Monthly Archive for October, 2011

Episode 216 – HnH-a-Ween!

Published on October 28, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

I was thinking about writing a rap (I initially spelled that “wrap”, but then caught myself) for the written intro today… but I sincerely doubt my rapping abilities. I mean, I can WRAP… as in Christmas present. Really well, actually. That’s normally my job. I’m just really good at wrapping so I get to do that every Christmas. They pile up boxes and I wrap them. It’s relaxing. Don’t judge me. Oh, anyway… about my rap. Meh. Not feeling it any longer. You can just listen to the show instead :D

Factoid of the Week
The word amethyst comes from the Greek ‘ameth’ meaning “not drunken, without drunkenness”. This is because it was believed to protect one from the effects of wine.

Woman tries to create zombie
Man beats woman with frozen turkey
Donkey Sex
Sweet Smelling Sweat

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Running Time: 57:18

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Episode 215 – No, Kizzy, OW My Noodles!

Published on October 21, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

This week’s show concentrates on… well, nothing. Stephen and I don’t know how to concentrate… and even if we did… it would be a very weird show indeed if we didn’t drive the bus off the road six or 29 times. Also, because I can’t go one show without making the introductory paragraph a journal entry, I went running again yesterday after taking a 6 week break (falling off a mountain will do that to you). Lemme just say, that it is NOT like getting back on a bike. It is evil and hard and i hurt everywhere. Gah. Oh, well, I won’t survive the zombie apocalypse if I don’t start running again, tho!

Factoid of the Week
Arabians have one less rib, one less lumbar bone, and one or two fewer tail vertebrae than other horses.

80 year old joy ride
Toilet Humor Goes Awry
Housework is a dirty word
This is why we don’t hitchhike

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Running Time: 1:10:59

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Episode 214 – Little Bitty Baby Ride

Published on October 14, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

This show is going to be amazing. Amazing like Busch Gardens in VA. Amazing like the little bitty baby ride that Stephen and I went on… and then promptly decided that anyone getting on that ride was INSANE and should be COMMITTED because their brain did not function at ALL. Awesome like the Griffin and it’s 95 degree angle drop at night. Awesome like the picture I have of Stephen making the face that the ppl in The Ring make when they die. Awesome like the churros that Stephen bought me. Awesome like the strippers at Das Festhaus :D

Factoid of the Week
The umbrella was originally invented to protect people from the hot sun.

Runner Catches Bus
Door to Door Boob Exams
Gorey Zombie Accident
Pheonix Jones

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Running Time: 1:07:12

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