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First show of the APOCALYPSE YEAR!? I’d say it’s been a fantastic year so far. WVU bloody well crushed Clemson (ahahahah win), I haven’t had a day of work yet due to snow, and I finally found my way back to the gym. This is the resolution show… where we read the resolutions that you guys have made… and probably will not keep Stephen and I also add what we have planned for the next year. Mostly, we hope people keep being stupid so we can tell you guys about it every Thursday night at 8pm EST

Factoid of the Week
The tradition of women proposing to men on leap year day dates all the way back to 5th century Ireland.
In 1288 Queen Margret of Scotland ordered that any man who was proposed to on Leap Year’s Day and refused the proposal could be fined either a kiss, a silk dress, or a pair of gloves that were to be given to the rejected woman. So a woman, who was extremely unpopular could fund her entire wardrobe by proposing to a lot of men she knew would refuse her.

Carrot Steals Wedding Ring
I Love Lamp
iRobot Pudding

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Running Time: 1:16:03

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This is the week before the Christmas show! THAT MEANS WE NEED YOUR CHRISTMAS LISTS! We want to know what you want for Christmas! Hookers, midgets, donkeys, blowfish… a combination thereof? I want a new mattress cover because somehow… mine became assploded. I think it’s from all the Mario and Luigi that I’ve been playing with Adonis. I _really_ like that game. Thank you all for calling in and chatting with Stephen and I! I LOST MY PANTS!

FactoidZ of the Week
Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love. and Ashley just ate some!

trypophobia: a fear of small clusters of holes

How to Swallow
Another “Excited” Dog
Naked Man Records

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So, I lost track of time and took a bath that lasted a little too long… as a result… I NEED TO BE CLOTHED. Granted, we might get more ratings if I wasn’t… hmmmm. Write us and tell us what you are thankful for! Actually, we should have asked you that LAST week, but I had ebola… so we didn’t…. so do it now. Also, I tried to up my yoga this week… ummm, headstands? seriously? I think I actually HURT my spine instead of making it more limber. Gah. Oh! And stay tuned for a special rant

Factoid of the Week
The first man-made item to exceed the speed of sound is the bull whip. When the whip is snapped, the knotted end makes a “crack” or popping noise. It is actually causing a mini sonic boom as it exceeds the speed of sound.

Pregnant Woman Feasts on Roadkill
Seriously PETA?
Birds Don’t Belong in Salad
Bacon Flavored Lube

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I was thinking about writing a rap (I initially spelled that “wrap”, but then caught myself) for the written intro today… but I sincerely doubt my rapping abilities. I mean, I can WRAP… as in Christmas present. Really well, actually. That’s normally my job. I’m just really good at wrapping so I get to do that every Christmas. They pile up boxes and I wrap them. It’s relaxing. Don’t judge me. Oh, anyway… about my rap. Meh. Not feeling it any longer. You can just listen to the show instead

Factoid of the Week
The word amethyst comes from the Greek ‘ameth’ meaning “not drunken, without drunkenness”. This is because it was believed to protect one from the effects of wine.

Woman tries to create zombie
Man beats woman with frozen turkey
Donkey Sex
Sweet Smelling Sweat

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This show is going to be amazing. Amazing like Busch Gardens in VA. Amazing like the little bitty baby ride that Stephen and I went on… and then promptly decided that anyone getting on that ride was INSANE and should be COMMITTED because their brain did not function at ALL. Awesome like the Griffin and it’s 95 degree angle drop at night. Awesome like the picture I have of Stephen making the face that the ppl in The Ring make when they die. Awesome like the churros that Stephen bought me. Awesome like the strippers at Das Festhaus

Factoid of the Week
The umbrella was originally invented to protect people from the hot sun.

Runner Catches Bus
Door to Door Boob Exams
Gorey Zombie Accident
Pheonix Jones

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