Monthly Archive for July, 2009

Episode 119 – Feel My Meat!

Published on July 31, 2009 in Shows. 3 Comments

200px-Parental_Advisory_label.svgSo many of you wonderful people came to chat this evening! It melted my heart a tad :D We also have the illustrious honor of having one of our audience members BANNED from listening to us by his PARENTS! I don’t know why, but this announcement made Stephen and I tear up a bit. We have entered the ranks of the foul mouthed, adult shows that get a R rating!

Don’t forget next week will be the LIVE show! If you have a phone or a computer… we demand a call in! :p

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Episode 118 – What’s A Barnyard Brothel?

Published on July 24, 2009 in Shows. 0 Comments

RectalRocketI dressed up like a small child that raided her mothers closet for this ep. Then I got a crown stuck in my hair — which was not pleasant. After that someone said something in the chat about bees being the new male enhancement… I can’t tell you how much that freaks me out :p Also, after the show, I left Stephen to sing about rectal rockets while tuning his guitar. I really can’t wait to see how that turned out o_O!

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Episode 117 – It’s Melting My Pants!

Published on July 17, 2009 in Shows. 0 Comments

burgerkingSo, we finished the show and I hear this weird meowing outside. I realize it was a stray cat we feed, so I yelled down to my father to tell him that Gigi wants food. I hear my dad go outside in the garage and then this horrible hissing and keening noise and my dad comes running back in yelling about baby raccoons attacking him. HEHE!

Naked nuns, naked zombies, flying schools, armless wheelies, better aim when peeing, and genies in court!

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Episode 116 – Vampire’s Suck

Published on July 10, 2009 in Shows and Uncategorized. 1 Comment

drunk_badgerSo, Chi just gave me cherries that looked SO much like balls. I was insulted, but then I was glad I had cherries so I eated them… and then I dropped the cherry seed on me and got a huge cherry spot on my stupid new shirt! :( GRRRR

Moral of the story? DO NOT EAT CHERRIES SHAPED LIKE BALLS!

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Episode 115 – Like Squeezin’ Sauce From A Duck

Published on July 3, 2009 in Shows. 0 Comments

circus_bearA gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.
The gorilla finished the beer and handed the bartender a twenty dollar bill. The bartender just couldn’t believe that a gorilla knew anything about money, so he only gave back one dollar in change.
“Hope you enjoyed your beer,” he said to the gorilla, “We don’t get too many gorillas coming in here.”
“At nineteen dollars a beer,” said the gorilla, “it’s no wonder.”

Naked kiwiZ, naked passengers, bear mugger, have sex!

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