Archive for July, 2009

Episode 119 – Feel My Meat!

So many of you wonderful people came to chat this evening! It melted my heart a tad We also have the illustrious honor of having one of our audience members BANNED from listening to us by his PARENTS! I don’t know why, but this announcement made Stephen and I tear [...]

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Episode 118 – What’s A Barnyard Brothel?

I dressed up like a small child that raided her mothers closet for this ep. Then I got a crown stuck in my hair — which was not pleasant. After that someone said something in the chat about bees being the new male enhancement… I can’t tell you how much that freaks me [...]

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Episode 117 – It’s Melting My Pants!

So, we finished the show and I hear this weird meowing outside. I realize it was a stray cat we feed, so I yelled down to my father to tell him that Gigi wants food. I hear my dad go outside in the garage and then this horrible hissing and keening noise and [...]

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Episode 116 – Vampire’s Suck

So, Chi just gave me cherries that looked SO much like balls. I was insulted, but then I was glad I had cherries so I eated them… and then I dropped the cherry seed on me and got a huge cherry spot on my stupid new shirt! GRRRR
Moral of the story? [...]

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Episode 115 – Like Squeezin’ Sauce From A Duck

A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.
The gorilla finished the beer and handed the bartender a twenty dollar bill. The bartender just couldn’t believe that a gorilla knew anything about money, so he only gave back one [...]

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