Monthly Archive for April, 2009

Episode 106 – Does That Come in Mongoose Flavor?

knightsMy sister is a dork. A huge dork. She is, in fact, throwing things as me as I try to write this. It is incredibly distracting. I want to shove her down some stairs… BUT I shall refrain or my cohost might be a bit pissed when I tell him that his fiance is dead. What do you guys think? Well, ustream was a bitch this week… again. It took our chat from us. Instead we had people chatting with us via twitter, email, and text messages on our phones. That was actually pretty fun! Granted now a lot of odd ppl know my user names on aim and yahoo >_<

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Episode 105 – My Balls Are On Fire!

python fenceI don’t even remember what we stories we read this week! Stephen and I had so much freaking fun doing the show and were highly entertained by people in the chat (Hi, Shannon!). Thursdays are becoming the highlight of my week. I feel like I get to go spend an hour and a half with a bunch of my buddies and talk about sex :D

This week we talked about *checks notes*: A man who tried to one up last weeks man and bit his OWN penis off, a man who was “tortured” by being forced to have sex for 48 hours, a man who bit a snake (wtf, youre doing it wrong!), a man who peed on a woman, and a man who sprayed his pee on books… o_O

What is WRONG with people?!

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Episode 104 – “The Academy of Fail for Whales!”

happy hot dogI just eated a cheeseburger! Twas the best cheeseburger ever! Everything is good when you are starving. This show was the episode on ZombieZ. Everyone ate everyone this week! We also welcome Xclow and Cntrlaltelite to our fanbase! :D We had a few technical errors (ustream SUCKED this week), so thanks to everyone in the chat that suffered through those with us!

Anyway, Alcohol (the secret to invincibility), world’s rarest shark found (and then eaten), man’s penis found (and then eaten), man’s arm eaten, 20 tons of wieners and a woman that loves 2 eff you!

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Episode 103 – “Go Twitter Yourself”

lionballsBecause Stephen and I are now on the right side of famous… we now have sponsors. You may have heard the HoHo GPS product placement last week (Stephen and I both have one), but this week we bring you excerpts from a well known audio book “How to Be a Street Whore”. This amazingly detailed tome will be your step by step guide to surviving your new career.
HnH welcomes back Jon and Voodoo! We missed you guys! Also, a special thanks to Rob for letting us steal your 300$ mic of doom!

Phone sex with Hillary Clinton, An explosive foundation, 19-year-old cries over spilled liquor, and psycho man grabbing a lions balls.

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On The Road Again..

I’m going to be out of town this Thursday picking up a friend from the airport, which means that the show will have to be delayed a day. We’ll be doing it Friday at 8pm EDT instead of the usual Thursday. Thanks for your patience and we hope to see you all there!!