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		<title>H&amp;H On The Runs! &#8211; Episode 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey everybody! Ash and I thought it would be fun to record a short little podcast to tell you a little bit about our trip to DragonCon and what we&#8217;re going to be getting into. Also, we wanted to let you know where you&#8217;re going to be able to find all this awesome coverage so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 165 &#8211; Quickie Time!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hewwo attackers of my shitty warl! Tonight’s show is early and short (heh&#8230;HEHEHE&#8230;HAHAHAHAHA). I have a CRAP ton to do tonight to get ready to leave way too damn early morrow&#8230; so I am cutting the notes in half. Does Stephen know this? Prolly not Also, someone should come do my laundry for me&#8230; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 164 – Dumbledore Dies In This One</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so&#8230; I’m at a loss for gross newZ this week. I blame you. Yeah, you. Get out there and be gross damn it! What the hell are you ppl doing? Sitting inside watching tv? Eating? Playing games? Go rape a squirrel or lick a moose’s behind or something. How the hell can I get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 163 &#8211; EPIMAZTIC!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/08/13/episode-163-epimaztic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEWWO my lovelies! I just drank a blueberry shake. It was really good&#8230; and blueberry-ie. So, I thought I was going to go as Cleopatra for Halloween&#8230; but all the costumes are rather POOP. Anyone know of any good ones? RIght now Im coming up empty! Also, I found this awesome costume that I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 162 &#8211; Dones!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/08/07/episode-162-dones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 11:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the show is a bit late&#8230; but that is because my 1st cousin just had his first kid!  Well, he didn’t have the kid&#8230; his wife did.  Well, technically she had it.  Are C-Sections considered giving birth?  Speaking of C-Sections&#8230; waiting on one to happen in the birth ward of a hospital is painful. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 161 &#8211; Involuntarily Brought To You By Mustard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight show was MEGA Awesome in the geekiest sense!  Chris Moreno joined us and lead us through his Comic Con Experience!  He also gave us the scoop on his NEW Project!  Talking to Chris has gotten me SUPER stoked about DragonCon!  I could literally just pee my pants.  I also got a booklet in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 160 &#8211; Sexasaurus Rex!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/07/16/episode-160-sexasaurus-rex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am determined that no one ever reads these intros&#8230; like&#8230; ever. Are you reading this? You SHOULD be reading it! Sometimes I am funny, damn it all. In fact, if you ARE reading this&#8230; COMMENT. I don&#8217;t care what you say&#8230; just say something letting me know that you actually read this post. Otherwise, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 159 &#8211; One Armed, One Legged, Serial Chicken Killing Monkey!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/07/09/episode-159-one-armed-one-legged-serial-chicken-killing-monkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, when I wash my face at night, I always sing Old McDonald (it is about 2 mins&#8230; the time you are meant to take cleaning your face/hands/teeth). Shut up, this is normal. Anyway, I got sick of that song and wanted to sing Mary Had a Little Lamb. I couldn&#8217;t recall the lyrics, tho! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 158 &#8211; Happy Pants!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/07/02/episode-158-happy-pants/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/07/02/episode-158-happy-pants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Stephen is never getting noise buttons for our show again, folks. I have thrown the device across the room and it has landed in tiny pieces. Actually, he has probably added several hundred MORE sounds since the show was recorded and plans to use them all in tandem for next week. We had to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 157 &#8211; BOOM Headshot!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/06/25/episode-157-boom-headshot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/06/25/episode-157-boom-headshot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 23:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I feel like I have been away from the show for ages&#8230; and I guess I have! I am glad weddings and honeymoons and vacations are DONE with so that I may relish in the HnH goodness I missed everyone in the chat! And, as you can tell by this episode, I was really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 156 &#8211; Cookie Monster Cable</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/06/11/episode-156-cookie-monster-cable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 23:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a long hiatus, or what seems like one, H&#38;H is back with a vengeance&#8230;and a special guest! I welcomed Stephanie, my brand new wife, to the show this week because Ash was off doing who knows what! Probably beating zombies to death with a blunt object, or seducing the Australian swim team. It&#8217;s hard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 155 &#8211; That&#8217;s No Moon! It&#8217;s a Podcast!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/06/07/episode-155-thats-no-moon-its-a-podcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 01:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After almost a week of delays, we&#8217;ve finally released Episode 155 for all of your ears to be pleasured by. Our site was jacked up beyond all recognition but thanks to some snazzy work by security geniuses, we are now back up and running. This episode didn&#8217;t contain a whole lot of news, but it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 154 &#8211; Does My Hand Smell Like Poo?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/05/01/episode-154-does-my-hand-smell-like-poo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 15:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HnH might be getting a new co-host&#8230; after I keel Stephen. He is causing me to have to work &#8212; something I generally do not care for. The wedding is annoying enough with all it&#8217;s cleaning and organizing and planning and blah. But NOW he is moving&#8230; so I have to help with that too!? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 153 &#8211; Take It In The Ear</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/04/23/episode-153-take-it-in-the/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 23:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time again boys and girls! Horseshoes and Hand Grenades is going rock your face off with the newest episode that is chock full of everything you expect from us. What does chock full mean anyway? What on earth is a chock? These questions may never be answered, but I can tell you that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 152 &#8211; Toad Lickin&#8217; Good Time</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/04/16/episode-152-toad-lickin-good-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 23:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gentlemen of the H&#38;H universe, this episode takes a completely different approach at making a show. Mostly because Ash wasn&#8217;t around because she was out destroying the Squirrel Army with her bare hands. I&#8217;m pretty sure she choked out about 50 squirrels with her bare hands. So I was joined by our good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 151 &#8211; The Schnitzel Nazi</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/04/09/episode-151-the-schnitzel-nazi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 03:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever polished silver? Well, I just spent a couple hours polishing more silver than I knew we had&#8230; but I did it wrong. Apparently, the polish is very bad for you. You aren&#8217;t meant to breathe it&#8230; or get it on your skin (it gets into your blood stream). So, now my blood [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&amp;H Episode 150 LIVE &#8211; Podcasts Before Hot Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/04/02/hh-episode-150-live-podcasts-before-hot-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I have said this before, but I honestly think this is the most fun I have ever had doing a show before. You guys completely blew me away with your awesomeness. Thank you SO much to BHyphen, James, Vash, and Coleman Ranahan for calling in during the show. A HUGE thank you to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 149 &#8211; Big Bob&#8217;s Bacon and Beer</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/03/19/episode-149-big-bobs-bacon-and-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My cat is balanced on her back legs and staring into the mirror like she is looking through it. I must say this is horribly creepy as I cannot help but think about &#8220;Through the Looking Glass&#8221;. If something pops out mid sentence and eats me I am going to be VERY pissed. Well, before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 148 &#8211; Stop Doing Things!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/03/13/episode-148-stop-doing-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is 3:32am. I should be asleep. Why am I not asleep? Well, for one, my sister was up half the night packing for her DC trip&#8230; and I was her entertainment. Granted, it wasn&#8217;t hard. You know when you get so sleepy that you are just stupid? Well, Steph was beyond stupid. She was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 147 &#8211; Enlarged Comfort Zone</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/03/05/episode-147-enlarged-comfort-zone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Escape from L.A. is a really awesome movie. I mean, with a name like Snake, how could it not be an awesome movie? This has nothing to do with the show or the amazing turnout in the chat room&#8230; but it is on tv and I thought you should know. Also, I just saw a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 146 &#8211; Vibrating RingwormZ</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/26/episode-146-vibrating-ringwormz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, HnHer&#8217;s&#8230; I am cold. Not just a little cold; but a whole hell of a lot, thinking about rolling around in boiling lead/lava/tar so I can get some feeling back in my extremities cold. This is a very unpleasant way to be. I need a hot tub! Actually, we should have an HnH Hot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 145 &#8211; Sauce on your face</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/19/episode-145-sauce-on-your-face/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/19/episode-145-sauce-on-your-face/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was very hyper for this show&#8230; and I think Stephen might have gotten to get to speak one or twice the entire time. Poor kid. I promise to let him talk next show&#8230; or at least get a word in. He was also surrounded by four rather attractive women that were waiting on their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 144 &#8211; Fifty Freakin&#8217; Nuggets!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/02/05/episode-144-fifty-freakin-nuggets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is with extremely pleasurable pleasure that I offer you this offering of the newest episode of episodically great greatness: HnH. Not only am I excitably excited, but I knowingly know that you will laugh and cry in this special eight hour, drive the bus off the road until you cannot find it anymore even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 143 &#8211; Penguin Pizza Party Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/29/episode-143-penguin-pizza-party-parade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/29/episode-143-penguin-pizza-party-parade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 23:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This episode of Hand shoes and Horse Grenades is brought to you by Chris Beck and his amazing penguin army (that will no doubt join with the Feline Underground Resistance). Also, Stephen and I have decided to go to DragonCon. So come out to the big ATL in Sept and meet us! In a shocking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 142 &#8211; Not Stupid Anymore</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/22/episode-142-not-stupid-anymore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/22/episode-142-not-stupid-anymore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen and I were both mega tired for the show tonight, but neither of us could shut up or stop laughing&#8230; I think that is what happens to people when they are tired. I also think that when we are sleep (or drunk) we have the best shows Barring Stephen forgetting the charger for his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 141 &#8211; My Ass is Magnetic</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/15/episode-141-my-ass-is-magnetic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/15/episode-141-my-ass-is-magnetic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a two week hiatus&#8230; I am back! I&#8217;m back in the saddle again. *Rocks out to Aerosmith* Stephen and I are watching Something Something Something Darkside and I am so distracted. I really missed you guys! Stephen and I have vowed to make this year of HnH rock like&#8230; rocks o_O. He added a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 140 &#8211; Concussed!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/01/08/episode-140-concussed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 2010, ladies and gentlemen, and we&#8217;re bringing you a live show right out of the gate! This week, Steve was joined by special guest host Lando because the ever-so-amazing Ashley is out of commission with a concussion. How&#8217;d she get one you ask? By fighting off the zombie hordes, of course! One can take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 139 &#8211; Fully Formed Turd</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/23/episode-139-fully-formed-turd/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/23/episode-139-fully-formed-turd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry CHRISTMAS HnH Fans! We hope you are prepared to enjoy our amaZing Christmas episode we have provided you It is chock full of refreshing Dear Santa&#8217;s, twinkling Wish Lists, dazzeling bum sniffers, and we might even have some maids a milking. On a more serious note, thank you all that participated this week. We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 138 &#8211; Two Humps Are Better Than One</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/19/episode-138-two-humps-are-better-than-one/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/19/episode-138-two-humps-are-better-than-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a cold one up here at H&#38;H headquarters. I&#8217;m sitting at the H&#38;H command station looking out the window at a winter wonderland, or so they say. I did go out and build a snowman..or snow lump. The snow doesn&#8217;t pack as well as it should for building stuff. Anyway, the important thing is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 137 &#8211; You Stuck Tuna Where?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/12/episode-137-you-stuck-tuna-where/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t slept at all this week (averaging 4 hours a night), and I was exhausted before the show. Being the genius that I am, I decided to set my alarm ant take a 45 min nap b4 the show. Somehow the alarm was set for AM instead of PM&#8230;. this being the case, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 136 &#8211; 1st Girlfriend Is Pleased</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/05/episode-136-1st-girlfriend-is-pleased/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/12/05/episode-136-1st-girlfriend-is-pleased/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, ONE of the cohosts drank again today and had to do the show a bit tipsy. Stephen might eventually learn not to be a sot, but let&#8217;s not hold our breath. We had a new listener in chat today (deadpat!), and we hope to see him back next Thursday! He was awesome ^_^ Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 135 &#8211; Oh Look! A Three-headed Turkey!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/27/episode-135-oh-look-a-three-headed-turkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/27/episode-135-oh-look-a-three-headed-turkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades hopes that you and your respective families have all had an excellent Thanksgiving holiday, and taken some time to reflect on what&#8217;s important to you. We also hope that we made that list. Honestly, what would you do without us? How else would you learn how ridiculous people can be during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 134 &#8211; Finger Bumping Cool</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/21/episode-134-finger-bumping-cool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I was apparently on something this episode, because everyone thought my glass of water was something a bit stronger (there were votes for vodka and white wine&#8230;.). I promise, guys&#8230; it was water I had just caught the hyper when I started talking to Stephen &#8212; the kid is hilarious! We totally drove the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 133 &#8211; Don&#8217;t Fongle My Dongle</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/13/episode-133-dont-fongle-my-dongle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/13/episode-133-dont-fongle-my-dongle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is Stephen&#8230; i have a large head.  I must wear enormous hats to fit atop my large head.  I like poop jokes.  I think they are funny.  I also like when my dongles are fongled by rabid squirrels.  This is actually Ashley  Thank you all for showing up for this episode!  I had so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 132  &#8211; Can I Taste Your Juice?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/06/episode-132-can-i-taste-your-juice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/11/06/episode-132-can-i-taste-your-juice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I has string cheese. I _really_ enjoyed the show tonight&#8230; so I talked incessantly and interrupted Stephen every chance I got. The poor kid didn&#8217;t stand a chance. I also just saw another one of those INANE Palm Pre adverts&#8230; wtf is a palm pre? The chick in the commercial just annoys me. Oh! The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 131 &#8211; Halloweenieness</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/30/episode-131-halloweenieness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween all you super HnH dorks! I would tell you to be sane over the weekend, but then we might not have a show for next week. So be totally stupid of the weekend! We has a special guest this week (lilwill), who told us about someone at his school going poo everywhere save [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 130 &#8211; You Look Like Dick</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/23/episode-130-you-look-like-dick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen, AKA Dick Tracy, was totally decked out in his 1930&#8242;s gear, while I looked like some sort of 80&#8242;s drop out (can we say blue eyeshadow?). The turn out was fantastic (thank you chat!), the voicemails and call-in&#8217;s epic, the notes hilarious&#8230; and the Halloween question dropped. What shall Stephen and I dress as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 129 &#8211; Toe Fungi RoosterZ</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/16/episode-129-toe-fungi-roosterz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This episode was a very special episode of H&#38;H as we had a guest host! Since Ashley is out fighting off mobs of amphibious squirrel zombies, we asked my good friend Lando to join us. Oh what an excellent choice that turned out to be. Ash was able to call in and talk for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 128 &#8211; Running on Cow Power</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/10/09/episode-128-running-on-cow-power/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a 2 week hiatus, Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades returns in an explosion of fire and doves just like John Woo likes it. We went through some stories this week that are guaranteed to make you think twice about putting confidence in the human race. There are some weird people on this little blue rock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 127 &#8211; Don&#8217;t Say Vagina</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/25/episode-127-dont-say-vagina/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since last week was the BEST SHOW EVER, Stephen and I decided that this week shall be the WORST show ever! Our chat box was down, Stephen and I both looked like poo (ok, so he looked like Clark Kent in his glasses, but I had green hair, soooo, yeah), notes were impossible to get, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 126 &#8211; When You&#8217;re In It</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/18/episode-126/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was our BEST SHOW EVER! Thank you to everyone that showed up and mingled in the chat with us &#8212; all our old favorites and newbees alike. Thanks to one of our stories about a Banana Sex Cult, I now REALLY want a banana split. I am not going to have sex with it&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 125 &#8211; Hand Cranked Happy</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/11/episode-125-hand-cranked-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This is our world now&#8230; the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn&#8217;t run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore&#8230; and you call us criminals. We seek after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast &#8211; Episode 11 &#8211; Disney Eats Marvel!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/07/after-the-blast-episode-11-disney-eats-marvel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Disney buys Marvel&#8221; story became way too big for a random rabbit trail on Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades so we decided to turn it into an After the Blast show in order to better analyze the situation and give the conversation more time to blossom. There are so many emotions surrounding this purchase in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 124 &#8211; Surrender the Pickle!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/09/04/episode-124-surrender-the-pickle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, I dressed like a high school cheerleader on acid. How is that different than any other show day? Who knows. Stephen and I rambled a LOT and the COOLEST thing ever happened! Remember that naked dude in Tally that was riding his bike? You know, the one I actually saw? Well&#8230; we had a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast &#8211; Episode 10 w/ Lil Will!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/31/after-the-blast-episode-10-w-lil-will/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, well I jacked up the settings somehow on the show and we ended up having one of our favorite people, Lil Will, on the for ATB to share with us stories of working at a drug store. We also meandered into the realm of the new Batman Game that I do not yet have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 123 &#8211; Did You Step In It?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/28/episode-123-did-you-step-in-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yay! A little late, but awesome audio because I was in Motown in person! I am going to go see Halloween II in about 20 mins! I hope it doesn&#8217;t suck I also have lots of corn that Egats mummy sent me. Sooooo much corn! This show was so much FUN! And a member of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 122 &#8211; The Blue End Goes Where?!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/21/episode-122-the-blue-end-goes-where/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>phate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s episode was absolutely batnuts crazy! I don&#8217;t even remember what we talked about, but it involved lots of uncouth, strange, and completely ridiculous stories that are the staple of what we do here at H&#38;H. I&#8217;m pretty sure we took plenty of time to alienate most of our audience, and help others to feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 121 &#8211; Their Ants Bit My Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/15/episode-121-their-ants-bit-my-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason I decided to dress all in green &#8212; green hair, eyes, makeup, clothes &#8212; to do this show. Then someone told me that green meant you were horny o_O I thought it made me a leprechaun! I think this show made up for the off the road driving from last week&#8217;s show&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 120 &#8211; Shut Yo&#8217; Mouth!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/07/episode-120-shut-yo-mouth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s show was probably the craziest live show that we&#8217;ve had in a long while. So many amazing people called in and we cannot even begin to thank them for taking some time out to chat with us. My dad even stopped by to give us some words of wisdom and discuss &#8220;butt problems.&#8221; You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After the Blast w/ Chris Moreno &#8211; Episode 9</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2009/08/03/after-the-blast-w-chris-moreno-episode-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>steve</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our good friend Chris Moreno decided to once again grace us with his present and take some time out to tell a story or two. Chris is the artist  behind such amazing works as Sanz Pantz: Ninja Platypus, Super Frat, Dysfunctianimals,  the current Toy Story series and a whole crap ton more. We were so [...]]]></description>
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