It is with extremely pleasurable pleasure that I offer you this offering of the newest episode of episodically great greatness: HnH. Not only am I excitably excited, but I knowingly know that you will laugh and cry in this special eight hour, drive the bus off the road until you cannot find it anymore even if you stop and ask for directions but you wont do that because you aren’t really lost until you are past states lines and see weird cannibal like creatures eating the remains from the last busload of lost but not lost people… episode. We remind viewers not to live in bathrooms, not to shove remotes up their rears, not to glue your cheating X’s penis to his stomach, and not to hit on cops of the same sex. Continue reading ‘Episode 144 – Fifty Freakin’ Nuggets!’
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This episode of Hand shoes and Horse Grenades is brought to you by Chris Beck and his amazing penguin army (that will no doubt join with the Feline Underground Resistance). Also, Stephen and I have decided to go to DragonCon. So come out to the big ATL in Sept and meet us! In a shocking twist, Ashley didn’t really follow the tags for this episode and just stuck stories everywhere. Stephen was confused, I was confused, we talked about movies and football… and then we finally decided to talk about Zombies and sex dolls and too many and’s in one sentence. Tada! Continue reading ‘Episode 143 – Penguin Pizza Party Parade’
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Finally, the episode you’ve been waiting for! Yes indeedy, it’s time for another edition of NERDY TALK, where we cover the latest in tech news. This time it’s full on opinions and news about Apple’s brand new product: iPad. Sounds like a high tech feminine hygiene product, we know, but it’s what we have. Joining Steve this time is his long time friend and fellow tech-head, Lando. Together they brake down the specs on this sucker and then proudly address their excitement and concern about Apple’s foray into the tablet market. Download it now!
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Stephen and I were both mega tired for the show tonight, but neither of us could shut up or stop laughing… I think that is what happens to people when they are tired. I also think that when we are sleep (or drunk) we have the best shows Barring Stephen forgetting the charger for his laptop, his lamp crashing, skype cutting out and dropping the call for 10 mins… everything went really well! :p We ramble on about slugs and weight watchers and aliens and cowboys that need shirts. Continue reading ‘Episode 142 – Not Stupid Anymore’
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After a two week hiatus… I am back! I’m back in the saddle again. *Rocks out to Aerosmith* Stephen and I are watching Something Something Something Darkside and I am so distracted. I really missed you guys! Stephen and I have vowed to make this year of HnH rock like… rocks o_O. He added a game (that I cheated on) and some swanky music (that I couldn’t hear). Thank you all for spreading the HnH love to your buddies… we appreciate it Just remember to wear protection! This ep is dedicated to Matt and his new Bf Branden! We love you guys! Continue reading ‘Episode 141 – My Ass is Magnetic’
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It’s 2010, ladies and gentlemen, and we’re bringing you a live show right out of the gate! This week, Steve was joined by special guest host Lando because the ever-so-amazing Ashley is out of commission with a concussion. How’d she get one you ask? By fighting off the zombie hordes, of course! One can take a beating when the legion of undead warriors are surrounding you. She had nothing to defend herself with but a pistol and the femur of one of the slain abominations. One of the infernal beasts got just close enough to give her quite the goose egg on her ol’ noggin, but she set him ablaze with the fire from her eyes. We’re talking epic stuff here, folks. She’s a fighter, that’s for sure. Not to worry though, she’ll be back next week, reprising her role as the greatest co-host on the internet!
This week, we had some ridiculous stories, and some great live calls. Including the expected visit from Steve’s always entertaining dad. So sit down, grab a cold one, and pop on our podcast for an hour and a half of good times. Continue reading ‘Episode 140 – Concussed!’
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Greetings, everyone! This post is here to let you know that there will NOT be a show tonight. I know you’re sad. The team here at Horseshoes & Hand Grenades was just as excited as you are, and not having a show is equivalent to watching somebody kick a puppy. It’s utterly devastating. The good news is that we have come up with something to help keep that little puppy from being kicked so hard: The H&H Resolution-O-Rama 2009!
What we want from you kind people is your resolutions for what you want to achieve in this brand new year. We’re heading into the 010’s…or just 10’s..or 2010’s…I still haven’t figured out how to say it, and we want to know what you aim to do with this new year that you’ve been given. Going to lose weight? Swim with sharks? Run along side the wildebeasts of Africa? We want to know!
All you have to do is get yourself a webcam, or a buddies computer equipped with one, and drop a video of yourself on youtube of you telling us what you are going to do with this next year. Try to keep it under 30 seconds. We’re going to put together this video of all you guys and put it on our H&H YouTube page for all to see. Don’t worry! Ash and I will totally be doing this too. Please submit all entries by Thursday, January 7.
Make sure you send us a link to the YouTube video you post. You can send it to our email at fans[at]horseshoes-handgrenades[dot]com, add a comment to this post, or Twitter us at twitter.com/hnhshow.
Merry CHRISTMAS HnH Fans! We hope you are prepared to enjoy our amaZing Christmas episode we have provided you It is chock full of refreshing Dear Santa’s, twinkling Wish Lists, dazzeling bum sniffers, and we might even have some maids a milking.
On a more serious note, thank you all that participated this week. We know it was off schedule, but we love you all and it makes our day when we see your names in the chat ^_^
HnH wishes all its listeners have AMAZING Christmas breaks! Be kind to one another (please do not attack your neighbors with froZen turkeys) and enjoy your families.
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It’s a cold one up here at H&H headquarters. I’m sitting at the H&H command station looking out the window at a winter wonderland, or so they say. I did go out and build a snowman..or snow lump. The snow doesn’t pack as well as it should for building stuff. Anyway, the important thing is that I know I’m not the only one knee deep in this fluffy white stuff, and we all need some kind of entertainment. That being said, I am so very proud to present to you all the next crazy installment of Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. We talked about Hooters, camels, monkeys, and cash…but not necessarily in the same story. Have a blast!
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I haven’t slept at all this week (averaging 4 hours a night), and I was exhausted before the show. Being the genius that I am, I decided to set my alarm ant take a 45 min nap b4 the show. Somehow the alarm was set for AM instead of PM…. this being the case, I woke up 4 mins before the show, FREAKED out and was a bit mentally awol during the first 15 mins Stephen also did something neat with the camera for the first time.
When I woke up, we talked about steak slapping, stuffed panthers, teeth jewelry, bad breath, and the differences between cardboard and glass
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It is with extremely pleasurable pleasure that I offer you this offering of the newest episode of episodically great greatness: HnH. Not only am I excitably excited, but I knowingly know that you will laugh and cry in this special eight hour, drive the bus off the road until you cannot find it anymore even if you stop and ask for directions but you wont do that because you aren’t really lost until you are past states lines and see weird cannibal like creatures eating the remains from the last busload of lost but not lost people… episode. We remind viewers not to live in bathrooms, not to shove remotes up their rears, not to glue your cheating X’s penis to his stomach, and not to hit on cops of the same sex. Continue reading ‘Episode 144 – Fifty Freakin’ Nuggets!’
Barring Stephen forgetting the charger for his laptop, his lamp crashing, skype cutting out and dropping the call for 10 mins… everything went really well! :p We ramble on about slugs and weight watchers and aliens and cowboys that need shirts.
Stephen also did something neat with the camera for the first time.
We love newbies! 
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