I’m going to be out of town this Thursday picking up a friend from the airport, which means that the show will have to be delayed a day. We’ll be doing it Friday at 8pm EDT instead of the usual Thursday. Thanks for your patience and we hope to see you all there!!
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Something went completely awry on tonights show and we feel that the masters of the internet are working against us to sto p our show from being awesome. Well, that or Skype was simply having some major issues. Needless to say, the show did not go on as planned because Ashley and I couldn’t understand a word each other were saying thanks to The Fuzz. I capitalized it because I believe that it is an entity hell bent on stopping our show whenever it gets the chance. Well it takes more than that to put us down, Fuzz!
The show will be going on Friday night at 8pm EST instead of the usual time. Ashley will be in Morgantown with me at the time so we’ll have our show Skype free, so that takes care of one point of failure. It will be awesome and I hope those who came out tonight can try again tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you guys!!
Update: Image removed from this post because I think it made someone throw up. Apologies to all ye with sensitive stomachs. I thought the tube had mud in it. I may have been wrong.
Well, it’s that time again: shop until you die of a heart attack time! I hope you guys had an excellent black friday and found sales out the wazoo. Unfortunately, we had an excellent one too, and it’s wiped us out completely. My parents are visiting and Ash is doing tree decorating with her family. This has kind of thrown us off more than originally anticipated, so we’re going to have to delay the show for tonight. I’m as devasted as you are, trust me. But it seems kind of crappy of me to let my parents drive 15 hours up here to see me and then not spend enough time hanging out with them. So I’m giving this weekend to family time. Go ahead, blame me for the delays. I can take it! We’ll have a podcast out this week though, so don’t panic! We’ll get back to normal soon. These holidays are crazy! See you guys again soon!!
Welcome to the brand spankin’ new Horseshoes & Hand Grenades home on the web! Just like the old H&H, but with a little more “awesome” added into it. We’re going to be posting daily with news articles and weird crap we’ve seen on the net! That’s one of the additions we’re adding to make your visits to H&H a little more fun.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this Friday we will be producing the 50th episode of our fantastic podcast, and would like YOU to join us! Every 10 episodes we do a live show so we can have input from our fans and let you guys join us in laughing at the rest of the world. After doing 4 of these we have finally streamlined our process into something that works, and makes it easiest for you guys. Here are the details:
- The show starts at 8pm EST, and will be streamed right here on Horseshoes-Handgrenades.com.
- We will be using Stickam which provides a cool chat box in the streaming client that will be in the right sidebar of this page. This is a good alternative to communicating with us if you don’t want to or can’t use Skype.
- If you want to call in, you will need to have a Skype account and the Skype software (available FREE from Skype.com) and a decently quiet room so the whole world doesn’t hear your music, tv, or small children crying. Also, please turn down the show when you call in so we don’t hear ourselves through your microphone.
- Add “hnhlive” as a friend on Skype. This is the name you will be able to reach us at.
- This show is a total free-for-all, so call in whenever you want and we will take your call. I don’t care if we’re in the middle of a story, we want to hear from you! Because we love you
Remember, as always live shows can and very well might run long, be excessively RAUNCHY, and our conversation may stray so far from the topic that you can’t see it anymore. We’ve had SO much fun when we do these shows, that these things don’t even bother us. So please call in! We’ll see you guys this Friday!
-H&H
I have come down with the phage, or the plague, or ebola, or maybe zombieitus. My throat is melting, I can’t breath, I’m all achy and weak, and the copious amounts of cold medicines that I am on make me want to sleep all day. I will either emerge victorious… or as the living dead. Either way it might be neat. The point of my whining? I cannot speak, let alone without coughing, so the show is off until I stop dying 
Sacrifice a virgin for me if you think about it… or gift baskets of cough drops might be a pleasing substitute.
-Ash
Well, all our happiness came crashing down on our big, fat, happy heads this evening while attempting to make up Friday’s show. Our mixer imploded upon itself, and is now a very expensive paper weight that mocks is with ever button that refuses to light up. Stephen has sold a lung, and now has enough to buy a replacement mixer. He is planning on doing this posthaste.
Something about today just did not like us, or the people around us. One of our friends went to the hospital due to sever seizures, I almost choked to death (apparently inhaling while drinking is not on the “top ten most recommended things to do” list), and our mixer decides that it is sick of having our voices float through it once a week.
Someone go do some voodoo for us, and help us get back on track!
I also hear that dragons take kindly to virgins… if anyone can find one of those?
Thanks for your patience!
-Ash
This is Steve reporting from the front line of a surge currently taking place by the Squirrel United Comrades (S.U.C.) against our friends in the Feline Underground Resistance (F.U.R.) I’m excited to tell you that we are holding back these incredibly acrobatic, yet easily distracted elite forces from our enemies. I’m stuck in a foxhole…or cathole, given the circumstances, and I’m watching the mania take place. I’ve never seen a tabby cat fire a bazooka with such precision, but Private Mittens is tearing the opposition. I am deeply saddened that I am forced to relay this info through text, but my microphone was shot out of my hand by the squirrel sniper they have on their site. The good news is one of our guys managed to see it and noticed his position, dispatching him only seconds later.
The main reason I tell you about this non-stop action is that our show will be delayed until tomorrow! Hopefully this conflict will be resolved and we’ll be reporting on the craziest news that happened this week! Hang in there with us and we’ll make sure it’s worth your while!
Holy crap! We’re moving forward! I can see their makeshift camp, and we are taking over! More on this later!
Yes, you read the header right, folks! H&H is invading the blogosphere with a much more updated version of the show you all know and love! Granted it’s all text and pictures so you will be forced to read, but that’s not so bad! We wanted to provide you guys with week long entertainment rather than just our Friday show. We’ll be posting stories that either did not make the show in the week before, or stories that we just think are cool. Occasionally you will also find a rant or two from Steve and Ashley because they battle many idiots on a daily basis, and would love to put their tales to paper! So be sure to check out the blog at the url below and comment! There is already one story up on the blog for you to devour and leave your thoughts on. So check it out and don’t forget to spread the H&H love…just don’t spread it too forcefully or you may have to call it H&H rape, which is a bad thing.
http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/blog
Episode 40 will be live! We’re keeping with our tradition of having every 10th episode be live, so you guys can call in and bug us! We’ll be available on stickam through our website at http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com. All you have to do is go there and you should be able to hear us! Then, when you are good and ready, give Steve a call on Skype! His name is “fulltangninja“. We’ll put you on the show and let you join in on our conversation for a bit. It’s going to be a blast, and hopefully we can keep the quality up and good. Call-ins are completely ENCOURAGED! So please do it! Who knows what could happen
We look forward to hearing from you tonight. The LIVE romp starts at 8pm EST. Hope we see (or hear) you there!
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