Monthly Archive for January, 2008

Episode 43 – “Hits Harder Than a Sock Full of Pennies!”

Published on January 25, 2008 in Shows. 0 Comments

Dedicated to Heath Ledger: 1979 – 2008

I just got into an argument with my mother over whether or not I washed the towels in my bathroom… while that was annoying and fruitless; Episode 43 is neither! So, if you ever find yourself arguing over something completely asinine… turn up this episode and blast the other person out of the room with a kitty that has its own God Mode, a pack of thieving underpants gnomes, and an theft-proof vehicle… that was stolen!

Factoid of the Week:
Premature infants are five times more likely to be left handed

Snakes on a Plane!
A Boomerang Returns
Theft-proof car Stolen
Soon-To-Be-Super-Hero
Wolfman Looking for Love
Singing Duck
Underpants Gnomes are Real! <— Submitted by Frankie U.
The Blob Attacks!
Man Ate Rotten Meat
Kitty Has God Mode
Robber Shoots Himself in the Foot
Reason 105 Why Stealing is Bad <—- Submitted by Frankie U.

Extras!: 
Wizzywig: Volume 1 by Ed Piskor!
Think Twice Buttons! Great service and excellent quality for all your button needs!

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Running Time: 1:05

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Episode 42 – “Oh gross, I just ate tuna off my foot!”

Published on January 18, 2008 in Shows. 3 Comments

Omg, I am going to be late for Cloverfield tonight! But, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades comes first, and my personal life can swirl down the toilets like a spider that you found on your wall, but didn’t want to squish because you thought that would be evil, but it was just as bad because you drowned the poor thing. On this “Ashley is Hyper as Hell” version of H and H we have for you, sex toys that have hopes of exploding, zombie fisherman, and a man who thinks the neighborhood washing machine is his toilet. Oh yeah.

Factoid of the Week:
The world’s five smallest countries could easily fit inside Walt Disney World 

Sex Toy Bomb Scare
Zombie Fisherman
Police-cicle
Ever neutered a truck? Me neither <– Submitted by VoodooSnowFlakes
Computer Translates Dog
Mile High Flight
Pickles: Now with dead rodent parts! Yummy!
Don’t Poo in the Laundry
Forced Rectal Exam
Now this is a drinker!   <– Submitted by Frankie U.
Reason #3487 you should be listening! <–Submitted by VoodooSnowFlakes
Sheriff Charged with Theft <–Submitted by Max @ Analogmedium.com

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Running Time: 1 Hour

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HnH: The BLoG!!

Published on January 17, 2008 in Announcements. 0 Comments

Yes, you read the header right, folks! H&H is invading the blogosphere with a much more updated version of the show you all know and love! Granted it’s all text and pictures so you will be forced to read, but that’s not so bad! We wanted to provide you guys with week long entertainment rather than just our Friday show. We’ll be posting stories that either did not make the show in the week before, or stories that we just think are cool. Occasionally you will also find a rant or two from Steve and Ashley because they battle many idiots on a daily basis, and would love to put their tales to paper! So be sure to check out the blog at the url below and comment! There is already one story up on the blog for you to devour and leave your thoughts on. So check it out and don’t forget to spread the H&H love…just don’t spread it too forcefully or you may have to call it H&H rape, which is a bad thing.

http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com/blog

Episode 41 – “I Don’t Jack Bullets!”

Published on January 12, 2008 in Shows. 1 Comment

This is, alas, my last day down in Florida for some time. Q Q! This was also an amazingly hilarious show, and I REALLY have to pee from laughing so much. I bought Stephen a book of useless information yesterday, so this show is even more chock full of useless info that will stretch your brain to amazing proportions… which is always entertaining. We’ve got the world’s biggest ass tumor, a kid who glued himself to his bed to avoid going to school, and a man who sends dead cow head hate mail. Don’t make me go back home!

NOTE: Sorry for the late release. Assassin’s Creed swallowed my brain 0_o

Factoid of the Week:
The average child recognizes more than 200 company logos by the time he enters elementary school

Con Man Lives in Hospitals
WorldZ Biggest Ass Tumor
Lucky Man’s concrete mistake
Weekend at Bernie’s: The Live Show
Boy Glues himself to Bed
Russian Bridge Thieves
Drunk German in Poland (again)
Dead to Heat the Living
Dead Mouse Found in Beer
Kid Killed over Milk Duds
Cow Head Hate Mail

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Running Time: 1 Hour

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Episode 40 Live – “That is NOT Where the Ears Go!”

Published on January 4, 2008 in Shows. 4 Comments

FORTY Episodes… that is forty weeks of wondiferous Horseshoes and Hand Grenades goodness. Thanks to everyone that showed up for the show, you guys are bloody amazing and we seriously wouldn’t be here without you (well, we might, but we would be slightly pathetic with delusions of grandeur). Our next milestone is episode fifty and we can not wait! Stephen and I hope that your New Years was fantastic, and we look forward to bonding with you and making you laugh for the next year to come. In this, our goofiest of live episodes, we bring you senior citizen ninjas, massive panties that put out fires, an 11-year-old that thought he was Luke Skywalker, robot sex, and evil GPS systems.

Factoid of the Week:
The world’s first animated TV ad was created by Dr. Seuss in 1949, for the Ford Motor Company 

Panties Save the Day
Laundry also saves the day!
World’s Oldest Ninja
Things left in Travelodges in 07
Biggest Coincidence… EVAR
Stephen’s Hero
Speeder thinks himself an ostrich
Robot sex by 2050
Dork Impales himself
Pearl of a Time
TomTom’s are evil…
TomTom’s are evil^2
“Y’all fat, y’all eat too much!”

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Running Time: 1 Hour 15 Minutes  <– It was LIVE! Give us a break!

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Episode 40 is LIVE Tonight @ 8pm EST!

Published on January 4, 2008 in Announcements. 0 Comments

Episode 40 will be live! We’re keeping with our tradition of having every 10th episode be live, so you guys can call in and bug us! We’ll be available on stickam through our website at http://www.horseshoes-handgrenades.com. All you have to do is go there and you should be able to hear us! Then, when you are good and ready, give Steve a call on Skype! His name is “fulltangninja“. We’ll put you on the show and let you join in on our conversation for a bit. It’s going to be a blast, and hopefully we can keep the quality up and good. Call-ins are completely ENCOURAGED! So please do it! Who knows what could happen :)

We look forward to hearing from you tonight. The LIVE romp starts at 8pm EST. Hope we see (or hear) you there!

Happy New Year!

Published on January 1, 2008 in Announcements. 3 Comments

Happy New Year from Stephen and Ashley! May your 2008 be 2000-GREAT! ….yeah, Stephen made that one up :P

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