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		<title>Episode 147 &#8211; Enlarged Comfort Zone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Escape from L.A. is a really awesome movie.  I mean, with a name like Snake, how could it not be an awesome movie?  This has nothing to do with the show or the amazing turnout in the chat room&#8230; but it is on tv and I thought you should know.  Also, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 146 &#8211; Vibrating RingwormZ</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/26/episode-146-vibrating-ringwormz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, HnHer&#8217;s&#8230; I am cold.  Not just a little cold; but a whole hell of a lot, thinking about rolling around in boiling lead/lava/tar so I  can get some feeling back in my extremities cold.  This is a very unpleasant way to be.  I need a hot tub!  Actually, we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DE-LAY (mini one)</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/25/de-lay-mini-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen has phoned and informed me of a rogue Zombie HORDE that has attacked his route home from work (the poor route did nothing to incite such violence)!
Because he must now &#8212; like Clark Kent &#8212; protect the innocent route&#8230; the show will be about 30 mins late tonight.
WE WILL SEE YOU AT 830!
At least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 145 &#8211; Sauce on your face</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/19/episode-145-sauce-on-your-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was very hyper for this show&#8230; and I think Stephen might have gotten to get to speak one or twice the entire time.  Poor kid.  I promise to let him talk next show&#8230; or at least get a word in.  He was also surrounded by four rather attractive women that were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Delayedinated!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/11/delayedinated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good friends, I write this message to let you know that there will NOT be a show this evening. Some stuff has come up that, most unfortunately, has stopped all show possibilities for the night. We apologize for this inconvenience and will do whatever we can to make it up to you! Thanks for your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 144 &#8211; Fifty Freakin&#8217; Nuggets!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/05/episode-144-fifty-freakin-nuggets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is with extremely pleasurable pleasure that I offer you this offering of the newest episode of episodically great greatness: HnH.  Not only am I excitably excited, but I knowingly know that you will laugh and cry in this special eight hour, drive the bus off the road until you cannot find it anymore [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 143 &#8211; Penguin Pizza Party Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/29/episode-143-penguin-pizza-party-parade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This episode of Hand shoes and Horse Grenades is brought to you by Chris Beck and his amazing penguin army (that will no doubt join with the Feline Underground Resistance).  Also, Stephen and I have decided to go to DragonCon.  So come out to the big ATL in Sept and meet us!  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nerdy Talk &#8211; Episode 2</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/27/nerdy-talk-episode-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/27/nerdy-talk-episode-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, the episode you&#8217;ve been waiting for! Yes indeedy, it&#8217;s time for another edition of NERDY TALK, where we cover the latest in tech news. This time it&#8217;s full on opinions and news about Apple&#8217;s brand new product: iPad. Sounds like a high tech feminine hygiene product, we know, but it&#8217;s what we have. Joining [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 142 &#8211; Not Stupid Anymore</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/22/episode-142-not-stupid-anymore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/22/episode-142-not-stupid-anymore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen and I were both mega tired for the show tonight, but neither of us could shut up or stop laughing&#8230; I think that is what happens to people when they are tired.  I also think that when we are sleep (or drunk) we have the best shows    Barring Stephen forgetting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 141 &#8211; My Ass is Magnetic</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/15/episode-141-my-ass-is-magnetic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/15/episode-141-my-ass-is-magnetic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a two week hiatus&#8230; I am back!  I&#8217;m back in the saddle again.  *Rocks out to Aerosmith*  Stephen and I are watching Something Something Something Darkside and I am so distracted.  I really missed you guys!  Stephen and I have vowed to make this year of HnH rock like&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 140 &#8211; Concussed!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/08/episode-140-concussed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/08/episode-140-concussed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 2010, ladies and gentlemen, and we&#8217;re bringing you a live show right out of the gate! This week, Steve was joined by special guest host Lando because the ever-so-amazing Ashley is out of commission with a concussion. How&#8217;d she get one you ask? By fighting off the zombie hordes, of course! One can take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&amp;H Resolution-O-Rama 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/31/hh-resolution-o-rama-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/31/hh-resolution-o-rama-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Greetings, everyone! This post is here to let you know that there will NOT be a show tonight. I know you&#8217;re sad. The team here at Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades was just as excited as you are, and not having a show is equivalent to watching somebody kick a puppy. It&#8217;s utterly devastating. The good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 139 &#8211; Fully Formed Turd</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/23/episode-139-fully-formed-turd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry CHRISTMAS HnH Fans!  We hope you are prepared to enjoy our amaZing Christmas episode we have provided you    It is chock full of refreshing Dear Santa&#8217;s, twinkling Wish Lists, dazzeling bum sniffers, and we might even have some maids a milking.
On a more serious note, thank you all that participated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 138 &#8211; Two Humps Are Better Than One</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/19/episode-138-two-humps-are-better-than-one/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/19/episode-138-two-humps-are-better-than-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a cold one up here at H&#38;H headquarters. I&#8217;m sitting at the H&#38;H command station looking out the window at a winter wonderland, or so they say. I did go out and build a snowman..or snow lump. The snow doesn&#8217;t pack as well as it should for building stuff. Anyway, the important thing is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 137 &#8211; You Stuck Tuna Where?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/12/episode-137-you-stuck-tuna-where/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/12/episode-137-you-stuck-tuna-where/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t slept at all this week (averaging 4 hours a night), and I was exhausted before the show.  Being the genius that I am, I decided to set my alarm ant take a 45 min nap b4 the show.  Somehow the alarm was set for AM instead of PM&#8230;. this being the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/09/twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/?p=718</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello you wonderful people of the web!  Horseshoes and Hand Grenades now has their very own TWITTER page!  
What does this mean for you?  This means you get your sorry butts on your twitter accounts (or create one immediately), and FOLLOW @HnHShow.
Our updates from the fan page on Facebook come up as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SURPRISE</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/06/surprise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HnH Fans!  I has a surprise I am working on, but I need your chat names from the Live chat    You can go to the forum OR respond to this OR email me @ fans@horseshoes-handgrenades.com
GIMME!  
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		<title>Nathan Fillion</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/06/nathan-fillion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/06/nathan-fillion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I have decided that my school-girl obsession with Nathan Fillion will ONLY burn out&#8230; if I manage to get the man with the awesome hair on HnH.  So, I need to know that you guys will help me in my desperate plot to get a space cowboy on our awesome show.  For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 136 &#8211; 1st Girlfriend Is Pleased</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/05/episode-136-1st-girlfriend-is-pleased/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, ONE of the cohosts drank again today and had to do the show a bit tipsy.  Stephen might eventually learn not to be a sot, but let&#8217;s not hold our breath.  We had a new listener in chat today (deadpat!), and we hope to see him back next Thursday!  He was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DRUNK COHOST!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/03/drunk-cohost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fans!  Glorious, wonderful, fans!  Have I told you how much I loved you?  I&#8217;m not just saying that, either.  I LOVE you.  You make my Thursdays so amaZing.  On a side note, we will be doing the show tomorrow due to an unforseen drunkness of one of your cohosts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 135 &#8211; Oh Look! A Three-headed Turkey!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/27/episode-135-oh-look-a-three-headed-turkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/27/episode-135-oh-look-a-three-headed-turkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades hopes that you and your respective families have all had an excellent Thanksgiving holiday, and taken some time to reflect on what&#8217;s important to you. We also hope that we made that list. Honestly, what would you do without us? How else would you learn how ridiculous people can be during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nerdy Talk &#8211; Episode 1</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/22/nerdy-talk-episode-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/22/nerdy-talk-episode-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is totally different for H&#38;H, but not so different for one of it&#8217;s hosts. I, Steve, have ventured back into the tech podcasting universe by hosting a show I have so lovingly dubbed &#8220;Nerdy Talk.&#8221; It&#8217;s really a term of endearment now isn&#8217;t it? On this episode I&#8217;m joined by H&#38;H listeners [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 134 &#8211; Finger Bumping Cool</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/21/episode-134-finger-bumping-cool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/21/episode-134-finger-bumping-cool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I was apparently on something this episode, because everyone thought my glass of water was something a bit stronger (there were votes for vodka and white wine&#8230;.).  I promise, guys&#8230; it was water    I had just caught the hyper when I started talking to Stephen &#8212; the kid is hilarious!
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		<title>Episode 133 &#8211; Don&#8217;t Fongle My Dongle</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/13/episode-133-dont-fongle-my-dongle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/13/episode-133-dont-fongle-my-dongle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is Stephen&#8230; i have a large head.  I must wear enormous hats to fit atop my large head.  I like poop jokes.  I think they are funny.  I also like when my dongles are fongled by rabid squirrels.  This is actually Ashley    Thank you all for showing up for this episode!  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 132  &#8211; Can I Taste Your Juice?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/06/episode-132-can-i-taste-your-juice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/06/episode-132-can-i-taste-your-juice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I has string cheese.  I _really_ enjoyed the show tonight&#8230; so I talked incessantly and interrupted Stephen every chance I got.  The poor kid didn&#8217;t stand a chance.  I also just saw another one of those INANE Palm Pre adverts&#8230; wtf is a palm pre?  The chick in the commercial just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 131 &#8211; Halloweenieness</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/30/episode-131-halloweenieness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/30/episode-131-halloweenieness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween all you super HnH dorks!  I would tell you to be sane over the weekend, but then we might not have a show for next week.  So be totally stupid of the weekend!  We has a special guest this week (lilwill), who told us about someone at his school going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 130 &#8211; You Look Like Dick</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/23/episode-130-you-look-like-dick/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/23/episode-130-you-look-like-dick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen, AKA Dick Tracy, was totally decked out in his 1930&#8217;s gear, while I looked like some sort of 80&#8217;s drop out (can we say blue eyeshadow?). The turn out was fantastic (thank you chat!), the voicemails and call-in&#8217;s epic, the notes hilarious&#8230; and the Halloween question dropped. What shall Stephen and I dress as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 129 &#8211; Toe Fungi RoosterZ</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/16/episode-129-toe-fungi-roosterz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/16/episode-129-toe-fungi-roosterz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This episode was a very special episode of H&#38;H as we had a guest host! Since Ashley is out fighting off mobs of amphibious squirrel zombies, we asked my good friend Lando to join us. Oh what an excellent choice that turned out to be. Ash was able to call in and talk for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 128 &#8211; Running on Cow Power</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/09/episode-128-running-on-cow-power/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/09/episode-128-running-on-cow-power/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a 2 week hiatus, Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades returns in an explosion of fire and doves just like John Woo likes it. We went through some stories this week that are guaranteed to make you think twice about putting confidence in the human race. There are some weird people on this little blue rock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 127 &#8211; Don&#8217;t Say Vagina</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/25/episode-127-dont-say-vagina/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/25/episode-127-dont-say-vagina/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since last week was the BEST SHOW EVER, Stephen and I decided that this week shall be the WORST show ever!  Our chat box was down, Stephen and I both looked like poo (ok, so he looked like Clark Kent in his glasses, but I had green hair, soooo, yeah), notes were impossible to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 126 &#8211; When You&#8217;re In It</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/18/episode-126/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/18/episode-126/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was our BEST SHOW EVER!  Thank you to everyone that showed up and mingled in the chat with us &#8212; all our old favorites and newbees alike.  Thanks to one of our stories about a Banana Sex Cult, I now REALLY want a banana split.  I am not going to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 125 &#8211; Hand Cranked Happy</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/11/episode-125-hand-cranked-happy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/11/episode-125-hand-cranked-happy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This is our world now&#8230; the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn&#8217;t run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore&#8230; and you call us criminals. We seek after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast &#8211; Episode 11 &#8211; Disney Eats Marvel!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/07/after-the-blast-episode-11-disney-eats-marvel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/07/after-the-blast-episode-11-disney-eats-marvel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/?p=650</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Disney buys Marvel&#8221; story became way too big for a random rabbit trail on Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades so we decided to turn it into an After the Blast show in order to better analyze the situation and give the conversation more time to blossom. There are so many emotions surrounding this purchase in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 124 &#8211; Surrender the Pickle!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/04/episode-124-surrender-the-pickle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/04/episode-124-surrender-the-pickle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I dressed like a high school cheerleader on acid.  How is that different than any other show day?  Who knows.  Stephen and I rambled a LOT and the COOLEST thing ever happened!  Remember that naked dude in Tally that was riding his bike?  You know, the one I actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast &#8211; Episode 10 w/ Lil Will!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/31/after-the-blast-episode-10-w-lil-will/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/31/after-the-blast-episode-10-w-lil-will/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, well I jacked up the settings somehow on the show and we ended up having one of our favorite people, Lil Will, on the for ATB to share with us stories of working at a drug store.  We also meandered into the realm of the new Batman Game that I do not yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 123 &#8211; Did You Step In It?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/28/episode-123-did-you-step-in-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/28/episode-123-did-you-step-in-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yay!  A little late, but awesome audio because I was in Motown in person!  I am going to go see Halloween II in about 20 mins!  I hope it doesn&#8217;t suck    I also have lots of corn that Egats mummy sent me.  Sooooo much corn!  This show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 122 &#8211; The Blue End Goes Where?!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/21/episode-122-the-blue-end-goes-where/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/21/episode-122-the-blue-end-goes-where/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s episode was absolutely batnuts crazy! I don&#8217;t even remember what we talked about, but it involved lots of uncouth, strange, and completely ridiculous stories that are the staple of what we do here at H&#38;H. I&#8217;m pretty sure we took plenty of time to alienate most of our audience, and help others to feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 121 &#8211; Their Ants Bit My Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/15/episode-121-their-ants-bit-my-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/15/episode-121-their-ants-bit-my-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason I decided to dress all in green &#8212; green hair, eyes, makeup, clothes &#8212; to do this show.  Then someone told me that green meant you were horny o_O  I thought it made me a leprechaun!  I think this show made up for the off the road driving from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 120 &#8211; Shut Yo&#8217; Mouth!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/07/episode-120-shut-yo-mouth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s show was probably the craziest live show that we&#8217;ve had in a long while. So many amazing people called in and we cannot even begin to thank them for taking some time out to chat with us. My dad even stopped by to give us some words of wisdom and discuss &#8220;butt problems.&#8221; You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast w/ Chris Moreno &#8211; Episode 9</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/03/after-the-blast-w-chris-moreno-episode-9/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/03/after-the-blast-w-chris-moreno-episode-9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our good friend Chris Moreno decided to once again grace us with his present and take some time out to tell a story or two. Chris is the artist  behind such amazing works as Sanz Pantz: Ninja Platypus, Super Frat, Dysfunctianimals,  the current Toy Story series and a whole crap ton more. We were so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 119 &#8211; Feel My Meat!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/07/31/episode-119-feel-my-meat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So many of you wonderful people came to chat this evening!  It melted my heart a tad    We also have the illustrious honor of having one of our audience members BANNED from listening to us by his PARENTS!  I don&#8217;t know why, but this announcement made Stephen and I tear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 118 &#8211; What&#8217;s A Barnyard Brothel?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/07/24/episode-118-whats-a-barnyard-brothel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dressed up like a small child that raided her mothers closet for this ep.  Then I got a crown stuck in my hair &#8212; which was not pleasant.  After that someone said something in the chat about bees being the new male enhancement&#8230; I can&#8217;t tell you how much that freaks me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 117 &#8211; It&#8217;s Melting My Pants!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/07/17/episode-117-its-melting-my-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, we finished the show and I hear this weird meowing outside.  I realize it was a stray cat we feed, so I yelled down to my father to tell him that Gigi wants food.  I hear my dad go outside in the garage and then this horrible hissing and keening noise and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 116 &#8211; Vampire&#8217;s Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/07/10/episode-116-vampires-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/07/10/episode-116-vampires-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Chi just gave me cherries that looked SO much like balls.  I was insulted, but then I was glad I had cherries so I eated them&#8230; and then I dropped the cherry seed on me and got a huge cherry spot on my stupid new shirt!    GRRRR
Moral of the story? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 115 &#8211; Like Squeezin&#8217; Sauce From A Duck</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/07/03/episode-115-like-squeezin-sauce-from-a-duck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/07/03/episode-115-like-squeezin-sauce-from-a-duck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.
The gorilla finished the beer and handed the bartender a twenty dollar bill. The bartender just couldn&#8217;t believe that a gorilla knew anything about money, so he only gave back one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 114 &#8211; Sometimes I Just Want Their Balls</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/29/episode-114-sometimes-i-just-want-their-balls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/29/episode-114-sometimes-i-just-want-their-balls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take bloody two!  Re-recording a show has never been one of my favorite things to do&#8230; but I actually think this take was better.  Well, I have to go write an accounting paper (how the F#$K do you write a paper on ACCOUNTING?!&#8230; can someone please explain that to me?), and then write [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disaster Strikes!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/27/disaster-strikes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Announcements]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Houston, we have a problem&#8221;
After the show on Thursday I tried to save the audio file just like another day, and that&#8217;s when the unthinkable happened: my computer died. Not like DEAD died, but froze up to the point where I couldn&#8217;t do anything. As a result, episode 114 was lost to the ether and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 113 &#8211; Lovin&#8217; Time</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/19/episode-113-lovin-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/19/episode-113-lovin-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can NOT think of anything clever today&#8230; directing to weird al lyrics&#8230;
Elmo&#8217;s got gun, Elmo&#8217;s got a gun.
Big bird&#8217;s on the run.
Bernie&#8217;s dialin&#8217; 911
{Chourus}
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird&#8217;s Crap?
They say when Elmo was arrested,
they found Oscar headless in the trash.
I hear that Gordon&#8217;s really runnin,
Now that Elmo&#8217;s got a gun,
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 112 &#8211; J is for Jenitalia</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/12/episode-112-j-is-for-jenitalia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/12/episode-112-j-is-for-jenitalia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so, I went bike riding last night to get some exercise in.  I hadn&#8217;t been in ages, but it was a perfect evening to go get some ridage in.  Anyway, I woke up this morning and my pelvic bones were like&#8230; bruised.  I sat up and pondered wtf I had done [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 111 &#8211; Don&#8217;t Tug On My Nuts!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/05/episode-111-dont-tug-on-my-nuts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/06/05/episode-111-dont-tug-on-my-nuts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Stephen and I took a week trip to the bogs of FL where we hunted the elusive 5 ft tall squirrel and dined with the 4inch martini grub of ZanZaBar.  Wtf, I&#8217;m so hyper.  We talked SO much this episode.  I missed you guys and it felt good to share about [...]]]></description>
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