Monthly Archive for September, 2009

Episode 127 – Don’t Say Vagina

Bill PaxtonSince last week was the BEST SHOW EVER, Stephen and I decided that this week shall be the WORST show ever! Our chat box was down, Stephen and I both looked like poo (ok, so he looked like Clark Kent in his glasses, but I had green hair, soooo, yeah), notes were impossible to get, and karmically speaking, this would have to be the worst to balance out the universe. Actually, it turned out pretty damn well, so I am waiting for some vile repercussions in karma terms :p

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Episode 126 – When You’re In It

goat-giant-ballsThis was our BEST SHOW EVER! Thank you to everyone that showed up and mingled in the chat with us — all our old favorites and newbees alike. Thanks to one of our stories about a Banana Sex Cult, I now REALLY want a banana split. I am not going to have sex with it… but I am gonna shovel down my mouth :D Also, thank you to everyone on Facebook that contributed a WTF! You guys RULE :D

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Episode 125 – Hand Cranked Happy

HH Promo Art“This is our world now… the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn’t run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore… and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge… and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias… and you call us criminals.”

Stephen read that just now… it was awesome! We also talked about hand cranked eco-friendly vibrators, pigeons that are faster than the nets, and some nutter that decides tossing jelly fish is a fun way to kill the time.

This week’s show is brought to you by: Operation Sunscreen. Send sunscreen to the troops serving in the middle east.

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After the Blast – Episode 11 – Disney Eats Marvel!

marvel-disney-4-ffThe “Disney buys Marvel” story became way too big for a random rabbit trail on Horseshoes & Hand Grenades so we decided to turn it into an After the Blast show in order to better analyze the situation and give the conversation more time to blossom. There are so many emotions surrounding this purchase in the fanboy community. From joy to rage, trust to suspicion, tears of sadness to tears of happiness, this thing has the geek community going absolutely nuts! So what does Horseshoes & Hand Grenades think about this acquisition? Tune in to find out!

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Running Time: 34:29

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Episode 124 – Surrender the Pickle!

Toilet MonsterToday, I dressed like a high school cheerleader on acid. How is that different than any other show day? Who knows. Stephen and I rambled a LOT and the COOLEST thing ever happened! Remember that naked dude in Tally that was riding his bike? You know, the one I actually saw? Well… we had a listener submitted story on him! I was so stoked. We also talked about eating babies (in their pear form), slapping babies (and how this is wrong), drunk, flying germans, and why you should never crawl into a porta potty…. Ok, I am freaking starving. I love you guys…. I really do. It’s kinda sick :p

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