Monthly Archive for June, 2012

Episode 242 – In My GoogleBrain

Published on June 29, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

So, I drank a lot. I had a crappy week and my answer to that was to pour a bottle of Disaronno and Kahlua into a green cup with ice and I drank it during the show. Now my head is heavy. I might be naked too… then again I might have done the show on the wrong day and have been talking to myself… which I do in the shower a lot. Everyone talks to them in the shower, though. Oh! We wanna do a book club. Would you do it with us? Heck yeah, you would. :D

Factoid of the Week
Left handed people are scientificaly proven to be more creative, artistic, and musical

Nikita Did It First
Spice Rules the Universe
Mom Tries to Sell Baby
TSA Sucks Balls

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Running Time: 1:12:14

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H&H Episode 241 – Spelunking in Vitro

Published on June 22, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

Tonight’s show is brought to you by H&H Good Time Cafe! If you ever find yourself hungry for lovin’ and weird and crazy news foods, stop by the H&H Good Time Cafe! Gorge yourself on the WTF Burger, chock full of so much stuff, we don’t even know what goes in it. Throw down a side of Better Left Uneaten fries! Tastier than they sound and just as unhealthy! Wash all that down with a Small Town Milkshake made of every flavor from chocolate to care bear! So bring your smilin’ faces on down to the H&H Good Time Cafe and give a listen to HORSESHOES & HAND GRENADES! We have naked grocery shopping and mystery mushrooms that just happen to be sex toys!

Factoid of the Week
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.

Naked Grocery Shopping
Man Calls 911 Over Sammich
Sex Toys are not Mushrooms
Camera Catches Politician with his Pants Down

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Running Time: 1:05:35

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Episode 240 – Frankenpooter

Published on June 15, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

Police investigating a suspected crime scene in Sweden were shocked to learn it was a woman’s secret sex chamber. Police investigating reports of a streaker say the culprit was a naked young man fleeing a spider in his bed.
Police thought they’d stumbled on a serial killer when a pick-up truck overturned on a motorway – and 16 bodies tumbled onto the tarmac. Politicians in Sweden are calling for new rules to ban men from urinating while standing up. I cant type because of nailZ!!!!

Factoid of the Week
The trunk of an elephant can hold 4 gallons of water.

50 Shades of Stupid
I Did This Today
Body Spill
Sit to Pee!

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Running Time: 1:06:57

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Episode 239 – Outside in the Middle

Published on June 8, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

I’m not an artist and I don’t really see colors all that well… not that I’m color blind, but you know…
Today I am lazy and dunno what to write… so you get sentences again. Yay. A Leicester man has resorted to extreme measures to deter cold calling telephone salesmen – by adding an extra nine ‘P’s to his name. Police are investigating after a real life cleaning fairy broke into a home to do some housework. An armed robber stole an 18-carat gold-plated sex toy from a luxury sex shop in Brazil. A 33-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested and charged with two counts of assault after he allegedly beat up a 9-year-old boy who bested him in a water balloon fight.

Factoid of the Week
Carpenter ants have been used to close wounds in Asia and South America.

Ppppppretty odd
Cleaning Fairy
Gold Member
Water Balloon Beat Down

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Running Time: 56:29

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Episode 237 – Permanent Wood

Published on June 1, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

The makers of controversial breast milk ice cream have come up with a new ‘bad taste’ flavour – a mixture of Holy water and absinthe.A woman’s 80th birthday nearly ended in tragedy when she slipped out of her harness during a parachute jump. A range of salts said to have been collected from human tears has gone on sale in London. Doctors in India have operated to remove a live fish from the lung of a 12-year-old boy.

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Factoid of the Week
Mars has the largest known volcano in our solar system.

Absynth and Holy Water
80 Year Old Skydiver
Salt Harvested From Human Tears
Don’t Breathe Fish

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Running Time: 1:01:34

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