Monthly Archive for August, 2010

Episode 165 – Quickie Time!

Published on August 27, 2010 in Shows. 0 Comments

Hewwo attackers of my shitty warl! Tonight’s show is early and short (heh…HEHEHE…HAHAHAHAHA). I have a CRAP ton to do tonight to get ready to leave way too damn early morrow… so I am cutting the notes in half. Does Stephen know this? Prolly not :D Also, someone should come do my laundry for me… and pack… and yeah -_- Traveling is annoying unless you have stuff waiting for you at your destination. On the up side… white water rafting, rock climbing, zip lining, cruising and swimming! WIN :D

Factoid of the Week
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
Also : Guy’s stuff has stuff to kill other guys stuff

Ping Pong Sex Mugging
Don’t Make Sex Tapes
Poop Attack
Anger Management would have been easier

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Running Time: 1:13:03

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Episode 164 – Dumbledore Dies In This One

Published on August 20, 2010 in Shows. 1 Comment

Yeah, so… I’m at a loss for gross newZ this week. I blame you. Yeah, you. Get out there and be gross damn it! What the hell are you ppl doing? Sitting inside watching tv? Eating? Playing games? Go rape a squirrel or lick a moose’s behind or something. How the hell can I get NewZ Better Left untold if you arent being the nasty perverted asshats I know you to be?! Sigh. You ppl fail me.

Factoid of the Week:
Coca-cola was originally sold as a brain tonic.

Rose is a rose
China’s a pain in the ass
BBC’s Bird
Scary Death Bees
Dummy is dumb…and tireless
Eat my balls
Oh noes, Ur dead!
Moo Poo

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Running Time: 1 hour 15 minutes

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Episode 163 – EPIMAZTIC!

Published on August 13, 2010 in Shows. 0 Comments

HEWWO my lovelies! I just drank a blueberry shake. It was really good… and blueberry-ie. So, I thought I was going to go as Cleopatra for Halloween… but all the costumes are rather POOP. Anyone know of any good ones? :( RIght now Im coming up empty! Also, I found this awesome costume that I want to wear to DCon… but it is out of stock till the 25th… which is lame >L< Anyone else having costume woes? I mean, I know this has nothing to do with the show, but this is what you get when you give me free forum in which to speak :D Nah nah nah!

Factoid of the Week:
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Teddy Tours
My Hero
Jerks and Lemonaid
Pop Machine Vs. Hatchet
Kitty Marinade
Naked Ride
A She-male Tale
Cop Becomes Woman

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Running Time: 1:22:10

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Episode 162 – Dones!

Published on August 7, 2010 in Shows. 0 Comments
Well, the show is a bit late… but that is because my 1st cousin just had his first kid!  Well, he didn’t have the kid… his wife did.  Well, technically she had it.  Are C-Sections considered giving birth?  Speaking of C-Sections… waiting on one to happen in the birth ward of a hospital is painful.  I don’t mean mildly painful, I mean scratch my eyes out and bleed to death slowly painful.  We had to wait with a group of people that should NOT have been parents.  Who let’s their kids crawl around on the floor of a HOSPITAL?!  Ugh.  Ummm, anyway… yay I have a cousin!  He was cute.  I nicknamed him panda ^_^  (Er, Also… enjoy the show? ;p)

Factoid of the Week:
The electric chair was invented by a dentist

Have we not learned?
Oldest man alive…is…not?
Bear on bear action
Bears want to play too!
- Check out Peter Palmiotti’s Podcast! Steve has a guest appearance on the latest episode!
Man stuck in poo
Amorous Roo
You’re doing it wrong
Wendy’s thief is dumb

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Running Time: 1:12:15

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