Monthly Archive for December, 2011

Episode 221 – Parasitic Poop Twig

Published on December 23, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Thank you guys so very much for making Stephen and my Christmas dreams come true by sending on all your awesome wish lists! You guys are a clever bunch (well, some of you… some of you need to be culled from the herd, but I still love you). We hope you guys enjoy your families, your down time, your presents, and all the sleep in time you get! Don’t forget to send in your New Year’s Resolutions for next week! They will be the last resolutions you make considering the world is going to end next Dec :D

Factoid of the Week:
The word “mistletoe” literally means “Dung Twig”
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Penguin Poo
Thief Leaves Fail Trail
Merry F**king Christmas

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Running Time: 1:10:51

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Episode 220 – How the Grinch Stole ASHLEY’S UNDERPANTS!

Published on December 16, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

This is the week before the Christmas show! THAT MEANS WE NEED YOUR CHRISTMAS LISTS! We want to know what you want for Christmas! Hookers, midgets, donkeys, blowfish… a combination thereof? I want a new mattress cover because somehow… mine became assploded. I think it’s from all the Mario and Luigi that I’ve been playing with Adonis. I _really_ like that game. Thank you all for calling in and chatting with Stephen and I! I LOST MY PANTS!

FactoidZ of the Week
Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, the same feel-good chemical responsible for the ecstatic high people experience through sexual attraction and love. and Ashley just ate some!

trypophobia: a fear of small clusters of holes

How to Swallow
Another “Excited” Dog
Naked Man Records

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Running Time: 1:15:19

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Episode 219 – Festive Pineapple

Published on December 2, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

One day a boy went to a restaurant to get a festive pineapple. He had been looking forward to his pineapple for weeks. Upon arrival, he ordered his festive pineapple and waited happily for his meal to come. When he was finally served, the boy was curious to see that his normally bright, yellow pineapple was, in fact, a deep red! He assumed this was due to the holiday season, but when he bit into the pretty treat… he discovered it was an APPLE! The End.

Factoid of the Week
Birth name: Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Nickname (name change): Mark Twain, Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass
Did you know?
Haley’s Comet was visible in the sky both on the night that Mark Twain was born and on the night he passed away.
Mark Twain published more than 30 books throughout his career.

Are you C/Kathy?
Dog Shoots Hunter
Creative Judge
Steaming Poo Hoax

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Running Time: 54:31

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