Monthly Archive for July, 2011

Episode 206 – Maximum Bush

Published on July 29, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

So, my sunburn is finally gone… I still have RETARDED tan lines that make me look like I have socks on (my feet are easily 5-6 shades lighter than my legs). I think my skin has finished shedding off (I’m part python… HAH… that’s what HE said!), and I go out last night to finish blacktopping the back of my father’s office… and I get about 60 fraking bug bites all over the fresh skin on my legs. Sigh. I cannot tell you how bothersome that was. At least they don’t itch anymore. Win! So, now my goal is to somehow even up the tan I have… granted, the fact that I do not wake up till 4pm… and never get out while the sun is up might make this difficult o_O I guess I could fake tan… but that stuff smells like bum hole >_<

Factoid of the Week:
12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

Another Zombie Outbreak?!
Support Your Nuts
Don’t Try This At Home…or Anywhere
Poop Gold

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Running Time: 1:07:17

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Episode 205 – Fully Visible Face

Published on July 22, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

So, I came here to type this up early… and the format has changed and I cannot find my button that lets me write this up in full page mode! Instead, I am using this tiny little box on the left of the screen that doesn’t have any of the options the full page mode has… I am not happy about this. In fact, I can only see 4 of my sentences at a time… it is scrolling up the tiny box faster than I can type (which makes no sense if you really think about it :D ). So, I think I need to ask Stephen where my full page is! Also, the page said “howdy” to me. Which makes me giggle.

Factoid of the Week:
The only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis.

They have invented sex boxes!
Yet another GPS fail
Isn’t this illegal?
How not to get bitten by mosquitos
Pastafarian

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Running Time: 1:17:56

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Episode 204 – Ashley’s Celebrity Butt Party

Published on July 16, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

This episode of H&H is brought to you by none other than Mr. Chris Moreno! The world famous, world travelling, comic-con going superhero is back on the show for another episode of hilariously inappropriate conversation! Seriously, what show can you go listen to a comic book artist talk about stuff that has nothing to do with comics? Download it, and let the awesomeness inject itself into your earholes!

Factoid of the Week:
Americans consumed 76 billion pounds of red meat and poultry in the year 2000, up 21% from a decade earlier.

Chris Moreno’s Work!
ChrisMoreno.org
Chris Moreno’s Deviant Art page
Gymkommentary
DJ Kirkbride’s Do You Believe in Ninjas?

North Dakota is a Pooper
That Was Unexpected
This Stripper has a Pole…For Reals!

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Running Time: 1:30:00 give or take 0_o

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Episode 203 – Newdio

Published on July 9, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

I dreamed about hornets last night. I woke up swatting and waving my hands like a moron. I hate bug dreams. I always feel crawly when I wake up. Granted, then I dreamed about guppies trying to eat my fingers off. I was being all nice and trying to rescue them, but NO, they wanted to EAT my fingers off. See if I ever rescue a guppy again! Ungrateful jerks! On the other hand, I have watched Piranha in the last week. By the way, the OLD Piranha is WAY better than the POS they released in the last year. That wasn’t even a movie… it was just… so so so so SO very stupid. It was basically a snuff film. With Fish. Ew.

Factoid of the Week
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.

Shopkeep tells would be robber to piss off
“Fat Cow” loses weight
Naked, drunk man at funeral home trying to have a threesome
Make sure people are zombies

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Running Time: 1:10:33

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