Monthly Archive for March, 2010

Ashley a Zombie?

There will be no show this evening. Ashley has come down with a rare strain of Zombie flu, and she is currently in the HnH lab fighting it off. This evil strain is caused by too much homework and not enough sunshine, but we think with adequate sleep and sun bathing… the effect will be diminished. We are currently feeding her really annoying cats that walk up to one door, meow, then proceed to run to another door when you open the first door… and then want back in the second they have been let out.

Episode 149 – Big Bob’s Bacon and Beer

My cat is balanced on her back legs and staring into the mirror like she is looking through it. I must say this is horribly creepy as I cannot help but think about “Through the Looking Glass”. If something pops out mid sentence and eats me I am going to be VERY pissed. Well, before I am devoured by the Red Queen’s pet I will tell you about the show. The show was… actually, I couldn’t tell you. We talked about monkey drug addicts, and old women who climbed buildings, and people stabbing people and then themselves, but I was rather preoccupied with Shelfari and how many books I have read. I have read so many books! I am awesome! BOW TO…. omg the mirror monstas/df.sadf
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Episode 148 – Stop Doing Things!

It is 3:32am. I should be asleep. Why am I not asleep? Well, for one, my sister was up half the night packing for her DC trip… and I was her entertainment. Granted, it wasn’t hard. You know when you get so sleepy that you are just stupid? Well, Steph was beyond stupid. She was just standing there, staring into space with her mouth open, and giggling on occasion. Yeah, it was hilarious. I like coming up here for the show :) I don’t really recall the show, actually. I think we talked about naked (and very hot) Asian women… and breast milk cheese? Seriously? Ew.

Hot, Naked, Asians
Ummm, Seriously?
SUC Loses!
Drunk People
It’s Hot “Down There”
Breast Milk Cheese
Bank Of America SUCKS
Horny Old Woman

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Episode 147 – Enlarged Comfort Zone

Escape from L.A. is a really awesome movie. I mean, with a name like Snake, how could it not be an awesome movie? This has nothing to do with the show or the amazing turnout in the chat room… but it is on tv and I thought you should know. Also, I just saw a Sam Adams advert (Stephen and I were talking about the company’s beers in the show) and the advertising makes the beer look so good (alas it so isn’t)! So this show involved me ranting (i think I screamed at one point), Stephen rolling a natural 20 (yes, he is THAT cool), and a lady coming home to find her house overran by 3 cows (no… not bears… cows). That is a lot of poo.
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