Monthly Archive for October, 2010

Episode 172 – What Episode Is This!? Eat Some Cake!

Published on October 22, 2010 in Shows. 0 Comments

Tonight’s show was absolutely off the rails. I know I say this all the time, but this show strives to make that happen every single night that we do it. We had a wonderful and active chat, terrific stories, and had a blast once again discussing Smash’s dating habits. This show just continues to get better week after week. You guys should definitely bring a friend next week! If you DO bring a friend with you and put them in the chat so they can chitty-chat away with us, then you WIN a snail mail letter from Steve and Smash. That’s a value of at least 46 cents…or whatever stamps are these days. I use forever stamps, so I have no idea what they cost right now. Bring friends!! Download the show!

Factoid of the Week:
A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A Tale of Two Kittehz
This Is Why We Watch Piranha
Would You Do This For Your Phone?
How Much Head Is Too Much Head?

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Running Time: 1:21:56

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Episode 171 – Nodule of Nerdidity

Published on October 15, 2010 in Shows. 0 Comments

This episode comes at you like a rhino drinking powerthirst! Prepare for our podcast to eat your children and digest them into perfect killing machines designed for world dominations. THAT is how awesome it is! Then it turns around and shows you it’s sensitive side by teaching you how to land yourself a long lasting relationship. This episode is like Two-Face, outwardly bitter but has a heart of gold…or maybe I’m just talking about our two co-hosts. This show has hot rod scooters and penile diseases!

Factoid of the Week:
Only 30% of people can expand and contract their nostrils at will

69 is the new slow
Kung Fu Dating
Glue =! Eyedrops
Do NOT record your sexual exploits!
Piggy is seized

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Running Time: 1:13:49

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Episode 170 – So Fresh and So Clean Clean

Published on October 8, 2010 in Shows. 0 Comments

Words cannot express how ridiculously insane this episode of H&H was. As with all of our call-in shows, you can expect us to be far more off the wall than usual and in tears over how hilarious our listeners are. You guys absolutely make this show more awesome than we could ever make it by ourselves. We were joined by Rob Burgundy, Coleman Ranahan, AbbadonofHell, LilWill, and Vash the Stampede, who all contributed some freaking hilarious stories and put us both in stitches. Thanks to all of you guys who make this show worth doing! Tune in for time traveling sperm, 30 tons of grapes, where to hide your crack, and much more!!

Factoid of the Week:
The average speed of a man’s orgasm is 28 MPH

Thieves steal 30 tons of grapes
Smoking monkey goes PUFF
Butt Crack
Let the mother burn!
Second hand panties
Death Ray

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Running Time: 1:53:12

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Episode 169 – Them Ain’t My Britches

Published on October 1, 2010 in Shows. 0 Comments

two legged piggySometimes, H&H needs to sit back and relax. Every now and then we have to stop kicking the teeth out of the internet and just chill. Maybe it’s time we started sitting down to a candle-lit dinner with the internet instead, or maybe even buy it flowers and birthday cake. I think a cake with “we love you, internet” written on it in binary should smooth things out….

OR WE COULD JUST DESTROY IT ALL WITH AWESOME! BWAHAHA! …*cough*

Yeah, download the show. Thanks!

Factoid of the Week:
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

Epic Live Fail
Pigs > Girls in China
Woman Shoots Idiots
Man Eats Scorpions…Live…as a Snack
How Often Does This Happen?
Naked Man Hides Under Cage
Nutty Condoms
Skyscraper Death Ray
Shirt No Pants!

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Running Time: 1:17:26

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