Monthly Archive for August, 2011

Episode 209 – What He Done Did Wrong?

Published on August 27, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

I finally got my stitches out! It’s gonna be a weird scar… not half as bad as it would have been, tho. Sadly, I still can’t walk up or down stairs or bend my knee… freaking HURTS :( I am slightly concerned about the BUSCH GARDENS trip, as it will require a massive amount of walking and running and stair climbing… if my leg is not healed by then… there will be death by deadening. Speaking of the BG trip… the live show will NOT be next week due to the 5 or 6 hour drive Stephen and I will be making to the land of awesome.

Factoid of the Week
During your lifetime, you’ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that’s the weight of about 6 elephants.

Bees on a plane
Rogue Panda Problem
Hidden Inflamation, Missing Penis
Knicker Nicking Kanga

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Running Time: 1 Hour

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Episode 208 – QUADROCOPTOORRRRRRR

Published on August 18, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

So, I talk about how I tried to kill myself last week by driving an ATV over the side of a mtn and hitting a tree… and then I yell a lot because I am on crutches for another 8 days…. AND I CANT MOVE MY LEG and it is very frustrating and BORING and I dislike it VERY much!? I was glad we moved the show up so I had ppl to talk to and something to do! I dunno what I’m going to do now, actually :( SO SAD. I need entertainment!

Factoid of the Week
A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.

Drunk Germans + Forklifts
Learner’s Permit
Penis Pump
Guns and Onions

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Running Time: 1:20:00

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Episode 207 – The Elusive Squee

Published on August 5, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

So, I woke up 5 hours before I normally do today… and couldnt go back of sleep. So, I just stayed up and actually accomplished things. I went to the bank and closed my account (Im not paying their newly instituted fee for checking), and went to another bank to open an account… and they were closed! Boo. So now I have all my cash out of the bank and it’s making me nervous. I also wanna buy shyte online… and I can’t without a checking account! Oh! AND I got flowers today ^_^ Buddy of mine brought them over. They were pretty >^_^<

Factoid of the Week
Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don’t.

Tanks Fo’ Dah Free Parking
Man Loses $5000
Sperm Sniffing Dog
Nipple Footy

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Running Time: 1:27:39

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