Archive for March, 2008

Woman Sues Over Botched Surgery

The headline of this article may be slightly inaccurate since the woman didn’t actually have a botched surgery, but the completely wrong one! A woman is suing the hospital that performed cosmetic surgery that left her with bigger breasts she didn’t order!

Episode 52 - “I’m Feeling Fat and Sassy!”

Happy Birthday to US! We are officially a year old today (March 28th 2008), and we have learned to say “no”. We also have been locked out of the kitchen cabinets, because we keep banging the pots around late at night when mommy wants her alone time with the postman… Go have [...]

New Site Launched!

Welcome to the brand spankin’ new Horseshoes & Hand Grenades home on the web! Just like the old H&H, but with a little more “awesome” added into it. We’re going to be posting daily with news articles and weird crap we’ve seen on the net! That’s one of the additions we’re adding to make your [...]

Episode 51 - “”You are NOT in my pee circle!”

Through the great happenstance of fate, Stephen and I are in the same state! Oh, joy of joy’s, my dear heart doth sing to the heavens for it is lifted of its heavy burden of the lack of Stephen. But now, dearest listeners, we are joined in happy times run amok with rum [...]

Episode 50 LIVE! - “Pimp Capacitator!”

Our 50th show has come and gone and, for lack of a better string of words, it was frakking glorious.  It’s almost been a year, and you guys have fluffed our egos to mammoth proportions.  (Is that a good thing?  Yeah, it really is.)  We had a brilliant turnout of people, who we bribed, to [...]

H&H LIVE! Episode 50 This Friday!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this Friday we will be producing the 50th episode of our fantastic podcast, and would like YOU to join us! Every 10 episodes we do a live show so we can have input from our fans and let you guys join us in laughing at the rest of the world. After doing [...]

Episode 49 - “What Is A Pooh Anyway?”

Do you guys remember silly putty? I have two eggs (pink and green), and I’ve been playing with it for the last hour, and I can’t stop! I also drew gold vines all they way up my left arm; and then took the silly putty and pasted gold vines on the stretchy stuff. [...]

Episode 48 - “Explosive Flatulence Is An Epidemic”

Hey, look we are on time this week! Even though I am still sick, and Stephen is hyped up on caffeine after not having any for about a month… this is not a recommended way of ingesting caffeine. I just ate about seven hundred smarties, and I very happy. SMARTIES! Smarties [...]