Monthly Archive for February, 2009

Episode 98: “It’s Like a Straight Candy Cane”

watchpeanuts1HnH welcomes Jeebee and Bootsack to the chat! Today has been the weirdest day. I had to take the cat to the vet, i got an order from fedeX, but half of it was missing, a squirrel tried to attack me when I was driving home, and then some random person showed up in my driveway during the middle of the show o_O

That’s not as bad as being stabbed in the bum in the middle of church, getting locked INSIDE a car while trying to steal it, warm, wet holes, and naked SWAT teams!

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Episode 97: “I Can Poop When I Want To”

business-chimpI hold in my hands the coolest looking candy stick I have ever seen. It is a rainbow candy cane (well, a stick because there is no hook) and I totally didnt want to eat it because it looks so My Little Ponyish. My sister got it for me (along with hello kitty swag!) from PA last weekend. Also, it is nommy.

Well, this week was apparently animal week for HnH. Specifically dogs for some reason… attack dogs, dead dogs (zombie bow wow!), nose eating dogs, dogs named after political figures that have intestinal issues all over my neighbors home, dogs that marry 2 year olds in order to stave off tiger attacks… you name it we ramble about it!

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Episode 96 – “Where Did All These Little People Come From?!”

cowpeefizzYay! I am back in town and live with Stephen (sooo happy). I also found out i have a peptic ulcer (aliens laid eggs in my chest) and I like spicy chicken. Nom. Also, batman beat up superman. It was so windy here today that a tree about fell on me (it did fall, but obviously missed me), a car was thrown off the highway, and building collapsed. I live in a state surrounded by mountains… we don’t have crap like this!!!

A kid who thinks it is abuse to take a bath once a week, a man who thinks it is ok to call 911 over lemonade, a florist who is allergic to flowers, soda pee (made by holy cows), and the poo mobile.

This show goes out to Vash’s father… good luck with your surgery Monday!

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Episode 95 – “They are Totally Linguistic!!”

hugeboobsStephen and I got mega chatty and ridiculously giggley for this episode… which means the stories were amazing! I am not sure what was in the water, but Stephen about popped his eyeballs out a few time from laughing so hard. We talked about foot odor so bad it caused a ten year legal case, boobs so big they might explode, a drunken prank so lame that a bowl of half eaten beans were stolen, stark trek, fox pee, zombies, and pigeons down some guys pants!

Our thoughts go out to Matt and his family <3

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