Monthly Archive for February, 2011

Episode 187 – Check Your Cups!

Published on February 25, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Tonight’s episode took a bit of a left turn, with Coleman Ranahan joining me to fill in for Ashley while she’s off licking her wounds from last week’s badger attack…that or a fight with a raw carrot. Hard to tell. We had an absolute blast talking weird news and, of course, talking a little about the movies nominated for Academy Awards! Coleman and I fought in the Oscar Deathmatch 2011, where we dissected the movies and actors nominated for the more notable awards and picked our winners. Tune in sometime next week for our breakdown of the results! For now, here’s the latest installment of Horeshoes & Hand Greandes!!!

Factoid of the Week:
The weight of insects eaten by spiders every year is greater than the weight of all humans alive.

Busy Night
A Dash of DNA
Just Like Mom Used to Make

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Episode 186 – Black Magic Wizard Sauce!

Published on February 20, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Tonight’s show is brought to you by 3 penis liquor. So if you’re looking for a special gift for your partner, look no further than Three-Penis Liquor; it’s cheap and it’s something they won’t soon forget. A great source of vitamin D, 3 penis liquor is made from the genitals of exotic animals like zebra, giraffe, and walrus. Make your evening special with a warm, smooth glass of 3 penis liquor and the sweet, sultry sounds of HORSESHOES & HAND GRENADES – EPISODE 186 – FOR FEBRUARY 20, twenty-eleven, BLACK MAGIC WIZARD SAUCE!

Factoid of the Week
EIGHT PRESIDENTS were born British subjects: Washington, J. Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, J. Q. Adams, Jackson, and W. Harrison.

Bad Kitty!
Cat Burglar
Three Penis Liquor
Nurse Vs. Stumpy

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Running Time: 1:23:15

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H&H Episode 185 – VAGINA POWER ACTIVATE!

Published on February 11, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

So, I’ve been on a raw food kick for the last week and I have SO much freaking energy. Like, the stupid energizer bunny couldn’t keep up with me if he wanted to. In fact, I could even power NYC for at least several hours. I really do want to go out and buy Chick Fil A right now, though… but, people tell me the cravings will subside. I hope they do rather quickly… because the more I think about a pickle sammich with chicken on top… the more I want one! I think I will go make a juice now. Not a chicken juice, though. That would be quite gross. Speaking of chickens:

Factoid of the Week
There are more chickens than people in the world.

Bird Poo Cleanup
Fisherman Snag SCUBA Diver
Poop on my Face
Man Sues Hooker

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Running Time: 1:30:28

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Episode 184 – Feel These Nipples!

Published on February 4, 2011 in Shows. 0 Comments

Holy crap! Tonight’s show as absolutely nuts. Ashley was on tour tonight, showing up in Huntington and hanging with my wife who is in the process of moving around once more. We were joined by the one and only Chris Moreno! Comic artists behind such works as Zombie Dickheads, Do you believe in ninjas?, Dysfunctianimals, SuperFrat, and numerous other works! He stuck around with us for a bit to talk about some of his work, and even joined us on some crazy news! He is most definitely a master of the craft of podcasting, even though he doesn’t have a podcast O_o. Get this episode now!

Chris Moreno’s stuff!!
Deviant Art
Dysfunctianimals
Zombie Dickheads – part of Zombiebomb Volume 4
Do You Believe in Ninjas

NEWS!
China Loves Top Gun
Alcohol Saves Lives
Klingon’s have nothing on us!
Immigration Worker Hates Wife

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Running Time: 1:19:12

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