This week’s show was another step up for Horseshoes & Hand Grenades as we had some of the best stories we’ve had in a very long time. We even snuck in a “Stephen’s Soapbox” segment just for you guys. I’m pretty sure his face has never been that red on the show before. So dig into this show and we know you’ll find some treasure…. <–lame. Thanks!
Factoid of the Week The United States has never lost a war when donkeys were used.
Tonight we smack a bison around with a trout, we flame broil a condor with baby moose eggs, we drink up some yak blood spiked with snake venom…. tonight we dine in HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES!!!!
Factoid of the Week: The bison is the largest land mammal native to the Western Hemisphere, reaching heights of over 6 feet and weighing more than 750 pounds. Its bulk, however, does not slow it down. American bison can reach speeds of up to 37 mph.
This show may have been epic in its news, its turnout, and its amazing chat. It may have been epic to talk about a snake that hates fake breasts, a neo-nazi male turned right wing female, and eggs boiled in little boy pee (of course this is made in China). However, the REAL epicness this show… is that I cut my hair… and it is awesome. If you cannot SEE me, then I feel sorry for you. You are missing an amazing piece of history and epic epicness of epicallity. Perhaps you should have joined the rest of the chat instead of being a loser and ONLY downloading the episode (ahem, LilWill). Anyway, enjoy this LIVE episode of piss boiled eggs!
Factoid of the Week Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end
Tonight’s show as complex and multifaceted as a wrestling match with a cat! I have no idea what that means, but that’s really okay, because nothing made a whole lot of sense tonight O_o. All I know is that this week’s show was so amazing and full of win that it could barely be contained. Eryck even drew us some pictures on demand! We talked about dogs humping feet, spider induced boners, my insatiable love for Forrest Gump, and a dentist who uses methane gas to put patients under…or not. Grab some headphones and relax in a jacuzzi of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades!! Download it, Fool!
Factoid of the Week: In Natoma, Kansas, it’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits
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Factoid of the Week The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the fire engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and soon figured out how to walk up straight staircases.