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The Lost Dragon*Con Tape

Published on February 1, 2012 in Shows and Specials. 2 Comments

I talked about this a few weeks ago and then completely did not upload it for you guys to here. So here I am to fix it! Inside this post, you shall find an encapsulated wonder of hilarity known as “The Lost Dragon*Con Tape.” It’s about twenty minutes of madness where you get an inside glimpse of the minds of your favorite podcast hosts, which is not completely different than the way they are on a real show. We had a blast making this, especially because we really didn’t know we were making anything. There’s also a killer song about breastfeeding in there 0_o. Love it!

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Running Time: 19:42

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Episode 213 – The Great Boobaloo

Published on September 30, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Well, I’m not allowed to make these diary entries anymore… and we are trying not to talk about sex, so ppl don’t think we are a super dirty show… Ummm… so that kinda leaves me very few things to write about. I guess I could write about the SHOW, but you’re going to LISTEN to the show… so I don’t want to SPOIL the show… I mean, I could tell you knock knock jokes? Knock, Knock… HnH…. LISTEN TO THE DAMN SHOW so you can hear about yak nipples!

Oh yeah! Check out Chris Moreno’s Zombie Dickheads! Fantastic stuff!

Factoid of the Week:
In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker “Gotham” to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning. Tasty!In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker “Gotham” to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning. Tasty!

Woman Eats Her Surprise
Toe Suck Fairy
Just…Gross
Yak Nipples

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Running Time: 1:06:02

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Episode 212 – Do It Like Bernie

Published on September 23, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Ummm, so this is the most bizarre we have done in a while… some of the stories are REALLY weird and REALLY gross… but, we have no filter so, we will tell you about them! yay! Also, I cleaned my Jeep today. Like, REALLY cleaned him. Washed and waxed and vacuumed and armoralled and he is so totally stoked to be clean >^_^< Granted, getting wax off of windows is a PAIN in the arse… stupid windex is no match for turtle waX.

Factoid of the Week:
The parachute was invented by Leonardo Da Vinci in 1515

Breast Slapping
Dog Walker
Keeping it in the Family
Partied to Death

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Episode 211 – Organic Swiss Army Knife

Published on September 16, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Ash’s computer died, I had to wear glasses, a dude in Miami redefines “trouser snake”! This episode of H&H was going to be a quick one, but Ash and I managed to ramble for just about an hour…which I guess considering I latest track record does seem like a short show. Either way, you’re going to have a blast! Put H&H in your earholes!

Factoid of the Week:
Hammerhead sharks attack humans on an average of once every 11 years

Diamonds are Forever…in your colon
Curious Elvers
Trouser snakes

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Running Time: 56:45

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Episode 204 – Ashley’s Celebrity Butt Party

Published on July 16, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

This episode of H&H is brought to you by none other than Mr. Chris Moreno! The world famous, world travelling, comic-con going superhero is back on the show for another episode of hilariously inappropriate conversation! Seriously, what show can you go listen to a comic book artist talk about stuff that has nothing to do with comics? Download it, and let the awesomeness inject itself into your earholes!

Factoid of the Week:
Americans consumed 76 billion pounds of red meat and poultry in the year 2000, up 21% from a decade earlier.

Chris Moreno’s Work!
ChrisMoreno.org
Chris Moreno’s Deviant Art page
Gymkommentary
DJ Kirkbride’s Do You Believe in Ninjas?

North Dakota is a Pooper
That Was Unexpected
This Stripper has a Pole…For Reals!

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Running Time: 1:30:00 give or take 0_o

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Episode 198.5 – I Done Did It

Published on June 3, 2011 in Shows and Specials. 0 Comments

Tonight’s show was brought to you by me, Steve, and a couple of my good friends! I’m usually pretty anxious about doing a show without Ash there by my side, but we did okay tonight! Ash couldn’t be with us because she has to cram her brain for a very difficult exam coming up in a few days. Tonight I was joined by Steph as my co-host, and we were happy to welcome Robert Villegas, of My So Called 8 Bit Life, and Coleman Ranahan, of the Coleman Ranahan Podcast. Good times had by all! I hope you all enjoy this somewhat random episode of H&H!

Guests:
Robert Villegas
Coleman Ranahan

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Running Time: 1:20:00

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Episode 194 – Temptation Lane

Published on April 15, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Tonight’s show is animal themed… or rather, penguin themed. Why, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you why. It is because… I like penguins and they like shoes. Shoes that they try to mate with in lieu of other — real — penguins. Also, because penguins make amazing Metroid Repellent. Speaking of! Tonight’s show brought to you by H&H Metroid Repellent! Hate that feeling of a space aliens eating your frontal lobe?! Loathe the idea of having to go back into a room that you just spent 10 minutes clearing of said space alien brain eaters? Do we have a solution for you! H&H Metroid Repellent! Just spray a little on your scalp, and watch the metroids cower in fear! Perfect for your next jaunt through an abandoned space station. Side effects may include – itching, bleeding, minor hair loss, anal leakage, sudden death, or liver damage. Some skin cancer may occur. Please consult your physician before starting any metroid repellent regiment! Metroid brought you by Nintendo ™

Factoid of the Week
When penguin mothers lose a chick, they steal another mother’s chick.

Penguin Loves Shoe!
Fat Woman Wants to be Fatter
Stolen Diapers
It’s Raining Worms?

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Running Time: 1:11:11

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Episode 193 – Do The Booby Jiggle

Published on April 8, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

I know this is totally off topic, but I randomly saw that BBC special called “Guys and Doll” (about a group of guys and their Real Dolls)… and I totally want to see a real Real Doll. They are so creepy, but strangely fascinating :p Also, for everyone that sees our show titles… I promise the show’s contents aren’t as bad as we make it sound We just seek totally random and goofy titles that sound AWFUL alone and out of context. We are totally pure >_> Ahem. Actually, I don’t even think I cursed this ep!? Someone double check for me

Factoid of the Week:
The points of light that you see behind your eyelids when you shut your eyes really hard are called Phosphenes.

Show jumping…cow?
WIPE THE SEAT?!
Thanks for Giving!
This is why Ash went raw
Panty Quilt

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Running Time: 1:25:03

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Episode 191 – Take Me Raw

Published on March 24, 2011 in Shows. 2 Comments

Tonight we smack a bison around with a trout, we flame broil a condor with baby moose eggs, we drink up some yak blood spiked with snake venom…. tonight we dine in HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES!!!!

Factoid of the Week:
The bison is the largest land mammal native to the Western Hemisphere, reaching heights of over 6 feet and weighing more than 750 pounds. Its bulk, however, does not slow it down. American bison can reach speeds of up to 37 mph.

Bird Poo is Lucky
Kiss Old People or DIE!
Eat Dog Food for a Month
Sex is…bad?

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Running Time: 1:25:50

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Episode 190 – She’s a Sheet Licker

Published on March 17, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

This show may have been epic in its news, its turnout, and its amazing chat. It may have been epic to talk about a snake that hates fake breasts, a neo-nazi male turned right wing female, and eggs boiled in little boy pee (of course this is made in China). However, the REAL epicness this show… is that I cut my hair… and it is awesome. If you cannot SEE me, then I feel sorry for you. You are missing an amazing piece of history and epic epicness of epicallity. Perhaps you should have joined the rest of the chat instead of being a loser and ONLY downloading the episode (ahem, LilWill). Anyway, enjoy this LIVE episode of piss boiled eggs!

Factoid of the Week
Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end

That’s one bad boobie
A work of art
Get your pee boiled eggs here, folks!
Literally WTF

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Running Time: 1:24:13

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