Published by steve September 1st, 2010
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Hey everybody! Ash and I thought it would be fun to record a short little podcast to tell you a little bit about our trip to DragonCon and what we’re going to be getting into. Also, we wanted to let you know where you’re going to be able to find all this awesome coverage so you know exactly where to go to get the most DragonCon news! Just keep an eye on our Twitter pages and the H&H Blog for all the latest news and happening from THE DRAGONCON!
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Running Time: 9:58
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Published by phate August 27th, 2010
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Hewwo attackers of my shitty warl! Tonight’s show is early and short (heh…HEHEHE…HAHAHAHAHA). I have a CRAP ton to do tonight to get ready to leave way too damn early morrow… so I am cutting the notes in half. Does Stephen know this? Prolly not
Also, someone should come do my laundry for me… and pack… and yeah -_- Traveling is annoying unless you have stuff waiting for you at your destination. On the up side… white water rafting, rock climbing, zip lining, cruising and swimming! WIN
Factoid of the Week
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
Also : Guy’s stuff has stuff to kill other guys stuff
Ping Pong Sex Mugging
Don’t Make Sex Tapes
Poop Attack
Anger Management would have been easier
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Running Time: 1:13:03
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Published by phate August 20th, 2010
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Yeah, so… I’m at a loss for gross newZ this week. I blame you. Yeah, you. Get out there and be gross damn it! What the hell are you ppl doing? Sitting inside watching tv? Eating? Playing games? Go rape a squirrel or lick a moose’s behind or something. How the hell can I get NewZ Better Left untold if you arent being the nasty perverted asshats I know you to be?! Sigh. You ppl fail me.
Factoid of the Week:
Coca-cola was originally sold as a brain tonic.
Rose is a rose
China’s a pain in the ass
BBC’s Bird
Scary Death Bees
Dummy is dumb…and tireless
Eat my balls
Oh noes, Ur dead!
Moo Poo
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Running Time: 1 hour 15 minutes
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Published by phate August 13th, 2010
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HEWWO my lovelies! I just drank a blueberry shake. It was really good… and blueberry-ie. So, I thought I was going to go as Cleopatra for Halloween… but all the costumes are rather POOP. Anyone know of any good ones?
RIght now Im coming up empty! Also, I found this awesome costume that I want to wear to DCon… but it is out of stock till the 25th… which is lame >L< Anyone else having costume woes? I mean, I know this has nothing to do with the show, but this is what you get when you give me free forum in which to speak
Nah nah nah!
Factoid of the Week:
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Teddy Tours
My Hero
Jerks and Lemonaid
Pop Machine Vs. Hatchet
Kitty Marinade
Naked Ride
A She-male Tale
Cop Becomes Woman
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Running Time: 1:22:10
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Published by steve August 7th, 2010
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Well, the show is a bit late… but that is because my 1st cousin just had his first kid! Well, he didn’t have the kid… his wife did. Well, technically she had it. Are C-Sections considered giving birth? Speaking of C-Sections… waiting on one to happen in the birth ward of a hospital is painful. I don’t mean mildly painful, I mean scratch my eyes out and bleed to death slowly painful. We had to wait with a group of people that should NOT have been parents. Who let’s their kids crawl around on the floor of a HOSPITAL?! Ugh. Ummm, anyway… yay I have a cousin! He was cute. I nicknamed him panda ^_^ (Er, Also… enjoy the show? ;p)
Factoid of the Week:
The electric chair was invented by a dentist
Have we not learned?
Oldest man alive…is…not?
Bear on bear action
Bears want to play too!
- Check out Peter Palmiotti’s Podcast! Steve has a guest appearance on the latest episode!
Man stuck in poo
Amorous Roo
You’re doing it wrong
Wendy’s thief is dumb
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Running Time: 1:12:15
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Published by steve July 30th, 2010
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Tonight show was MEGA Awesome in the geekiest sense!
Chris Moreno joined us and lead us through his Comic Con Experience! He also gave us the scoop on his NEW Project! Talking to Chris has gotten me SUPER stoked about
DragonCon! I could literally just pee my pants. I also got a booklet in the mail today and am even MORE excited! I still dunno if I will dress up, but I am really drooling over all the amazing things going on for that con! More than anything I am happy that some of my childhood heros will be there… yeah, I watched Star Trek a lot as a kid. Also, one of my fav authors and bands will be rocking the place! SQUEEEE.
Rabbit Terrorism
Football Guards Suck
Shitterton
Witches Not Subject To Our Laws
Hangin’ with Chris Moreno – SPECIAL
Dead Animal Brew
Sex Fall Fail
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Running Time: 1:31:20
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Published by phate July 16th, 2010
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I am determined that no one ever reads these intros… like… ever. Are you reading this? You SHOULD be reading it! Sometimes I am funny, damn it all. In fact, if you ARE reading this… COMMENT. I don’t care what you say… just say something letting me know that you actually read this post. Otherwise, I’m, going to start writing really bad pr0n in the show intro slots. 
Thanks to Chip for notes and Chris Moreno for gabbing with us for so long! 
Continue reading ‘Episode 160 – Sexasaurus Rex!’
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Published by phate July 9th, 2010
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So, when I wash my face at night, I always sing Old McDonald (it is about 2 mins… the time you are meant to take cleaning your face/hands/teeth). Shut up, this is normal. Anyway, I got sick of that song and wanted to sing Mary Had a Little Lamb. I couldn’t recall the lyrics, tho! I looked them up on wiki. Apparently, a girl named Mary Sawyer actually took her lamb to school one day. Commotion ensued and these two guys created a song about it. Weird o_O
Continue reading ‘Episode 159 – One Armed, One Legged, Serial Chicken Killing Monkey!’
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Published by steve July 2nd, 2010
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So, Stephen is never getting noise buttons for our show again, folks. I have thrown the device across the room and it has landed in tiny pieces. Actually, he has probably added several hundred MORE sounds since the show was recorded and plans to use them all in tandem for next week. We had to do things a bit early and late this week (hah). A day early and an hour late… and you guys still came out to support us! We love you so hard
We talked about ducks in this episode… and weenie flavored salmon… yeah. Ew. Also, from the lovely Amanda Reed: “How do you tell girl pancakes from boy pancakes?……..look to see how they are stacked!”
Continue reading ‘Episode 158 – Happy Pants!’
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Published by steve June 25th, 2010
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So, I feel like I have been away from the show for ages… and I guess I have! I am glad weddings and honeymoons and vacations are DONE with so that I may relish in the HnH goodness
I missed everyone in the chat! And, as you can tell by this episode, I was really hyper and exorbitantly glad to be back with everyone! Also, I totally have seaweed stuck to the top off my mouth… seriously? Ew. No more dulce in my salad! Thanks to Chip and Frankie U for helping me out with notes, and super thanks to everyone that turned out ready to do the chat dance with Stephen and I! I cannot wait till next week for more bonding… granted, from this show on I will _always_ be on time. Furturama blew my face off with its awesomeness… and it will be on after our show every week (must be watching tv by 10pm every evening!).
K…. end ramble!
Continue reading ‘Episode 157 – BOOM Headshot!’
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