Monthly Archive for June, 2009

Episode 114 – Sometimes I Just Want Their Balls

Published on June 29, 2009 in Shows. 0 Comments

Take bloody two! Re-recording a show has never been one of my favorite things to do… but I actually think this take was better. Well, I have to go write an accounting paper (how the F#$K do you write a paper on ACCOUNTING?!… can someone please explain that to me?), and then write a summary about my week in class (again, I hope the teacher gets infected with crabs and earwigs). Isn’t summarizing your school day a bit beyond a masters program? I’m just glad I had the show today… or else this evening would have REALLY been failed upon!

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Disaster Strikes!

Published on June 27, 2009 in Announcements. 0 Comments

“Houston, we have a problem”

After the show on Thursday I tried to save the audio file just like another day, and that’s when the unthinkable happened: my computer died. Not like DEAD died, but froze up to the point where I couldn’t do anything. As a result, episode 114 was lost to the ether and shall never be heard. I’m devastated at this loss because we had a ton of funny stuff on that episode. The good news is that Ash and I aren’t against doing it all over again, so we will be recording episode 114b sometime today. As soon as we can get it all done I’ll post it up and we’ll be back in business. I’ve also made the appropriate changes so that we won’t be losing an entire show like that again. So sit tight, and keep your browser pointed right here! We’ll have the show up as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience!

-Steve

Episode 113 – Lovin’ Time

Published on June 19, 2009 in Shows. 0 Comments

I can NOT think of anything clever today… directing to weird al lyrics…

Elmo’s got gun, Elmo’s got a gun.
Big bird’s on the run.
Bernie’s dialin’ 911
{Chourus}
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird’s Crap?
They say when Elmo was arrested,
they found Oscar headless in the trash.
I hear that Gordon’s really runnin,
Now that Elmo’s got a gun,
The street is never gonna be the same.

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Episode 112 – J is for Jenitalia

Published on June 12, 2009 in Shows. 0 Comments

Ok, so, I went bike riding last night to get some exercise in. I hadn’t been in ages, but it was a perfect evening to go get some ridage in. Anyway, I woke up this morning and my pelvic bones were like… bruised. I sat up and pondered wtf I had done last night to make myself sore (and since all the guys I know are out of town I was thinking REALLY hard!) and I finally came up with the bike. My bike RAPED me.

At least it didnt bite my finger off, or taze me, or tell me I couldn’t dance around a pole, or garden in the buff!

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Episode 111 – Don’t Tug On My Nuts!

Published on June 5, 2009 in Shows. 0 Comments

Well, Stephen and I took a week trip to the bogs of FL where we hunted the elusive 5 ft tall squirrel and dined with the 4inch martini grub of ZanZaBar. Wtf, I’m so hyper. We talked SO much this episode. I missed you guys and it felt good to share about the last couple weeks’ exploits

Umm, I honestly have NO idea what the show was about this week. I think we talked about tug of war and chickens. Mostly we rehashed all our insane adventures in FL. Next time… you guys should come hang out with us

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