Published by phate March 5th, 2010
in Shows.
Escape from L.A. is a really awesome movie. I mean, with a name like Snake, how could it not be an awesome movie? This has nothing to do with the show or the amazing turnout in the chat room… but it is on tv and I thought you should know. Also, I just saw a Sam Adams advert (Stephen and I were talking about the company’s beers in the show) and the advertising makes the beer look so good (alas it so isn’t)! So this show involved me ranting (i think I screamed at one point), Stephen rolling a natural 20 (yes, he is THAT cool), and a lady coming home to find her house overran by 3 cows (no… not bears… cows). That is a lot of poo.
Continue reading ‘Episode 147 – Enlarged Comfort Zone’
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Published by phate February 26th, 2010
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Well, HnHer’s… I am cold. Not just a little cold; but a whole hell of a lot, thinking about rolling around in boiling lead/lava/tar so I can get some feeling back in my extremities cold. This is a very unpleasant way to be. I need a hot tub! Actually, we should have an HnH Hot Tub… we could have hot tub parties! At least I’d be warm for the shows. This show involved a slightly delayed, slightly loopy Stephen talking about horse wangs, squirrel sex, and why pineapple makes your pee smell good. It also involved me dressed as Hello Kitty and shoving veggie nuggets down my throat seconds before we started recording. Yeah, we roll like that. Ok, screw this. I have ICE in my hair. I’m off to crash the first hot tub I find!
Continue reading ‘Episode 146 – Vibrating RingwormZ’
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Published by phate February 25th, 2010
in Announcements.
Stephen has phoned and informed me of a rogue Zombie HORDE that has attacked his route home from work (the poor route did nothing to incite such violence)!
Because he must now — like Clark Kent — protect the innocent route… the show will be about 30 mins late tonight.
WE WILL SEE YOU AT 830!
At least we had better… we know where you live….
Published by phate February 19th, 2010
in Shows.
I was very hyper for this show… and I think Stephen might have gotten to get to speak one or twice the entire time. Poor kid. I promise to let him talk next show… or at least get a word in. He was also surrounded by four rather attractive women that were waiting on their rotations assignments (this explains the copious amounts of giggling going on in the background). Be on the lookout for a TROJAN HORSE in our midst! The SUC army has made their dirty move!
Continue reading ‘Episode 145 – Sauce on your face’
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Published by steve February 11th, 2010
in Announcements.
Good friends, I write this message to let you know that there will NOT be a show this evening. Some stuff has come up that, most unfortunately, has stopped all show possibilities for the night. We apologize for this inconvenience and will do whatever we can to make it up to you! Thanks for your understanding. Love you guys!
Published by phate February 5th, 2010
in Shows.
It is with extremely pleasurable pleasure that I offer you this offering of the newest episode of episodically great greatness: HnH. Not only am I excitably excited, but I knowingly know that you will laugh and cry in this special eight hour, drive the bus off the road until you cannot find it anymore even if you stop and ask for directions but you wont do that because you aren’t really lost until you are past states lines and see weird cannibal like creatures eating the remains from the last busload of lost but not lost people… episode. We remind viewers not to live in bathrooms, not to shove remotes up their rears, not to glue your cheating X’s penis to his stomach, and not to hit on cops of the same sex. Continue reading ‘Episode 144 – Fifty Freakin’ Nuggets!’
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Published by phate January 29th, 2010
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This episode of Hand shoes and Horse Grenades is brought to you by Chris Beck and his amazing penguin army (that will no doubt join with the Feline Underground Resistance). Also, Stephen and I have decided to go to DragonCon. So come out to the big ATL in Sept and meet us! In a shocking twist, Ashley didn’t really follow the tags for this episode and just stuck stories everywhere. Stephen was confused, I was confused, we talked about movies and football… and then we finally decided to talk about Zombies and sex dolls and too many and’s in one sentence. Tada!
Continue reading ‘Episode 143 – Penguin Pizza Party Parade’
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Published by steve January 27th, 2010
in Nerdy Talk.
Finally, the episode you’ve been waiting for! Yes indeedy, it’s time for another edition of NERDY TALK, where we cover the latest in tech news. This time it’s full on opinions and news about Apple’s brand new product: iPad. Sounds like a high tech feminine hygiene product, we know, but it’s what we have. Joining Steve this time is his long time friend and fellow tech-head, Lando. Together they brake down the specs on this sucker and then proudly address their excitement and concern about Apple’s foray into the tablet market. Download it now!
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Running Time: 1:00: 32
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Published by phate January 22nd, 2010
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Stephen and I were both mega tired for the show tonight, but neither of us could shut up or stop laughing… I think that is what happens to people when they are tired. I also think that when we are sleep (or drunk) we have the best shows 
Barring Stephen forgetting the charger for his laptop, his lamp crashing, skype cutting out and dropping the call for 10 mins… everything went really well! :p We ramble on about slugs and weight watchers and aliens and cowboys that need shirts.
Continue reading ‘Episode 142 – Not Stupid Anymore’
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Published by phate January 15th, 2010
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After a two week hiatus… I am back! I’m back in the saddle again. *Rocks out to Aerosmith* Stephen and I are watching Something Something Something Darkside and I am so distracted. I really missed you guys! Stephen and I have vowed to make this year of HnH rock like… rocks o_O. He added a game (that I cheated on) and some swanky music (that I couldn’t hear). Thank you all for spreading the HnH love to your buddies… we appreciate it Just remember to wear protection! This ep is dedicated to Matt and his new Bf Branden! We love you guys!
Continue reading ‘Episode 141 – My Ass is Magnetic’
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Escape from L.A. is a really awesome movie. I mean, with a name like Snake, how could it not be an awesome movie? This has nothing to do with the show or the amazing turnout in the chat room… but it is on tv and I thought you should know. Also, I just saw a Sam Adams advert (Stephen and I were talking about the company’s beers in the show) and the advertising makes the beer look so good (alas it so isn’t)! So this show involved me ranting (i think I screamed at one point), Stephen rolling a natural 20 (yes, he is THAT cool), and a lady coming home to find her house overran by 3 cows (no… not bears… cows). That is a lot of poo.
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