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		<title>Episode 226 &#8211; I Need a Show Title</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This keypad is really easy to type on. I like it a lot. I think i might take it from Stephen. Well, my sister&#8230; Stephen has one exactly like it. I am just going to type randoms stuff because its fun to type on and I like the noise it makes when I type and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 225 &#8211; Puffy Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s episode of Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades brings you storytime with Stephen and Ash. Pretty much like every other show we do, but I can promise that you&#8217;ll love this one. It involves genitals&#8230;also like every other show we ever do. Okay, this episode is really like every other show that we do, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 224 &#8211; Twenty Two Fo&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, 2012 has gotten off to a rocky start for some people (most people I’ve talked to actually). Even I have been affected by the evil start of the last year of the world. One would think, however, that the LAST year anyone would ever be alive would be awesome by default. It’s the last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 223 &#8211; Anticipatory Accent</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 07:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Todays episode is brought to you by Panda Poo, Detoxing, Juice Feasting, and mothers who fake their daughters deaths to stay in Costa Ricca for an extra week and a half. It&#8217;s also brought to you by me not having anything to write and trying desperately to come up with something to fill up some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 222 &#8211; Apocalypse Soon!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2012/01/06/episode-222-apocalypse-soon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First show of the APOCALYPSE YEAR!? I’d say it’s been a fantastic year so far. WVU bloody well crushed Clemson (ahahahah win), I haven’t had a day of work yet due to snow, and I finally found my way back to the gym. This is the resolution show&#8230; where we read the resolutions that you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 221 &#8211; Parasitic Poop Twig</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/12/23/episode-221-parasitic-poop-twig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you guys so very much for making Stephen and my Christmas dreams come true by sending on all your awesome wish lists! You guys are a clever bunch (well, some of you&#8230; some of you need to be culled from the herd, but I still love you). We hope you guys enjoy your families, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 220 &#8211; How the Grinch Stole ASHLEY&#8217;S UNDERPANTS!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 07:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the week before the Christmas show! THAT MEANS WE NEED YOUR CHRISTMAS LISTS! We want to know what you want for Christmas! Hookers, midgets, donkeys, blowfish&#8230; a combination thereof? I want a new mattress cover because somehow&#8230; mine became assploded. I think it’s from all the Mario and Luigi that I’ve been playing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 219 &#8211; Festive Pineapple</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/12/02/episode-219-festive-pineapple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a boy went to a restaurant to get a festive pineapple. He had been looking forward to his pineapple for weeks. Upon arrival, he ordered his festive pineapple and waited happily for his meal to come. When he was finally served, the boy was curious to see that his normally bright, yellow pineapple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 218 &#8211; Tanooki Who?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/11/18/episode-218-tanooki-who/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 03:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I lost track of time and took a bath that lasted a little too long&#8230; as a result&#8230; I NEED TO BE CLOTHED. Granted, we might get more ratings if I wasn’t&#8230; hmmmm. Write us and tell us what you are thankful for! Actually, we should have asked you that LAST week, but I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 217 &#8211; Head On</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/11/04/episode-217-head-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 21:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I can’t think of anything to say for these introZ. Sometimes I was on the roof with my father all day and my brain is fried from inhaling fumes from that rubber stuff that you use to seal cracks. Sometimes I wanna curl up and read my Zombie book instead of being clever&#8230; what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 216 &#8211; HnH-a-Ween!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/10/28/hh-episode-216-hnh-a-ween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was thinking about writing a rap (I initially spelled that “wrap”, but then caught myself) for the written intro today&#8230; but I sincerely doubt my rapping abilities. I mean, I can WRAP&#8230; as in Christmas present. Really well, actually. That’s normally my job. I’m just really good at wrapping so I get to do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 215 &#8211; No, Kizzy, OW My Noodles!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/10/21/episode-215-no-kizzy-ow-my-noodles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 07:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week’s show concentrates on&#8230; well, nothing. Stephen and I don’t know how to concentrate&#8230; and even if we did&#8230; it would be a very weird show indeed if we didn’t drive the bus off the road six or 29 times. Also, because I can’t go one show without making the introductory paragraph a journal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 214 &#8211; Little Bitty Baby Ride</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/10/14/episode-214-little-bitty-baby-ride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This show is going to be amazing. Amazing like Busch Gardens in VA. Amazing like the little bitty baby ride that Stephen and I went on&#8230; and then promptly decided that anyone getting on that ride was INSANE and should be COMMITTED because their brain did not function at ALL. Awesome like the Griffin and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 210 &#8211; The Red Brief Brigade</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/09/09/episode-210-the-red-brief-brigade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 07:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I stay up until 8something am while cleaning my room. I tend to sleep in really late after doing this. This is a bad idea. Because now, I will stay up till the sun is up AGAIN tonight. During the summer, this isn’t so bad because the sun sets around 9pm&#8230; but during the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 209 &#8211; What He Done Did Wrong?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/08/27/episode-209-what-he-done-did-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 21:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally got my stitches out! It’s gonna be a weird scar&#8230; not half as bad as it would have been, tho. Sadly, I still can’t walk up or down stairs or bend my knee&#8230; freaking HURTS I am slightly concerned about the BUSCH GARDENS trip, as it will require a massive amount of walking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 208 &#8211; QUADROCOPTOORRRRRRR</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/08/18/episode-208-quadrocoptoorrrrrrr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 07:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I talk about how I tried to kill myself last week by driving an ATV over the side of a mtn and hitting a tree&#8230; and then I yell a lot because I am on crutches for another 8 days&#8230;. AND I CANT MOVE MY LEG and it is very frustrating and BORING and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 207 &#8211; The Elusive Squee</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/08/05/episode-207-the-elusive-squee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 07:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I woke up 5 hours before I normally do today&#8230; and couldnt go back of sleep. So, I just stayed up and actually accomplished things. I went to the bank and closed my account (Im not paying their newly instituted fee for checking), and went to another bank to open an account&#8230; and they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 206 &#8211; Maximum Bush</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/07/29/episode-206-maximum-bush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 07:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, my sunburn is finally gone&#8230; I still have RETARDED tan lines that make me look like I have socks on (my feet are easily 5-6 shades lighter than my legs). I think my skin has finished shedding off (I&#8217;m part python&#8230; HAH&#8230; that&#8217;s what HE said!), and I go out last night to finish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 205 &#8211; Fully Visible Face</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/07/22/episode-205-fully-visible-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 07:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I came here to type this up early&#8230; and the format has changed and I cannot find my button that lets me write this up in full page mode! Instead, I am using this tiny little box on the left of the screen that doesn&#8217;t have any of the options the full page mode [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 203 &#8211; Newdio</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/07/09/episode-203-newdio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 16:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dreamed about hornets last night. I woke up swatting and waving my hands like a moron. I hate bug dreams. I always feel crawly when I wake up. Granted, then I dreamed about guppies trying to eat my fingers off. I was being all nice and trying to rescue them, but NO, they wanted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 202 &#8211; The Quicky</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/06/30/episode-202-the-quicky/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 07:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is going to be a rapid fire show tonight, folks! Stephen has things to pack, and I have young children to corrupt (I’m taking them to starbucks to pump them full of caffeine before bed&#8230;). Actually, I just found out that Stephen is doing 80% of the moving this time around! (No doubt to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 201 &#8211; Feed Me Nuggets!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/06/23/hh-episode-201-%e2%80%9cfeed-me-nuggets%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 01:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time about this year I get excited for Halloween. I have no clue why, however. Actually, just two days ago marked the longest day of the year and the first day of summer&#8230; why this should spawn some internal desire for it to be dark at 4pm and for me to have to crawl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 200 &#8211; Mushroom Cloud Layin&#8217; Podcast</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/06/17/episode-200-mushroom-cloud-layin-podcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 07:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to US! 200 episodes and we are still around being insane and filling you guys in on random events around the globe that inspire, terrify, and totally gross us all out. Maybe more of the grossing out in this episode. Do NOT eat while listening to the News Better Left Untold section this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 199 &#8211; Eargasmic</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/06/10/episode-199-eargasmic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 07:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one time I was walking thru the woods and I was stepping on leaves and stuff. I happened across a twig. I went to step over it (it was a pretty twig) and the twig goes, “Hey, what gives! I’m not good enough to step on?” After my initial shock, I picked the twig [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 198 &#8211; Master Baiters</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/05/28/episode-198-master-baiters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 15:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back to the new and improved HnH! Well, we aren’t really new&#8230; or improved. Actually, we had some issues at the starting gate due to not doing a show for two weeks&#8230; o_O I couldn’t find my headset (it was where I looked for it last ;p), Stephen couldn’t find his face, and then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 197 &#8211; Baby Shakes!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/05/13/episode-197-baby-shakes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 17:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELLLOOOO ladies and gents! After three weeks of vacation&#8230; I am back home! Now, I know you missed us last week (I saw you sitting in the corner crying like a baby), but we are BACK! Back with anger and me cursing WAY too damn much in this ep. I had the anger. It&#8217;s cool, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 196 &#8211; Vibration Station</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/04/29/episode-196-vibration-station/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 20:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CONGRATS to Eryck Webb and his new fiance Kristina! HnH&#8217;s favorite artist is now officially engaged to the woman of his dreams Now, we all need to pray for Kris&#8230; her life is about to become insane :p Welp, I was trying to be a badass and show off my tattoo during the show&#8230; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 195 &#8211; Priority Poo</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/04/22/episode-195-priority-poo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 16:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I AM HOT! I am in FL and It&#8217;s freaking HOT! I dun like it! AHHHHHH! Im also freaking sleepy. Hot and Sleepy is FAIL! However, tonight’s episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades brought to you by whore’s shoes! These shoes were made for walking&#8230;the streets at night looking for the next man with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 192 &#8211; Tastes like wet nuts!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/03/31/episode-192-tastes-like-wet-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 03:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s show was another step up for Horseshoes &#38; Hand Grenades as we had some of the best stories we&#8217;ve had in a very long time. We even snuck in a &#8220;Stephen&#8217;s Soapbox&#8221; segment just for you guys. I&#8217;m pretty sure his face has never been that red on the show before. So dig [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 188 &#8211; 100% RAW</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/03/04/episode-188-100-raw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight’s show is brought to you by Tiger Blood. Want to do the same illicit drugs that all the Hllywood A-listers are on? You need Tiger Blood! Engineered by the same Russian Scientists that brought you Walrus Marrow&#8230;.this intravenous substance requires only 1 visit to the local rehab center and a quick night with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 186 &#8211; Black Magic Wizard Sauce!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/02/20/episode-186-black-magic-wizard-sauce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 03:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight’s show is brought to you by 3 penis liquor. So if you’re looking for a special gift for your partner, look no further than Three-Penis Liquor; it’s cheap and it’s something they won’t soon forget. A great source of vitamin D, 3 penis liquor is made from the genitals of exotic animals like zebra, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&amp;H Episode 185 &#8211;  VAGINA POWER ACTIVATE!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/02/11/hh-episode-185-vagina-power-activate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ve been on a raw food kick for the last week and I have SO much freaking energy. Like, the stupid energizer bunny couldn&#8217;t keep up with me if he wanted to. In fact, I could even power NYC for at least several hours. I really do want to go out and buy Chick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 183 &#8211; F^</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/01/28/episode-183-f/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 23:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, we pretty much made fun of Ric and Milk Drinkers this entire show. Apparently, he is dating a warm glass of milk that he occasionally dips his carrot into (even though he is allergic). HnH is kind of like a warm glass of milk when you think about it. We are&#8230; warm&#8230; and soothing&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 182 &#8211; Social Lubricant</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/01/21/episode-182-social-lubricant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 23:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so, a damned TIME MONSTER has descended down upon my house and stolen my TIME! I got up after the show, ate a bit, melted some shea butter (normal people do this), scented said butter, put butter in jars, and then went upstairs and played with makeup&#8230; ohhh, I see what happened. I spent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 181 &#8211; My Jinx is Occupied</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/01/14/episode-181-my-jinx-is-occupied/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 23:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If ZombieZ attacked&#8230; would you be ready? HnH feels that all of our listeners should have safety precautions in mind should ZombieZ every chose their time to invade. Just like you and your family have fire safety awareness, there should be a Zombie awareness. Do not become complacent, friends! ZombieZ eat complacent people! They also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>H&amp;H Episode 180 LIVE! &#8211; Full Metal Moron</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2011/01/07/hh-episode-180-live-full-metal-moron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 23:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I think this is the most awesome, most random, and most called in show&#8230; EVER. I went on a TOTAL rampage for about 10 mins (Ahem, I love you Vash), Stephen drank the biggest beer I have EVER seen, everyone called in &#8212; some people used about 50 different accents &#8212; and I apparently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 179 &#8211; The Pleasure Business</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/12/17/episode-179-the-pleasure-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 23:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am so freaking stoked to see TRON! I feel like Stephen and I should have work skull caps this ep instead of Santa hats&#8230; I&#8217;m glad they worked it out so ppl could have hair in this version :p Technology is awesome! Will i be saying that when SkyNet becomes active and takes over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 178 &#8211; Banananana Pants!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/12/10/episode-178-banananana-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 00:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was a super fast show! I am rather proud of us&#8230; we even added in two extra stories and STILL did it in record time! And, I just realized my father still thinks I am down stairs and is talking to me&#8230; but I ran up here to write this. He was watching Indiana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 177 &#8211; Butterbutt</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/12/04/episode-177-butterbutt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I forgot to write a post until just now. I got really distracted&#8230; by&#8230;. marauding ninjas dressed as pirates&#8230; dressed&#8230; as zombies? I will give someone a dollar if they can carry off that in a drawing :p Also, I&#8217;ll give you another dollar if you give me a sugar glider. Have you seen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 175 &#8211; She&#8217;s a Screamer</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/11/19/episode-175-shes-a-screamer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 23:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all&#8230; I suck. Last week I fed you a BS factoid of the week. I hang my head in shame. My fact checking monkeys were obviously out throwing poo and hunting for bananas instead of&#8230; checking my facts. So, this episode has two factoids! Yay! Also, one of our listeners went and spent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 174 &#8211; Never Eat Beaver</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/11/12/episode-174-never-eat-beaver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 23:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in a parade today&#8230; I think I gave some little girl a concussion with the candy I was throwing out into the crowd. Woooppsssss. One day Stephen and I will be in parade’s representing HnH&#8230; because we are that awesome. If YOU would like to join the fellowship of awesome, then hop on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 173 &#8211; Insipid Encephlopods</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/11/05/episode-173-insipid-encephlopods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 23:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As it stands now&#8230; Stephen is kicking my ASS for NaNoWriMo. Am I pleased about this? No&#8230; but I am also lazy and not sure which one of the 500 stories I have to write on. It makes me feel a bit better that I have more ideas than he does&#8230; but he also works [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 168 &#8211; Big Birds Don&#8217;t Like Boobs</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/09/24/episode-168-big-birds-dont-like-boobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 23:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashley rejoins H&#38;H to rock the face off of the internet! Our triumphant return to form was made even more awesome by all the great people who joined us in the chat. Man, the chat was all kinds of&#8230;chatty 0_o. If you only listen to this show in audio you should totally take a minute [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 165 &#8211; Quickie Time!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/08/27/episode-165-quickie-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hewwo attackers of my shitty warl! Tonight’s show is early and short (heh&#8230;HEHEHE&#8230;HAHAHAHAHA). I have a CRAP ton to do tonight to get ready to leave way too damn early morrow&#8230; so I am cutting the notes in half. Does Stephen know this? Prolly not Also, someone should come do my laundry for me&#8230; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 164 – Dumbledore Dies In This One</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/08/20/episode-164-dumbledore-dies-in-this-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so&#8230; I’m at a loss for gross newZ this week. I blame you. Yeah, you. Get out there and be gross damn it! What the hell are you ppl doing? Sitting inside watching tv? Eating? Playing games? Go rape a squirrel or lick a moose’s behind or something. How the hell can I get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 163 &#8211; EPIMAZTIC!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/08/13/episode-163-epimaztic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEWWO my lovelies! I just drank a blueberry shake. It was really good&#8230; and blueberry-ie. So, I thought I was going to go as Cleopatra for Halloween&#8230; but all the costumes are rather POOP. Anyone know of any good ones? RIght now Im coming up empty! Also, I found this awesome costume that I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 160 &#8211; Sexasaurus Rex!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/07/16/episode-160-sexasaurus-rex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am determined that no one ever reads these intros&#8230; like&#8230; ever. Are you reading this? You SHOULD be reading it! Sometimes I am funny, damn it all. In fact, if you ARE reading this&#8230; COMMENT. I don&#8217;t care what you say&#8230; just say something letting me know that you actually read this post. Otherwise, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 159 &#8211; One Armed, One Legged, Serial Chicken Killing Monkey!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/07/09/episode-159-one-armed-one-legged-serial-chicken-killing-monkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, when I wash my face at night, I always sing Old McDonald (it is about 2 mins&#8230; the time you are meant to take cleaning your face/hands/teeth). Shut up, this is normal. Anyway, I got sick of that song and wanted to sing Mary Had a Little Lamb. I couldn&#8217;t recall the lyrics, tho! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Show + Swag!</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/05/06/no-show-swag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 23:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys! There is NO show 2nite (Thursday May 6th 2010). I am uber busy playing Cinderella for wedding POOP, and Stephen is stuck at work being someone&#8217;s bitch! I will leave you with this DISGUSTING tidbit, however: Who eats poo? They Do! Also, while I have your attention&#8230;. I have SO much swag. TONS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 154 &#8211; Does My Hand Smell Like Poo?</title>
		<link>http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/2010/05/01/episode-154-does-my-hand-smell-like-poo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 15:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HnH might be getting a new co-host&#8230; after I keel Stephen. He is causing me to have to work &#8212; something I generally do not care for. The wedding is annoying enough with all it&#8217;s cleaning and organizing and planning and blah. But NOW he is moving&#8230; so I have to help with that too!? [...]]]></description>
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