Monthly Archive for October, 2007

Episode 30 LIVE – “Does It Come With A Warm, Wet Hole Attachment?”

Published on October 26, 2007 in Shows. 2 Comments

Ok, this was the most entertaining episode we have ever done! As a celebration for being around for THIRTY weeks, we decided another live episode was needed. We had a few technical issues at first (go figure), but it eventually panned out nicely and everyone had a blast! Thanks to everyone who participated in our live event… you guys are amazing and we expect you back for our big four-oh. We’ve got listerner WTF’s, Lobsters desperados, a police chief that is ready for a Zombie invasion, naked sleep walkers, and a 4-year-old with a post-it problem.

Factoid of the Week
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, “Elementary, my dear Watson.”

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Lobsters on the lamb
Hero fined for saving older woman
Shopkeep ignores armed robber
Teens get in trouble for being naughty
Parenting skills 101<—Submitted by Frankie U
Woman stabs tied-up lover to drink his blood
Jerry Springer’s show line up
How to “handle” naked sleepwalkers
Post It note stapled to 4th graders head<—Submitted by Frankie U
Men should not play with dolls

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Running Time: 1 Hour

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Technical Difficulties… (of course)

Published on October 26, 2007 in Announcements. 0 Comments

Well, we hoped in Skype at 7:30est and it sounded like Stephen was reporting live… at an air force base during wartime :|

We are still on irc, and you guys should join us!

But the show might be a tad bit late :D

If anyone cares to sacrifice virgins for our show… that would be awesome ^_^

LIVE SHOW!

Published on October 25, 2007 in Announcements. 0 Comments

Tune in here on 10/16 at 8pm EST for the live HNH show! We’re taking calls over skype, so if you don’t have that application, pick it up at skype.com.

Just come to this page on that date and time, and you’ll see the Stickam app running in the sidebar. It’s live, so that’s how you will hear what we are talking about :) . Add “fulltangninja” as a friend before 8 tomorrow so Steve can accept your request. Then, whenever you are ready, call fulltangninja and we’ll put you on the show! It’s going to be awesome you guys, and the news we have will cause you to explode with gut busting laughter! Can’t wait to chat with some of you guys tomorrow!

10/26, 8pm EST, Be there…err….here!

UPDATE: IRC Chat is up for those interested! irc.freenode.net  /join #hnh

Episode 29 – “These Teeth Will NOT Come Off!”

Published on October 19, 2007 in Shows. 0 Comments

Well, I was terrified that the show was not going to happen tonight… because I CEMENTED fake vampire teeth to my actual teeth. As much fun as that sounds, they pierced my bottom lip, made me slur, and totally aren’t as white as my actual teeth. But, Stephen punched me in the face, and the fangs (and a few of my real teeth) popped right out!. Good thing, too, because we have another follow up on Wood’s leg, oral sex in politics (no wai!), and a woman who stole her boyfriends gonads!

Factoid of the Week:
Belgians once tried to deliver mail using cats. (it didn’t work)

Man single-handedly contributes to overpopulation
Why did 3000 chickens cross the road?
A Bwahahah moment
Cops love stupid people
Woman charged for spouting obscenities at a toilet
Free breast exam with every visit!
Amputated leg story gets even more crazy!
Nigerian woman accused of stealing her boyfriends genitals!
If you like oral sex, vote for this guy!
Couple makes burglar clean their house at gunpoint!
Thieves move into a woman’s home while she’s away
Most independent 6 year old ever….or at least he tried to be

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Episode 28 – “Geese Don’t Have Love, They Have Eggs”

Published on October 12, 2007 in Shows. 0 Comments

Heelllloooooo, and welcome back to your favorite (it IS your favorite, and these are NOT the droids you are looking for) podcast of all time! This week turned out a lot of really goofy news that Stephen and I were more than happy to scoop up and spit back at you in delicious podcast form. The munch a moth campaign hits Australia, an ostrich pwns two boys with image issues, and cat pee: is it the next drug craze?

Factoid of the Week:
The slowest mammal on earth is the three-toed sloth. It’s top speed is 6 to 8 feet per minute

A mother’s bad memory won 2.4 million
Australians urged to eat moths
How to end a relationship:
Door to Door Salesmen donates kidney
Pop Quiz: are 1 million $ bills real?
SUC’s smear campaign
Cat pee: the next marijuana
Ostrich murdered by man with no penis
Skanky Nurse Serial Killers
Doughnut thief to get 30 years
Bible Knock Out
Drunk Ambulance Driver

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Running Time: 55 Minutes

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Episode 27 – “Holy Crap Comes From Holy Cows”

Published on October 5, 2007 in Shows. 0 Comments

This is our first episode for the month of October, and we are stoked to bring you another month of strange events, dummies, and really gross tidbits of news. We’ve got a follow up on a man’s severed leg, Mr. Potato Head’s ecstasy addiction, and one violent gay peacock! If Ashley sounds distracted at any point it is because Phantom Hourglass released on Monday… and drained her SOUL!

Factoid of the Week:
The calories in a bagel with cream cheese can run an electric toothbrush for 52 hours 20 minutes!

Brazilian Woman Births Own Grandchildren
Flexible Woman wins car by sucking its nipples
Ecstacy found in Mr. Potato Head’s Ass!
FOLLOW UP! Man seeks custody of severed leg!
Fighting Nuns o_O
Lord Mayor attacks tomato
A little mouse with your beans?
Man eats 20 POUNDS of grits
Gay peacock molests lexus
Woman runs over her own legs at McDonald’s drive thru
Cops afraid of the Big Bad Bic
Pr0n in the Legislature
Who steals toilet paper?

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