Monthly Archive for November, 2010

Episode 176 – The Thankful Force

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I know this posts a day late, but it’s better late than never, I guess! We hope that you’ve all had a wonderful Thanksgiving and have traveled safely. We also hope that no TSA agents have grabbed your genitals and inspected them for bombs or razor blades or other sharp and completely nonsensical objects.  Aren’t airplanes fun!? This episode was a special one in that Ash and I were together at her house doing the show. Nothing much special beyond that. Our show is a little bit more off the wall this time because of the holiday, but we still had a blast. You can look forward to your normal news report next week, but this week we just wanted to have some fun and jibber jabber for a bit. Hope everyone had a great holiday!!

Factoid of the Week:
Miscellaneous factoids about Thanksgiving were reported

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Running Time: Somewhere around an hour

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Episode 175 – She’s a Screamer

Eat BeardFirst of all… I suck. Last week I fed you a BS factoid of the week. I hang my head in shame. My fact checking monkeys were obviously out throwing poo and hunting for bananas instead of… checking my facts. So, this episode has two factoids! Yay! Also, one of our listeners went and spent 11 days in Perth, Western Australia. I am FREAKING jealous and now have made it my mission in life to stab this listener in the face with a tea cup. Ass Monkey.

Factoid of the Week
1. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
2. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

Do Not Order Russian Brides
Man Forced to Eat Beard
Man Shoots TV Due to Something Gross On It
Dead Gay

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Running Time: 1:11:43

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Episode 174 – Never Eat Beaver

I was in a parade today… I think I gave some little girl a concussion with the candy I was throwing out into the crowd. Woooppsssss. One day Stephen and I will be in parade’s representing HnH… because we are that awesome. If YOU would like to join the fellowship of awesome, then hop on the chat on Thursdays! Stephen and I love having ppl in the chat to make fun of us and talk about beavers with (apparently, beavers like eating wood more at night than in the morning). These are things you only find out in the chat! Well, we talked about it on the show too… but you didn’t get to see the beaver picture! You can’t do a search for beavers online… it will hurt your eyes :p

Factoid of the Week
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Ironic (get it?)
Heavy Boobs
Sex Toy Assault
Cricket Balls
Baby Sold

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Running Time: 1:15:00

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Episode 173 – Insipid Encephlopods

As it stands now… Stephen is kicking my ASS for NaNoWriMo. Am I pleased about this? No… but I am also lazy and not sure which one of the 500 stories I have to write on. It makes me feel a bit better that I have more ideas than he does… but he also works more than I do… so I should bloody have more words than he does!? So, what do you guys think? Should I go SciFi, Urban Fantasy, or just something totally off the wall and Romancey? I forget what Stephen was writing about. I hope he finishes it, though. He tends to write an amazing 10 pages and then just leaves everyone hanging. Because he is a Jerk…

Factoid of the Week
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

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Time Traveler?
BioHaZard
One Rod is Enough
Tom Tom Strikes Again!

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Running Time: 1:08:51

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