I made you curious and now you totally have to listen to at least the first 5 mins of the show&#8230; that is where I do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 232 &#8211; Chiroproctologist</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/04/06/episode-232-chiroproctologist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am thirsty. I wanna go downstairs and get some filtered water, but I need to write this first. However, all I can think about is running downstairs to slate my thirst! I can&#8217;t drink water out of the tap because it&#8217;s baaaadddd for you! It really is. It has mercury and other CRAP in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 231 &#8211; Grammorical Concraptitude</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/03/23/episode-231-grammorical-concraptitude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 07:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You ever wake up in a REALLY good mood&#8230; only to have it totally destroyed and peed upon by bees and family and the realization that you have WAY too much paper work to do and not enough time to do it? And that you have about 6000 ppl descending upon your formerly quiet weekend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 230 &#8211; NTCITYTII</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/03/09/episode-230-ntcitytii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This episode is NOT the call-in that it normally is. I am going to visit Stephen and Stephanie next week, sooooooo, we’ve decided to move the call-in episode to 231 and not 230. EVERYTHING IS BACKWARDS!? I know, it’s utter madness and chaos. The sun is the moon and the moon is made of gravy. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 229 &#8211; Deyu Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/03/04/episode-229-deyu-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 02:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[H&#038;H has risen like a pheonix from the ashes and has brought you the long awaited Episode 229. The hackers almost had us, but we were able to recover relatively quickly, and get it all working again. Seriously, though! Why would anyone want to take down the happiest place on earth? You guys obviously like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 228 &#8211; The Family Jewels</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/02/24/episode-228-the-family-jewels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Butter! We here at HnH like butter&#8230; and bacon. Well, Stephen likes bacon and butter. I dont eat bacon piggies in butter. And we also play country music. Basically, this entire episode is offense to me in every way. I also drew an angel penis. And I’m running out of things to say. And Stephen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 227 &#8211; Hump Day Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/02/16/episode-227-hump-day-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since Ashley was going to be late for a dinner date, you are left with me to write the &#8220;copy&#8221; for today&#8217;s show. It will no doubt be a lot less exciting that Ashley&#8217;s typical off the wall posts that have nothing to do with anything the show was about, but you&#8217;ll get by one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 226 &#8211; I Need a Show Title</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/02/02/episode-226-i-need-a-show-title/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This keypad is really easy to type on. I like it a lot. I think i might take it from Stephen. Well, my sister&#8230; Stephen has one exactly like it. I am just going to type randoms stuff because its fun to type on and I like the noise it makes when I type and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lost Dragon*Con Tape</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/02/01/the-lost-dragoncon-tape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I talked about this a few weeks ago and then completely did not upload it for you guys to here. So here I am to fix it! Inside this post, you shall find an encapsulated wonder of hilarity known as &#8220;The Lost Dragon*Con Tape.&#8221; It&#8217;s about twenty minutes of madness where you get an inside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 225 &#8211; Puffy Nuts</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/01/27/episode-225-puffy-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s episode of Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades brings you storytime with Stephen and Ash. Pretty much like every other show we do, but I can promise that you&#8217;ll love this one. It involves genitals&#8230;also like every other show we ever do. Okay, this episode is really like every other show that we do, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 224 &#8211; Twenty Two Fo&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/01/20/episode-224-twenty-two-fo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, 2012 has gotten off to a rocky start for some people (most people I’ve talked to actually). Even I have been affected by the evil start of the last year of the world. One would think, however, that the LAST year anyone would ever be alive would be awesome by default. It’s the last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 223 &#8211; Anticipatory Accent</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/01/13/episode-223-anticipatory-accent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 07:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Todays episode is brought to you by Panda Poo, Detoxing, Juice Feasting, and mothers who fake their daughters deaths to stay in Costa Ricca for an extra week and a half. It&#8217;s also brought to you by me not having anything to write and trying desperately to come up with something to fill up some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 222 &#8211; Apocalypse Soon!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/01/06/episode-222-apocalypse-soon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First show of the APOCALYPSE YEAR!? I’d say it’s been a fantastic year so far. WVU bloody well crushed Clemson (ahahahah win), I haven’t had a day of work yet due to snow, and I finally found my way back to the gym. This is the resolution show&#8230; where we read the resolutions that you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 221 &#8211; Parasitic Poop Twig</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/12/23/episode-221-parasitic-poop-twig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you guys so very much for making Stephen and my Christmas dreams come true by sending on all your awesome wish lists! You guys are a clever bunch (well, some of you&#8230; some of you need to be culled from the herd, but I still love you). We hope you guys enjoy your families, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 220 &#8211; How the Grinch Stole ASHLEY&#8217;S UNDERPANTS!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/12/16/episode-220-how-the-grinch-stole-ashleys-underpants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the week before the Christmas show! THAT MEANS WE NEED YOUR CHRISTMAS LISTS! We want to know what you want for Christmas! Hookers, midgets, donkeys, blowfish&#8230; a combination thereof? I want a new mattress cover because somehow&#8230; mine became assploded. I think it’s from all the Mario and Luigi that I’ve been playing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 219 &#8211; Festive Pineapple</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/12/02/episode-219-festive-pineapple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a boy went to a restaurant to get a festive pineapple. He had been looking forward to his pineapple for weeks. Upon arrival, he ordered his festive pineapple and waited happily for his meal to come. When he was finally served, the boy was curious to see that his normally bright, yellow pineapple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 218 &#8211; Tanooki Who?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/11/18/episode-218-tanooki-who/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 03:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I lost track of time and took a bath that lasted a little too long&#8230; as a result&#8230; I NEED TO BE CLOTHED. Granted, we might get more ratings if I wasn’t&#8230; hmmmm. Write us and tell us what you are thankful for! Actually, we should have asked you that LAST week, but I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 217 &#8211; Head On</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/11/04/episode-217-head-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 21:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I can’t think of anything to say for these introZ. Sometimes I was on the roof with my father all day and my brain is fried from inhaling fumes from that rubber stuff that you use to seal cracks. Sometimes I wanna curl up and read my Zombie book instead of being clever&#8230; what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 216 &#8211; HnH-a-Ween!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/10/28/hh-episode-216-hnh-a-ween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was thinking about writing a rap (I initially spelled that “wrap”, but then caught myself) for the written intro today&#8230; but I sincerely doubt my rapping abilities. I mean, I can WRAP&#8230; as in Christmas present. Really well, actually. That’s normally my job. I’m just really good at wrapping so I get to do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 215 &#8211; No, Kizzy, OW My Noodles!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/10/21/episode-215-no-kizzy-ow-my-noodles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 07:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week’s show concentrates on&#8230; well, nothing. Stephen and I don’t know how to concentrate&#8230; and even if we did&#8230; it would be a very weird show indeed if we didn’t drive the bus off the road six or 29 times. Also, because I can’t go one show without making the introductory paragraph a journal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 214 &#8211; Little Bitty Baby Ride</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/10/14/episode-214-little-bitty-baby-ride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This show is going to be amazing. Amazing like Busch Gardens in VA. Amazing like the little bitty baby ride that Stephen and I went on&#8230; and then promptly decided that anyone getting on that ride was INSANE and should be COMMITTED because their brain did not function at ALL. Awesome like the Griffin and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 213 &#8211; The Great Boobaloo</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/09/30/episode-213-the-great-boobaloo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I’m not allowed to make these diary entries anymore&#8230; and we are trying not to talk about sex, so ppl don’t think we are a super dirty show&#8230; Ummm&#8230; so that kinda leaves me very few things to write about. I guess I could write about the SHOW, but you’re going to LISTEN to [...]]]></description>
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