Monthly Archive for February, 2012

Episode 228 – The Family Jewels

Butter! We here at HnH like butter… and bacon. Well, Stephen likes bacon and butter. I dont eat bacon piggies in butter. And we also play country music. Basically, this entire episode is offense to me in every way. I also drew an angel penis. And I’m running out of things to say. And Stephen is judging me. I can tell. He wants to clean the kitchen, but he JUDGES my writing. DONT JUDGE ME!@?#

Factoid of the Week
Siphonapterology is the study of fleas.

Man Survives Two Months on Snow
Don’t Mumble
Are Your Parents Swingers
Sexy Jazz Station

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Running Time: 1:02:54

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Episode 227 – Hump Day Edition

Since Ashley was going to be late for a dinner date, you are left with me to write the “copy” for today’s show. It will no doubt be a lot less exciting that Ashley’s typical off the wall posts that have nothing to do with anything the show was about, but you’ll get by one way or the other. Today’s show was all about the rapid fire story telling since we were under a time crunch, but never fear! We still brought you the boobs, madness, and strange Nigerian witchcraft stories that you love. So grab a bag of doritos and listen to the show!

Factoid of the Week
Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently.

Dinner for Three?
Heart Attack at the Heart Attack
Man Sheep Abomination
Saved by the Boob

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Running Time: 43:07

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Episode 226 – I Need a Show Title

This keypad is really easy to type on. I like it a lot. I think i might take it from Stephen. Well, my sister… Stephen has one exactly like it. I am just going to type randoms stuff because its fun to type on and I like the noise it makes when I type and I wanna see how fast I can type and I wanna see what my brain comes up with when having to think this hard about stuff but I keep messing up and its pissing me off and I wanna beat stephen because he is typing too and I think i will leave the mistakes so you can see how poorly i type when I am trying to type fast. AHHHHHHH PUNCTUOATOJSDFJN

Factoid of the Week
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

Brothel Inspector
Toothless Bank Robber
Wall of Shame
WTF

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Running Time: 1:06:26

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The Lost Dragon*Con Tape

I talked about this a few weeks ago and then completely did not upload it for you guys to here. So here I am to fix it! Inside this post, you shall find an encapsulated wonder of hilarity known as “The Lost Dragon*Con Tape.” It’s about twenty minutes of madness where you get an inside glimpse of the minds of your favorite podcast hosts, which is not completely different than the way they are on a real show. We had a blast making this, especially because we really didn’t know we were making anything. There’s also a killer song about breastfeeding in there 0_o. Love it!

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Running Time: 19:42

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