Monthly Archive for September, 2007

Episode 26 – “It’s Like A Swiss Army Knife Of Religion!”

Published on September 28, 2007 in Shows. 1 Comment

Stephen and Ashley are back with another hilarious, disgusting, and moral teaching episode. We actually had a special guest appearance from Captain Jim Doogan this evening! Other than a little incident with Stephen being tied up, the show went off without a hitch. I will NEVER get tired of saying that… We’ve got a leg in a pressure cooker, a new Wii + Maryjane package, bathing in toilets and, why I will never move to Germany. Enjoy the awesomeness

Factoid of the Week:
Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to boil a half gallon of water

Air China
Why Ashley is NOT moving to Germany
Wang and King arrive in Bangkok to play with BALLS
Female Ninjas Rob Convenience Store!
More proof that children are idiots
Iguana’s hidey-hole
Math IS helpful!
Cooked foot, anyone? <— Submitted by Frankie U.
Rotten meat closes highway <— Submitted by Max @ analogmedium.com
Man steals a Wii, returns it with marijuana for an apology
Man saws house in half
No good cough goes unpunished
A pleasant drive

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Running Time: 55 Minutes

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Episode 25 – “My Ear Hurts”

Published on September 22, 2007 in Shows. 0 Comments

Well, we are releasing this a tad late on Friday, but Stephen just had to go see RE (and apparently regretted it), and we all know what happens when Stephen is tired. Since this is a late night show strap yourself in for a lot of gratuitous boob mentioning, lip biting, and lightening sex! Look for ward to a listener “WTF”, and me chucking my cat across the computer room after I stop her from marching on my bladder. Grrr.

UPDATE: OOPS! Stephen screwed up in the mix down and left a sound check track in the mp3! It’s been reposted as of Saturday night. Thanks Frankie for point out that Stephen’s an idiot

Factoid of the Week:
Fully grown, Argentina’s Falabella horses are only 16 inches tall. They’re the smallest horses on earth!

Girl gets excited and bites off boyfriend’s lip!
Two girls fight for their right to bear boobies!
A Stephen Siting!
Attention Seniors: Please carry ID <—- Submitted by Chris Griffin
Couple learns they have been cheating online with EACH OTHER!
Chris Crocker gets a Reality TV deal!??! WTF!?!
Biker’s Penis hit by lightning!!
Old guy gets teeth stolen in bar fight
Restaurant lets you have sex with food BEFORE you eat it
Zombies for realZ!<— submitted by Max @ analogmedium.com
German guy smuggles sex toys out of Germany inside sausages!
Man puts venemous snake in his mouth, guess what happened <— submitted by Frankie U
Idiot sends text message to police trying to sell “reefer”
Assault with a deadly onion!

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Running Time: 53 Minutes

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Episode 24 – “Does a One Legged Duck Swim in a Circle?”

Published on September 14, 2007 in Shows. 0 Comments

We haven’t found any one-legged ducks in our travels across the vast information dump that is the internet this week, BUT we did find some toe licking phone thieves! Stephen invited him over at one point and it just started getting weird when he duct-tapped us up and made us take off our shoes… Either way, we still persevered and made this show just for you! (If at any point we giggle for no reason during the show… that would be the toe-licker).

Factoid of the Week
Average speed of a golf ball in flight during the PGA Tour: 160 mph

Mugger pwnd by blind man
Procreate and you may win a free car!
Guy sets fire to his car over that which matters most….a soccer game
Toe licking bandit strikes small town Minnesota
Confused cop
Taiwanese woman’s BOOB explodes!
Just… ew
French service makes crap up for horny folks!
Man injects love interest with BLOOD
Mean boss fires a guy for being awesome
Inmates upset over lack of sausage!
Man steals a car to turn himself in!
Trio gets hooked on fake heroin

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Running Time: 50 Minutes

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Episode 23 – “Fiery Pancakes From HELL!!!”

Published on September 10, 2007 in Shows. 0 Comments

By now, with your great skills in observations, I imagine you have noticed that the show is a tad late. I greatly apologize, but I was at the Austin GDC and you wouldn’t have gone back to your hotel to do the show either! However, to make it up, this show is absolutely orgasmicly wonderful in it’s awesomeness! Stephen and I were both on the ball and hyper and just really enjoyed making this one. There are greased up naked men, Pot-selling morons, and a Man that just couldn’t seem to keep his pants with him. While you’re listening, check out the pictures I took of the conference on our message board!

Factoid of the Week:
Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms

Leeches invade homes in Japan <–submitted by Frankie U
U(ruguay) got served
Ugly people apparently stem from Italy
New Jersey man gets DUI for sleeping in parked car
Idiots have never heard the word “stealth”
Squirrels now attacking the innocent
22 year old man assaults father with CHEETOS
Man arrested for driving nude in Indiana <– submitted by Frankie U
Funeral Plans kept on ice
Parenting tips
Grandfather has 100 grankids! <– submitted by Frankie U
Moose attacks lady’s house!
That’s one expensive pair of pants

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Running Time: 51 minutes

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Delays!!

Published on September 7, 2007 in Announcements. 1 Comment

Looks like we’ve run into an issue and the show will have to be postponed for a bit. As you know, Ashley is currently in Austin, TX at the Austin Game Developers Conference. They apparently have a really crappy internet connect and doing the show would be like playing a game of Russian Roulette….with all the bullets in the gun. I’m also out of town, so we’re going to be producing and putting the show out on Monday. I hope this doesn’t disappoint you guys too much, and we promise that we’ll have some freakin’ awesome content! Maybe Ash will bring some news of drunkards doing stupid crap back with her from Austin. See you guys on Monday!