A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.
The gorilla finished the beer and handed the bartender a twenty dollar bill. The bartender just couldn’t believe that a gorilla knew anything about money, so he only gave back one dollar in change.
“Hope you enjoyed your beer,” he said to the gorilla, “We don’t get too many gorillas coming in here.”
“At nineteen dollars a beer,” said the gorilla, “it’s no wonder.”
Naked kiwiZ, naked passengers, bear mugger, have sex!
Take bloody two! Re-recording a show has never been one of my favorite things to do… but I actually think this take was better. Well, I have to go write an accounting paper (how the F#$K do you write a paper on ACCOUNTING?!… can someone please explain that to me?), and then write a summary about my week in class (again, I hope the teacher gets infected with crabs and earwigs). Isn’t summarizing your school day a bit beyond a masters program? I’m just glad I had the show today… or else this evening would have REALLY been failed upon!
After the show on Thursday I tried to save the audio file just like another day, and that’s when the unthinkable happened: my computer died. Not like DEAD died, but froze up to the point where I couldn’t do anything. As a result, episode 114 was lost to the ether and shall never be heard. I’m devastated at this loss because we had a ton of funny stuff on that episode. The good news is that Ash and I aren’t against doing it all over again, so we will be recording episode 114b sometime today. As soon as we can get it all done I’ll post it up and we’ll be back in business. I’ve also made the appropriate changes so that we won’t be losing an entire show like that again. So sit tight, and keep your browser pointed right here! We’ll have the show up as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience!
I can NOT think of anything clever today… directing to weird al lyrics…
Elmo’s got gun, Elmo’s got a gun.
Big bird’s on the run.
Bernie’s dialin’ 911
{Chourus}
What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird’s Crap?
They say when Elmo was arrested,
they found Oscar headless in the trash.
I hear that Gordon’s really runnin,
Now that Elmo’s got a gun,
The street is never gonna be the same.
Ok, so, I went bike riding last night to get some exercise in. I hadn’t been in ages, but it was a perfect evening to go get some ridage in. Anyway, I woke up this morning and my pelvic bones were like… bruised. I sat up and pondered wtf I had done last night to make myself sore (and since all the guys I know are out of town I was thinking REALLY hard!) and I finally came up with the bike. My bike RAPED me.
At least it didnt bite my finger off, or taze me, or tell me I couldn’t dance around a pole, or garden in the buff!
Well, Stephen and I took a week trip to the bogs of FL where we hunted the elusive 5 ft tall squirrel and dined with the 4inch martini grub of ZanZaBar. Wtf, I’m so hyper. We talked SO much this episode. I missed you guys and it felt good to share about the last couple weeks’ exploits
Umm, I honestly have NO idea what the show was about this week. I think we talked about tug of war and chickens. Mostly we rehashed all our insane adventures in FL. Next time… you guys should come hang out with us
Well, i just drove 5 hours from NC to WV, and I get to drive 12 from WV to FL in about a DAY. Actually, I think Stephen might drive… he will get us lost, but still Thank you SO much to everyone who turned out and called in! I am pretty sure I am asleep and on autopilot, so I might download the show later and listen
Leg Iron study helpers, Poo Tossing Man, Lurking monkey that steals foam banananananas, the first ever dune transplant!, and an honestly dishonest politician.
I cannot think of anything to say. At all. I don’t even recall what we talked about on the show. I know we laughed a lot and everyone in the chat was totally perverted (shocking, I know), but I can’t tell you one single story. Let me look… ahhh, ok:
Snakes in a toilet! (complete with more penis biting), flying mooses (Stephen is evil), monkeyZ that think they are James Bond, rowdy Amish youth (yeah, ive been to that site too), and some hot pants!
Well, we finished the show in time to make it to Star Trek last night. OMG, such a good movie! I think they did it justice, while still maintaining creative autonomy… unlike X-Men Blah. The acting was just phenomenal… also, Kirk was hot as hell
HUGE special thanks to Eryck Webb for making the first EVER HnH comic! That man is amazing! GET IT HERE!
Vibes out to Voodoo, and — as always — thank you to everyone who shows up in chat and makes Stephen and I feel important.
More penis biting (seriously, how in the hell?), boiling floors, Chuck Norris a security guard, chocolate sauce bandit (yeah, it is as weird as it sounds), and broccoli that bites back.
Due to Star Trek releasing on one of our recording days, and our inability to miss such a premiere, we’ll be doing the show at 7pm EDT! I hope you guys can pop by earlier so we get to chat with you a bit. The show would be a lot less lively without that good ol’ chatty banter you bring to the table. So mark your calendars and set your alarms for the slightly earlier show. Thanks!
A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender was amazed to hear the gorilla speak, but brought him a beer anyway.
Blah. The acting was just phenomenal… also, Kirk was hot as hell 
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