I can NOT think of anything clever today… directing to weird al lyrics…

Elmo’s got gun, Elmo’s got a gun.
Big bird’s on the run.
Bernie’s dialin’ 911
{Chourus}
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird’s Crap?
They say when Elmo was arrested,
they found Oscar headless in the trash.
I hear that Gordon’s really runnin,
Now that Elmo’s got a gun,
The street is never gonna be the same.

Factoid of the Week:
Elephants can’t jump (Much like my damn character in Fable 2). Every other mammal can.

Broken Common Sense Bone
Being Late payZ!
Don’t follow every Shepherd
Romania is a small town today
Best. Secret. Ever
Norman?  Norman Bates?
Little Mistake
Banananananan Ban (Shine Rant)

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