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This keypad is really easy to type on. I like it a lot. I think i might take it from Stephen. Well, my sister… Stephen has one exactly like it. I am just going to type randoms stuff because its fun to type on and I like the noise it makes when I type and I wanna see how fast I can type and I wanna see what my brain comes up with when having to think this hard about stuff but I keep messing up and its pissing me off and I wanna beat stephen because he is typing too and I think i will leave the mistakes so you can see how poorly i type when I am trying to type fast. AHHHHHHH PUNCTUOATOJSDFJN

Factoid of the Week
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

Brothel Inspector
Toothless Bank Robber
Wall of Shame
WTF

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Running Time: 1:06:26

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This week’s episode of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades brings you storytime with Stephen and Ash. Pretty much like every other show we do, but I can promise that you’ll love this one. It involves genitals…also like every other show we ever do. Okay, this episode is really like every other show that we do, but way more awesome because this is Episode 225! That’s a pretty big one. If that episode number was made up of pennies, I would have almost enough for a gallon of gas. Or I would have MORE than enough for a soda out of a vending machine. See, this episode is important. LISTEN!

Factoid of the Week
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It’s where we get the phrase “mind your P’s and Q’s.”

Chicken McFail
4 year old brings pot for lunch
This chick is worse than Ash
How elections should happen

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Todays episode is brought to you by Panda Poo, Detoxing, Juice Feasting, and mothers who fake their daughters deaths to stay in Costa Ricca for an extra week and a half. It’s also brought to you by me not having anything to write and trying desperately to come up with something to fill up some of this white space. Ok, seriously, just watch the show… or listen to it. Do SOMETHING to it. WHITE SPACE GO AWAY>123

Factoid of the Week
The world’s largest snowflake was 38 cm wide and 20cm thick and was found at Fort Keogh, Montana on January 28, 1887.

Goat Riding Monkey?
Drunk Driver Escapes
Panda Poo Tea
Teacher Fakes Daughter’s Death

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Running Time: 1:09:05

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Thank you guys so very much for making Stephen and my Christmas dreams come true by sending on all your awesome wish lists! You guys are a clever bunch (well, some of you… some of you need to be culled from the herd, but I still love you). We hope you guys enjoy your families, your down time, your presents, and all the sleep in time you get! Don’t forget to send in your New Year’s Resolutions for next week! They will be the last resolutions you make considering the world is going to end next Dec

Factoid of the Week:
The word “mistletoe” literally means “Dung Twig”
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Penguin Poo
Thief Leaves Fail Trail
Merry F**king Christmas

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One day a boy went to a restaurant to get a festive pineapple. He had been looking forward to his pineapple for weeks. Upon arrival, he ordered his festive pineapple and waited happily for his meal to come. When he was finally served, the boy was curious to see that his normally bright, yellow pineapple was, in fact, a deep red! He assumed this was due to the holiday season, but when he bit into the pretty treat… he discovered it was an APPLE! The End.

Factoid of the Week
Birth name: Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Nickname (name change): Mark Twain, Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass
Did you know?
Haley’s Comet was visible in the sky both on the night that Mark Twain was born and on the night he passed away.
Mark Twain published more than 30 books throughout his career.

Are you C/Kathy?
Dog Shoots Hunter
Creative Judge
Steaming Poo Hoax

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Running Time: 54:31

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