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Hewwo attackers of my shitty warl! Tonight’s show is early and short (heh…HEHEHE…HAHAHAHAHA). I have a CRAP ton to do tonight to get ready to leave way too damn early morrow… so I am cutting the notes in half. Does Stephen know this? Prolly not Also, someone should come do my laundry for me… and [...]
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Yeah, so… I’m at a loss for gross newZ this week. I blame you. Yeah, you. Get out there and be gross damn it! What the hell are you ppl doing? Sitting inside watching tv? Eating? Playing games? Go rape a squirrel or lick a moose’s behind or something. How the hell can I get [...]
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HEWWO my lovelies! I just drank a blueberry shake. It was really good… and blueberry-ie. So, I thought I was going to go as Cleopatra for Halloween… but all the costumes are rather POOP. Anyone know of any good ones? RIght now Im coming up empty! Also, I found this awesome costume that I want [...]
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I am determined that no one ever reads these intros… like… ever. Are you reading this? You SHOULD be reading it! Sometimes I am funny, damn it all. In fact, if you ARE reading this… COMMENT. I don’t care what you say… just say something letting me know that you actually read this post. Otherwise, [...]
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So, when I wash my face at night, I always sing Old McDonald (it is about 2 mins… the time you are meant to take cleaning your face/hands/teeth). Shut up, this is normal. Anyway, I got sick of that song and wanted to sing Mary Had a Little Lamb. I couldn’t recall the lyrics, tho! [...]
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Hey guys! There is NO show 2nite (Thursday May 6th 2010). I am uber busy playing Cinderella for wedding POOP, and Stephen is stuck at work being someone’s bitch! I will leave you with this DISGUSTING tidbit, however: Who eats poo? They Do! Also, while I have your attention…. I have SO much swag. TONS [...]
HnH might be getting a new co-host… after I keel Stephen. He is causing me to have to work — something I generally do not care for. The wedding is annoying enough with all it’s cleaning and organizing and planning and blah. But NOW he is moving… so I have to help with that too!? [...]
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Have you ever polished silver? Well, I just spent a couple hours polishing more silver than I knew we had… but I did it wrong. Apparently, the polish is very bad for you. You aren’t meant to breathe it… or get it on your skin (it gets into your blood stream). So, now my blood [...]
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I know I have said this before, but I honestly think this is the most fun I have ever had doing a show before. You guys completely blew me away with your awesomeness. Thank you SO much to BHyphen, James, Vash, and Coleman Ranahan for calling in during the show. A HUGE thank you to [...]
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There will be no show this evening. Ashley has come down with a rare strain of Zombie flu, and she is currently in the HnH lab fighting it off. This evil strain is caused by too much homework and not enough sunshine, but we think with adequate sleep and sun bathing… the effect will be [...]
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