Monthly Archive for September, 2011

Episode 213 – The Great Boobaloo

Well, I’m not allowed to make these diary entries anymore… and we are trying not to talk about sex, so ppl don’t think we are a super dirty show… Ummm… so that kinda leaves me very few things to write about. I guess I could write about the SHOW, but you’re going to LISTEN to the show… so I don’t want to SPOIL the show… I mean, I could tell you knock knock jokes? Knock, Knock… HnH…. LISTEN TO THE DAMN SHOW so you can hear about yak nipples!

Oh yeah! Check out Chris Moreno’s Zombie Dickheads! Fantastic stuff!

Factoid of the Week:
In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker “Gotham” to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning. Tasty!In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker “Gotham” to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi. Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning. Tasty!

Woman Eats Her Surprise
Toe Suck Fairy
Just…Gross
Yak Nipples

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Running Time: 1:06:02

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Episode 212 – Do It Like Bernie

Ummm, so this is the most bizarre we have done in a while… some of the stories are REALLY weird and REALLY gross… but, we have no filter so, we will tell you about them! yay! Also, I cleaned my Jeep today. Like, REALLY cleaned him. Washed and waxed and vacuumed and armoralled and he is so totally stoked to be clean >^_^< Granted, getting wax off of windows is a PAIN in the arse… stupid windex is no match for turtle waX.

Factoid of the Week:
The parachute was invented by Leonardo Da Vinci in 1515

Breast Slapping
Dog Walker
Keeping it in the Family
Partied to Death

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Episode 211 – Organic Swiss Army Knife

Ash’s computer died, I had to wear glasses, a dude in Miami redefines “trouser snake”! This episode of H&H was going to be a quick one, but Ash and I managed to ramble for just about an hour…which I guess considering I latest track record does seem like a short show. Either way, you’re going to have a blast! Put H&H in your earholes!

Factoid of the Week:
Hammerhead sharks attack humans on an average of once every 11 years

Diamonds are Forever…in your colon
Curious Elvers
Trouser snakes

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Running Time: 56:45

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Episode 210 – The Red Brief Brigade

Sometimes I stay up until 8something am while cleaning my room. I tend to sleep in really late after doing this. This is a bad idea. Because now, I will stay up till the sun is up AGAIN tonight. During the summer, this isn’t so bad because the sun sets around 9pm… but during the winter this is HORRIBLE because I never SEE the sun. I go to bed as it is barely coming up and wake when it is setting. This is why I am pale… because I clean my room.

Factoid of the Week:
Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Ashley’s Getting Married
Punch a bear in the FACE
Eat More Bugs
Gumby Robs Store

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