Monthly Archive for March, 2009

Episode 102 – “Ouch! I Think It’s Teething!”

birthdayWe are two years old, folks! Stephen and I cannot even begin to express (although we might attempt it in our own rambling way) how appreciative we are that you guys have stuck with us every week for two years. You guys are amazing and we seriously love you all. And, just to stop the emotional dribble spewing forth:

Redneck ninja (o.m.g.), Scandinavian aliens (the ones that make crop circles), potty pork, stink free undies, and one bad night of biting and cuffs.

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Episode 101 – “Get That Out of Your Mouth!”

Poopy pottyOk, so again I cannot think of anything worthwhile to say. The show was fun, I couldn’t shut up, and Stephen got all the notes again. A lot of new ppl showed up again (woo woo!), and fat people too lazy to work receive tons of cash so they can keep not working, a man rigs up a saw and a dildo (ummm, bad kitty), brazillian waxes should be illegal, and a funny quote from bash.org :D

HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

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Episode ONE HUNDRED! – “Prehensile Boobies”

Rock onOk, so, in celebration of the 100th episode Stephen, Steph and I all went out with some buddies and had dessert. My dessert consisted of a Hurricane and Stephen’s consisted of half of a Amaretto sour (I finished the majority of it because he is a pansy).

I now have a killer headache, but the show was fan-freaking-tastic, the turn out was amazing, and we LOVE you guys so much. Thank you for making our 100th birthday so wonderful :D

(Oh, and I think we got through some notes… Japanese man burns a hotel down to avoid wedding, man fakes funeral, man hits another man with a fish tank of three dollars, two penises, granny pr0n, moosey phate!)

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Episode 99 – “Put Some Butter On Those Nipples”

eggsI am so beyond tired… I am not sure how I stayed away to do the show this Eve! I kept randomly talking about mice with dorsal penises..in fact, I fell asleep writing this! Stephen is going to call me in a bit and ask me where the intro is :D

Stephen got amazing notes again this week! He also wore sunglasses during the recording, so you know the show has to be fantastic.

911 is not a dating service, your knees are not stronger than a bumper, 75 is not too old to have a baby, rotten eggs will apparently turn you on, and winning medals as a woman does not make you one o_O

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