Well, this is a tad late. Stephen and I tried to make it wonderful last eve… but Skype was laying down some thick layers of hate that made it impossible to understand each other through. Today, however, Skype was impressed with last nights virgin sacrifices… and allowed us to finish the show! Ignore the fact that I drank too much, and Stephen wears socks on his head. Thanks to all the new ppl that showed up(CmdrWalt, el-heffe, surprise_pants, bhyphen), and all our returning chatters! Voodoo, Scott, Frankie… we miss you!!!
Today we bring you, fugu balls, killer couches, two retarded cowboys, way too much poo being tossed around, evil, car robbing billy goats, and boobs that wanted to be free.
Yum baby corns!@#
Continue reading ‘Episode 94 – “We Eat Crazy For Breakfast” (take two)’
Something went completely awry on tonights show and we feel that the masters of the internet are working against us to sto p our show from being awesome. Well, that or Skype was simply having some major issues. Needless to say, the show did not go on as planned because Ashley and I couldn’t understand a word each other were saying thanks to The Fuzz. I capitalized it because I believe that it is an entity hell bent on stopping our show whenever it gets the chance. Well it takes more than that to put us down, Fuzz!
The show will be going on Friday night at 8pm EST instead of the usual time. Ashley will be in Morgantown with me at the time so we’ll have our show Skype free, so that takes care of one point of failure. It will be awesome and I hope those who came out tonight can try again tomorrow. Can’t wait to see you guys!!
Update: Image removed from this post because I think it made someone throw up. Apologies to all ye with sensitive stomachs. I thought the tube had mud in it. I may have been wrong.
I can think of nothing of value to say, so I leave you with the musical stylings of Sailor Moon!
“Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight,
Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon. She will never turn her back on a friend. She is always there to defend. She is the one on whom we can depend. She is the one named Sailor MOON!”
Invincible Germans (AGAIN!?), Crab Swindler, Ball Throwing, Sink Gouging, Sink Stealing, and a man that crashed into a truck, a liquor store, a fence, another store, and a tree… b4 getting his ass thrown in jail
Continue reading ‘Episode 93 – “Socksballs on Your Head”’
So, snowboarding was just… amazing. Stephen and I are so, so, SO very sore. You just cannot imagine how much energy strapping a board to your feet and hurling yourself down a mountain takes. Not to mention the bruised knees (worse than a week as a hooker), the bone chilling cold (especially when it rains all day), and the ridiculous amounts of money it drains from you.
What do hen-dogs, pig-fish, human-carpets, pee-soda, finger-chops, and 100 LBS of meat have in common?
They are all featured on episode 92!
Continue reading ‘Episode 92 – “It’s 2am In My Pants”’
Well, after a two week break… we are back! This is greatly annoying us that we missed two weeks, so we might do something fun to make up for that. Like… filming Stephen and I falling down the face of a mountain
Blow up dolls, run away bride and groom (at the age of 5 and 6!), peeing on the bouncer, living in the freezer, and jail better than parents.
Pray that this ski trip doesnt kills us!
Continue reading ‘Episode 91 – “Have You Ever Felt A Beaver?”’
Well, the holidays are really messing with Stephen and I. We’ve been trying to pass along the holiday olive branch to the leaders of SUC, and have been in intensive (and somewhat nutty) meetings for the last couple weeks.
Stephen has been chosen as a delegate to mediate between SUC and FUR… and of course we put world peace, safety, and the end of SUC before doing our actual show. (Hey, we aren’t totally narcissistic).
Since Stephen is so far away and without any recording devices (none are allowed in the secret location that the meetings are taking place in), it might be a few more days still before we are caught up.
Never fear, however! I will take it upon my shoulders to post a few amuZing stories on the site to keep you tided over until we are able to get our recordings done!
Thanks for you patience… and I hope 2008 was amazing, and 2009 will be even better!