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Episode 259 – Interview with a Vamp, er… Brit.

Published on May 16, 2013 in Shows. 2 Comments

hellFullSmallIt’s so nice and warm and fantastic outside and I want a boatload of fries and a massive body of water in which to swim! Tonight we are joined by Alex Byrom all the way from… somewhere where they speak English, but not USA English… English English. The kind with the neat accent. He also created some sort of game that’s fairly amazing, but I’m mainly concerned with the accent. We didn’t manage to get to the news this week (there was a LOT of talking), but the hilarity of making fun of a Brit was worth skipping all my hard won notes.

Factoid of the Week:
The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Go to Hell, Dave

Words of Wisdom:
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright

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Running Time: 1:33:25

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Episode 258 – Flaming Pants

Published on May 6, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

Official_cover_art_for_Bioshock_InfiniteStephen is playing BioShock Infinite on hard mode. You can’t hack things. It makes me really sad. It also makes me sad that I SUCK at the game. FPS + Ashley = FAIL. Give me platforming or adventuring or puzzles… and I’m golden. Make me fire a weapon at someone that isn’t a really bad pixel with the title GoldenEye… and I fail miserably. I really like watching people play them, though! Elizabeth is the best companion EVER. A woman who gives you money… winning.

Factoid of the Week:
Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 BC by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung.

Doc Forgets Acupuncture Patient
$600 and a Banana
Cancer and Chips
Captain Hook Wasn’t From Samalia

Words of Wisdom:
“A man may esteem himself happy when that which is his food is also his medicine.” – Henry David Thoreau

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Running Time: 55:16

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Episode 257 – You Have Chest Hair?

Published on May 1, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

TigerIs anyone doing Insanity with me or am I winging it alone? Stephen was meant to do some hard core working out with me (we have this whole competition thing going), but he sucks at life… or rather, he doesn’t and is busy with actual life. Either way, I’m killing myself all alone! If anyone is doing it, let me know! Also, IRON MAN 3 this weekend!? I am so bloody stoked! Who all is going?

Factoid of the Week:
3.5 million people are still paying for a dial-up AOL internet connection.

Chess Gone Violent
Tiger in the Potty
McDonald’s is Gross
Panties for Men

Words of Wisdom:
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Running Time: 1:14:14

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Episode 238 – Missed a Spot

Published on April 24, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

girl_scoutsIt is currently 2:43am and I should be asleep. I’m not, though. I am listening to a stupid song and getting SHOW NOTES! I think there should be HnH cookies. They would be awesome. They would be WAY better than lame GirlScout cookies. We wouldn’t bug you by coming to your home in cute outfits and beg you to buy our overpriced crap! We would put a “buy our cookies” subliminal track under all of our shows, so you would willingly pay for the HnH logo branded over sugary goodness. Dude, I want an HnH cupcake shirt now. ERYCK! Make me cupcakes!

Factoid of the Week
In 1848, Niagara Falls stopped flowing for 30 hours because of an ice jam blocking the Niagara River.

Cock Attacks
Reporter Suspended After 5 Seconds
Farmer Turned Nude Model
Seriously WTF?

Words of Wisdom
I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. – George S. Patton

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Running Time: 1:05:09

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Episode 256 – Flushes McNamby

Published on April 17, 2013 in Shows. 2 Comments

ManofSteelI’ve picked up Ocarina of Time again and cannot stop playing it. It’s really sad. I forgot how totally addicting that game was… and how FREAKING much I hate the water temple or anything even remotely resembling water (ice) in that game. It is evil. The learning curve goes in this happy slight slope and them BAM… DOOM. Speaking of doom… I cannot move. At all. Day Two of Insanity kicked my BUTT. I thought working out for a month would prepare me. It didn’t. Ouch.

Factoid of the Week:
Kissing someone for one minute burns about 2 calories.

Lake Hylia
6 Yr Old Gets Takeout
Man Wrestles with Tiger Shark
Zombie Hamster

Words of Wisdom:
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less
Robert E. Lee

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Running Time: 1:05:35

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Episode 255 – Fish Flood

Published on April 10, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

poodle-ferretSo, I spent all day outside playing in the dirt (and apparently poop). My mother is having a party this Saturday and Daddy wanted to surprise her by landscaping ALL of the yard and the garden O_O It looks awesome, but I ripped my pants while picking a bag of dirt up. That wasn’t so awesome. I had already ripped them the last time I wore them (while moving to Va Beach), but I had sewn them back up because I really like them. So, of course, they decided to rip right where I had sewn the last rip up. Seriously? I refuse to chuck them, though. They are nice shorts and I heart them! Actually, all of my pants are like a decade old… I just keep stitching them up. I should buy new pants. I suck.

Factoid of the Week
Bone is five times stronger than steel.

Mug Shot Spawns Marriage Proposals
Proposal Classes
Naked Aussie in Croc-Infested Water
Ferret Poodles

Words of Wisdom
“Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.” – Bruce Lee

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Running Time: 1:08:13

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Episode 254 – Something About Butts

Published on April 3, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

baconDo you guys still like getting snail mail? When I was little, I would freak out when I got a letter in the mail. I still love sending and receiving mail. Email is amazing and fast and makes my life easier, but I don’t know what half my friend’s handwriting looks like! I also REALLY like paper. Stephen and I have weird attachements to notebooks. They have to be a certain type, though. They must be floppy or we shun them!

Factoid of the Week
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Fake Funeral
That Isn’t Lemonade
Bacon Lube
Secret Identity

Words of Wisdom
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. – Thomas Jefferson

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Running Time: 1:11:17

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Episode 253 – Surprise Butt Piercings

Published on March 27, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

Wampa-RugCompleted a whole week of working out! THE FLUFF WILL BE DEFEATED! Stephen and I are competing with each other… is anyone else there killing themselves with us? I haven’t tried working out to a podcast before? Would you guys be interested in a “motivational” podcast for workouts? Stephen and I could just YELL at you to do better for 45 mins or so. Yes, I think this needs to happen :D

Factoid of the Week
In the original version of Little Red Riding hood, the wolf and the girl eat the grandmother together.

Teachers Never Learn
Kalamazoo!
Cat Skin Rug?
Sex Toys Help Singers

Words of Wisdom
“Always in motion the future is.” -Yoda

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Episode 252 – Eye Kegels

Published on March 20, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

LinkSo, I’ve been hardcore jonesing for a new Zelda. Twilight Princess was GORGEOUS and Skyward Swords was something new (and gave a lot of fun backstory to the origins of everything)… but nothing has filled that void that Ocarina has left! The Legend of Zelda HD won’t be releasing for a while (read… way too long), but they are trying to hold us over with a revamp of Wind Wanker in August. I think they attempted to fix a lot of the bigger issues with the game and they updated the graphics a lot. Sigh. Someone buy me a Wii U.

Factoid of the Week
The first-known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 BC.

Snow Sculpture Receives Ticket
News Anchor Reads her own Proposal
RoadKill Fashion
Transsexual teen to marry his old babysitter

Words of Wisdom
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Running Time: 1:08:41

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H&H Episode 251 – Hangin’ with Uncle Johnny

Published on March 13, 2013 in Shows. 0 Comments

AwesomenessSo, it’s hot in this room with FOUR computers and two printers and modems and clocks and lamps and Stephen won’t open the window because he’s a big meanie face and its WARM cuZ it was awesome and sunny outside today and we went to BonFark and went to the play stations and hobbit holes and teeter totters and fallen trees and mystical islands. And also, the show Yeece.

Factoid of the Week
In 1925 con man Victor Lusting ”sold” the Eiffel Tower to scrap metal dealers twice.

What THE Hell
Wave Says No to Wedding Proposal
Brazillians Bid For Sex Doll Virginity
Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping

Words of Wisdom
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.

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Running Time: 1:00:15

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