Archive for June, 2009

Episode 114 – Sometimes I Just Want Their Balls

Take bloody two! Re-recording a show has never been one of my favorite things to do… but I actually think this take was better. Well, I have to go write an accounting paper (how the F#$K do you write a paper on ACCOUNTING?!… can someone please explain that to me?), and then write [...]

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Disaster Strikes!

“Houston, we have a problem”
After the show on Thursday I tried to save the audio file just like another day, and that’s when the unthinkable happened: my computer died. Not like DEAD died, but froze up to the point where I couldn’t do anything. As a result, episode 114 was lost to the ether and [...]

Episode 113 – Lovin’ Time

I can NOT think of anything clever today… directing to weird al lyrics…
Elmo’s got gun, Elmo’s got a gun.
Big bird’s on the run.
Bernie’s dialin’ 911
{Chourus}
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird’s Crap?
They say when Elmo was arrested,
they found Oscar headless in the trash.
I hear that Gordon’s really runnin,
Now that Elmo’s got a gun,
The [...]

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Episode 112 – J is for Jenitalia

Ok, so, I went bike riding last night to get some exercise in. I hadn’t been in ages, but it was a perfect evening to go get some ridage in. Anyway, I woke up this morning and my pelvic bones were like… bruised. I sat up and pondered wtf I had done [...]

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Episode 111 – Don’t Tug On My Nuts!

Well, Stephen and I took a week trip to the bogs of FL where we hunted the elusive 5 ft tall squirrel and dined with the 4inch martini grub of ZanZaBar. Wtf, I’m so hyper. We talked SO much this episode. I missed you guys and it felt good to share about [...]

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