CONGRATS to Eryck Webb and his new fiance Kristina! HnH’s favorite artist is now officially engaged to the woman of his dreams Now, we all need to pray for Kris… her life is about to become insane :p Welp, I was trying to be a badass and show off my tattoo during the show… and managed to jerk my comp off it’s perch and have it slam into me -_- If you missed the video for that… GOOD! There is no show for next week… so stock up THIS week and listen twice!
Factoid of the Week Americans consumed 76 billion pounds of red meat and poultry in the year 2000, up 21% from a decade earlier.
Words of Wisdom A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. -William Shakespeare
I AM HOT! I am in FL and It’s freaking HOT! I dun like it! AHHHHHH! Im also freaking sleepy. Hot and Sleepy is FAIL! However, tonight’s episode of Horseshoes and Hand Grenades brought to you by whore’s shoes! These shoes were made for walking…the streets at night looking for the next man with a few bucks and a lonely heart. Want to attract a bunch of unsavory people who may very well give you diseases that lead to an embarrassing doctor’s appointment? Then whore’s shoes are what you’re looking for. In both stilleto and flat varieties, these will make you stand out amongst you’re street walking competition. THIS IS HORSESHOES * HAND GRENADES – EPISODE 195 – FOR APRIL 22, twenty eleven! – PRIORITY POO
Factoid of the Week 90% of pharmaceuticals taken by people are excreted through urination. Therefore our sewer systems contain heavy doses of drugs. A recent study by the EPA has found fish containing trace amounts of estrogen, cholesterol-lowering drugs, pain relievers, antibiotics, caffeine and even anti-depressants.
Tonight’s show is animal themed… or rather, penguin themed. Why, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you why. It is because… I like penguins and they like shoes. Shoes that they try to mate with in lieu of other — real — penguins. Also, because penguins make amazing Metroid Repellent. Speaking of! Tonight’s show brought to you by H&H Metroid Repellent! Hate that feeling of a space aliens eating your frontal lobe?! Loathe the idea of having to go back into a room that you just spent 10 minutes clearing of said space alien brain eaters? Do we have a solution for you! H&H Metroid Repellent! Just spray a little on your scalp, and watch the metroids cower in fear! Perfect for your next jaunt through an abandoned space station. Side effects may include – itching, bleeding, minor hair loss, anal leakage, sudden death, or liver damage. Some skin cancer may occur. Please consult your physician before starting any metroid repellent regiment! Metroid brought you by Nintendo ™
Factoid of the Week When penguin mothers lose a chick, they steal another mother’s chick.
I know this is totally off topic, but I randomly saw that BBC special called “Guys and Doll” (about a group of guys and their Real Dolls)… and I totally want to see a real Real Doll. They are so creepy, but strangely fascinating :p Also, for everyone that sees our show titles… I promise the show’s contents aren’t as bad as we make it sound We just seek totally random and goofy titles that sound AWFUL alone and out of context. We are totally pure >_> Ahem. Actually, I don’t even think I cursed this ep!? Someone double check for me
Factoid of the Week: The points of light that you see behind your eyelids when you shut your eyes really hard are called Phosphenes.