Monthly Archive for April, 2012

Episode 234 – Bake Shyte

Published on April 27, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

A Slovakian woman couldn’t believe her eyes when her pointer dogs were attacked – by a kung fu guinea pig. Staff at a McDonald’s restaurant in the US were stunned – when a cow wandered up to the drive-through window. “He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot.” Hours after breaking into a Washington State home, a burglar dialed up the victimized homeowners’ cousin, asking if he could stop by swap some of the stolen items in exchange for a few personal items he’d left behind. These are all things said during this show! And also I really have to pee… and I dont wanna hold it… because I dont want another kidney infection. K…so… PEE!

Factoid of the Week
A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

Kung Fu Guinea Pig
Cow Drives Thru McDonald’s
BF Mistakes GF for Hog
Polite Burglar

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Running Time: 1:02:37

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Episode 233 – There’s a Fairy in my Nuts!

Published on April 13, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

Let me tell you about the story of the Nut Fairy… actually, I’ll save that story for the show. It’s a very good story (see what I did there? I made you curious and now you totally have to listen to at least the first 5 mins of the show… that is where I do most of my rambling :p). Ok, instead… let me tell you about how much I have no idea what to write about for this intro. Sometimes my normally cluttered mind goes blank and I have nothing of interest to say. However, on the up side, I am typing VERY quickly today and am so inclined to keep typing because I am impressed with how quickly I am typing… but now that I called it out to myself… I am not typing as quickly and I am making soooo many mistakes. Bummer.

Factoid of the Week
The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe.

Mini Train Massacre
Some Hope for Humanity
Burglar Breastfeeds
Easter Eggs and Hand Grenades

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Running Time: 1:09:47

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Episode 232 – Chiroproctologist

Published on April 6, 2012 in Shows. 0 Comments

I am thirsty. I wanna go downstairs and get some filtered water, but I need to write this first. However, all I can think about is running downstairs to slate my thirst! I can’t drink water out of the tap because it’s baaaadddd for you! It really is. It has mercury and other CRAP in it. So, I filter my water or drink distilled water… cuZ that’s what cool cats do. Also, Adonis is talking to me. Talking AT me. He doesn’t even realize I’m not even responding :P This was a FUN show! We had a great turn out and Stephen and I were hyper as all crap. LISTEN!

Factoid of the Week
According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.

Snake on a Plane!
E-Lanes
Potty Training Needed
Unfit For Work

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Running Time: 1:29:26

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